Mr: Yesterday was at the architect’s work!
Aunt is so rough that even the bullstery leads in the carcass)))

Peep: Drawing the backs?

Mr:Uhu..Really, I saw her opened Kadov sheet healthy, and on it randomly small tables are racked - payments, accounts of all kinds... she rules them with her hands, and then sets out - and sends them to print)))

Land: Everything that we have in Russia goes on television can be clearly described in two terms:
1st Full of shit.
2nd Full of shit.

Myths: - Good evening, young man, you know that according to the bla bla bla use of alcoholic beverages is prohibited, you are fined...
The bottle is still closed!
Myth: You were going to use it!! to
(10 seconds pause for my craving)
I: - Well you, fucking, gather to punish me and we will disperse like ships in the sea!! to
(10 seconds pause for their swinging)
charged and gone

X – Colonel

My friends told me a funny story yesterday. They have a Busya cat, and they love this cat... to smash toys.
Someone gave their daughter a funny toy – a mouse, you press on it, and she says, “I love you!” In the words of a familiar:
I wake up at night because of this toy. I think she's like a grandmother's daughter, who's playing with her? I get up, turn on the light, and there Busya fucking her in the whole roast, and the mouse cries: I love you!!! I love you!! I love you!!and "

** after reading the quotation pressed on the mouse and he wept
" and Let’s repeat"

KLU
On the way to the universe, my way lies near the building, I am going therefore yesterday on the fence is written with a black balloon "hachi pidarasy". I’m going to the next day whoever has already posted "be careful!!!". I'm fucking afraid to go there now and suddenly the truth

I heard the following conversation between the two ladies in the subway:
Woman, why are you pushing?! to
Because you don’t have to be smart.! to
I can see that this is your motto for life.

In the office of AyTishnikov goes a drunk - a day of energy. knock on the door - a girl comes in: "Where the acts of conviction carry", she polite answer: "in the neighboring office".
Five minutes later, she goes back to the office.
How to dress out?
A scream from the depths of the office:
Alt Eff four!! to

The parasite
I composed Haiku:

Mathematics pleases the heart.
As a gift in the early morning
The fucking bag.

<Quaga> we lie in the chamber in the trauma department. boredom is impossible, so I was brought a laptop..new technologies,so to say interesting words))) Well, short in the chamber is another such a scattered as I read. With broken legs and a note (I only have one leg and a broken arm) in general, we have an intellectual friendship at a distance of 3 beds... in general, we communicate with him, as I understood for everyone in incomprehensible words.
Cami should understand the man in the plaster, well, I wanted to break down...and what do I have to keep this ugliness in me!!?... well, and here I so shrinking gave a pretty loud sound, the guy (who was shrinking) so sharply looked at me with a smile and repeated my feat, and then pulled out: "-Oh!!BLA..WiFi...the package arrived normally"...both fell into a wild and very painful considering our state of rust....this is not the end of the story..between us lay a man, forever silent...this Urupinsk issued the final phrase: "-Here is the uepki, I will put you a firewall on WiFi!!! to

Black cat: I come to work, the tables are unclear why are moved in the corner, the systems generally roll where it got. The garbage is not visible under the mountain of bottles. Everyone talks about the price of prostitutes.
Black cat: I think I missed something.

Exam of anatomy, ticket of urology. He told me everything he knew and what he had invented, and it was time to finish his story. The channel for the excretion of urine in women is 3 cm. Men and women..." and I thought like I’t get rid of it. Schoolgirl burned " and men who are lucky "

X: I was walking a friend now, working with a jacket. Prikyn, her fiancé 4 days before filing the application to the ZAGS called and said that he left for Antarctica. With the Penguins. working as a sysadmin at the polar station. He says, I’ll come in a year, we’ll get married and all that.
W is GM. With the Penguins? Linux is it?
X: I think yes.
A: He will not come back.

1 as a session.
2 in the bearded times company id software, even before the release of doom and quake released the legendary game wolfenstein, I broke into it at 386. The most terrible thing in it was when you had a life of 10 percent, 5 ammunition, you enter the labyrinth, where the Arians cheat on you from all sides, and you press save... then you had to sharply turn back and run, run so that you don’t get wet, run out of the labyrinth with 1 percent of life, press the save, and again run for the pharmacy and ammunition. The first time rarely.
1 as with your session.
Fuck, I explained it.

from tel. The Conversation:
How are you after yesterday?
Yyy: Oh, I was so drunk that I was taken away from champagne so much, I don't even remember whether I took money from a taxi driver or not.
XXX is OK! It is :)
YYY: I wanted to say I gave it. Oh Oh!
XXX: Yes, and a condition for Freud

by 111:
Don’t forget, we work on Saturday! We work from the morning. As we start working in the morning, so until the evening. We will bring with us from home the pre-built work and we will work. We will go to each other's offices, work there, try each other's work. The main thing is to work well, or you can not see the end of the working day.
by 222:
We’ve been working since Monday, the box is over.
and 333:
The main thing is not to be a worker...

FIZOT
What kind of bl... is this?
When you talk to someone on the phone or
There is still somewhere in real and ask to name your name - you call it loudly and clearly. But all
Ask them if they whisper.
say "Go to h..y!" hear all without any problem.
Apparently, the Russian ears are so harsh that they can’t hear anything but the mat from the first time.
Vitality
Dmitry
In fact, they are always asked by the most intelligent people, that is, those who understand that from the point of view of moral and ethical norms, the error in pronouncing the surname or name of the interlocutor is a gross disrespect for the opponent.
FIZOT
Sugar brain, can you just shake up?

Cut out of sex chat:
He: You sit down on my knees and begin to crack erotically.
Do you feel bad???? to
Fuck... to jump!

my acquaintance megacomp... glittered, decided to reboot... during the reboot opened the CD, surprised, but it was closed back to what Ludka (owner of the comp) replied relentlessly: "Don't close, or the monitor doesn't turn on..." ))) fucking, it's a genius you need to be in order to find this connection!

Melvin> Kashchmar. I dressed too easily!! to
What> What is it? The Prometheus?
Melvin> Not that word!! The face is frozen and the hives fall off.
It is>??? What?? to
Melvin> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ears! I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears.

Swo is Prepod.
Kirill is a student.

Swo: Let’s go, today a student gave up her lips alone. A typical blonde, well I think a writer, will have to solve the crazy code in the best case. And as the labs looked so surprised, little that everything was right, and with inserts on the assembler, so that it worked faster.
Kirill: They
Swo: Now I think how to invite her to dinner.
Olya from PM-43
WOW, what do you know about her?
Kirill: I made her these lips for a sandwich with sausage and a glass of juice. Maybe you invite me to dinner, or eat shit as you want :(