Correspondence on one website:

xxx: Dear users, please tell me how to view pages after ten?
YYY: This is a terrible secret. But I will open it. Open the 11th.

xxx: Recently engaged in a sinful affair with a girl, tried to be quieter, because the parents were in the neighboring room
No one would have suspected anything if at the most responsible moment she had not cut off her leg.
The result was exactly the opposite, her screams except that the dead did not hear.
At dinner, the girl hid her eyes and sat red like cancer, I desperately tried not to roast, my mom looked with jealousy, and my dad with pride.

SP> I’ll talk to her. Although it would be cynical to invite her to the same.
SP> the restaurant where she works. In her job shift :)

She will definitely come :)

He was recently in a trauma, while sitting in a row, had time to be struck by the genius of some women and the humor of our people:
A couple (husband and wife) runs into the office, as is heard from the story, the husband is bitten by a dog, at the end there is the following dialogue:
Doc: In order to avoid infection in the next 6 months you will have to come here and get injections.
Q: Does it not affect pregnancy?
Doc (after a 3-second pause): Can you wonder which one of you is pregnant?? to

In patent wars wins the company that first submits a patent to represent information using letters and numbers.

In the bathroom, a lamp burned over one of the two cabins. Now when you enter, you can choose on the light side of the force you, or on the dark side :)

XXX: I visited Fiorentina by chance. I found a lot of keys on a nudist beach. I will give to the one who will tell what the keys and what else was in the link.
YYY: Where is the photo?
xxx: (photo key) one of the links
YYY: With all respect, do I have the keys? Where is the beach photo?

Sudarya Drevyaša: I already wrote that the topic would be transferred to the archive.
d'Artagnan is to.
God, this is such a terrible mistake. I will drown. ...
d'Artagnan: The tree is so cute from your side. Unfortunately, you can’t drown because the tree doesn’t drown.

by MadWolf:
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Review of the film My Way:

37 Dmitry
This is a good movie!!I do not regret wasted time.

2014 year. For the murder of five security guards, Anders Breivik was disabled.

The wedding is only a solemn delivery of the letter in operation.Yegor will walk on that day proud, beautiful and on the forehead of the inscription: see I am going to see it today.

08.10.09) m: ((
08.10.09) g: Hi (and we know each other?)
08.10.09) m: Not yet, but it can be corrected))
09.10.09) g: In principle yes...
27.08.12) m: So it seems that this moment has come

I went to the Crimea, saw the name of the shale "Urartu at Arthur". Probably a meeting place for local logopedists.

Vasilika is:
Russia is the country where people look forward to the end of the world.
If they report that an asteroid will hit Earth, then I am sure we will have a carnival.
So I didn’t understand why in Hollywood movies in such cases everyone cries.
Is anyone happy not to pay for the mortgage?

The tourist agency "Hunter" (Perm) announced the rebranding of its most sought-after heater "Fedor Gladkov". The new name will be given to the three-deck in honor of American actress Sasha Gray, known worldwide for her frank films.
As the director of the travel agency said, many tourists regret that heat tourism is the last century. And who was Fedor Gladkov no one remembers. Who Sasha Gray is, everyone knows.

X: Who is there on the eve? You or a stranger?
xxx is a picture :D

Thank you to my provider for blocking access to banned sites. Because of this I know there is something interesting there and that it is not worth burning your IP on it :)

xxx: My pretty little eats, straight bird, not male, if compared to yours. Today, he was fighting, he ate alone with bread. and all. Then just soup and I didn’t want more.
YYY : MDA My would have pulled out of the bowl, then at dinner I could have two more, and then would have used to the refrigerator at night)))
Zzz [in the face of yyy]: It’s just you’ve never been in guests at xxx. She suffers from culinary acromegaly. She has a 45-size battle, and cuts the size of a baby’s head :-)

I also want to eat all the time.
YYY: This is a good sign.
YYY: Somebody is going to amend
It may be worms.