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The right action: bring the device to the head of the hookup and say "oh, he also measures IQ".

Dear fellow pedestrians!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. This means that the probability for the driver to notice us running in front of the car and successfully stop has decreased very significantly. Please do not cross in the wrong places and always make sure of the safety of the transition. And even better – cross below or above the road where possible.
Remember, the driver will sit down and then go out, and we will lie down and not get up.
Yes, and more - according to the new law, in the dark hours of the day outside the settlements to wear a light-returning vest. And I would recommend wearing it and in the villages - a great thing.

Dear colleagues of motorists!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. No one wants to hit pedestrians, so please drive more carefully, slow down before pedestrian crossings when visibility is limited or insufficient. Do not exceed, because E = mv^2, and doubling the speed accounts for energy. And don’t forget to turn on the lights. They should always be on when moving.

2 – Be Safe!

Zombies have been sitting in call centers for a long time.
They do not sit. Why do you have WiFi at the cemetery?

I look at the dog and think: but she doesn’t understand how smart a man is. She looks at us, she rolls her tail, she loves us, and she doesn’t mind that we’re so smart that we’ve flown into space, dive to the bottom of the ocean. What if there is something we do not understand? We see it as self-evident, and it is so advanced in development that it is beyond our perception. In short, remember that the dog doesn’t realize how smart you are.

This is:

There is a pyrometer from ancient times and here another pioneer asks
What kind of device is this.
I bring to my width and press on the plug, the device lights up 24C and I say
When you grow up, you will find out what a device is :D
Two of my engineers stood next to me and laughed.

It is funny, idiot. Not to explain to the child. Must be defended and defended.

The game of the mind of Bodun! The method of asking about the well-being of a friend (Pasha) was chosen the most non-trivial:
Von Paulus, how is your cat? XD is

You know that you’re the only one I know with a pink notepad and an iPhone?
yyy: I also have a pink clock and a watch "rose gold"
Yyy: And now I’m sitting in a pink mushroom on my neck.
YYY: Who am I turned into?
XXX in the emoji?

Not terrible closure.
and torrents. I am afraid that somewhere
There exists in the world
The crazy bastard.
Scanned and
Books by Donatella.

A possible enrichment plan of thirty points. They all contain the same word “theft.”

Meanwhile, Mega-Kadrovik did not speak out for the first time. There was once a story about how to keep people in touch. Typically, we have higher salaries than our competitors, people come to us, so we will have fun as much as we can. And then about the system of fines for every cheek, which is not officiated in advance, and about the fact that the first months each employee even owes the company remains, about the poisoning of any human behavior in employees and transforming them into robots, even to the toilet walking strictly on schedule.

Such a sadistic company wants to enjoy, even if you have never worked there, and leaving there does not " knock on the door" is simply unrealistic.

In the clinic is not allowed without bacillus, the price of which is 5 rubles. And I’ve been there every day for almost two months and, to be honest, the frog has a breath of giving a coin every day. Therefore, I economically remove the cushions at the exit, carefully hide in the bag until the next visit.
Today, after the next procedures, I go down from the fifth floor of the clinic on the spare staircase, absolutely deserted. On the way I pull my shoes off. In the face of the man - the morda-golda-print - the classic image of the recetor of the 90s. I am frightened: "Do not throw, let me take!" I am, after wearing, stretching out the unfresh blue pieces...

In my opinion, upgrading Windows is like playing a casino – the main thing is to stop on time.

At the video with the fight between Saakashvili and Avakov: Armenian with a Georgian in Russian, they find out who of them is the larger Ukrainian.

Per the tigers are all such bats and don’t bite anyone at all? Smellful people are chasing us about the difficulty of working with predators

XXX is no. I have all sbs. I don’t go to work, I don’t betray my wife (no wife – no betrayal), I don’t argue with my friends.
Yyy: No work – no walks.
Zzz: I have no friends, I don’t argue.

The lectures on art yesterday burned:
I do not like that Jesus is often depicted as so poor and unhappy on the cross. After all, he was a healthy young man with good genetics.

Today I met someone with the same character as I have... It’s hard to admit, but yes... I wanted to stifle this infection in 10 minutes.

One day I’ll go out of the house for a bread and sit in the electric car on the Maldives.

From the hub, an article on using home internet at work, bypassing content restrictions:

I will immediately state that the article is not intended for professionals, but rather for people in need of full access to the Internet.

XXX: I thought that the article for secretaries and accountants, who were closed social networks, and here

"We will assume that you have installed a clean, naked Debian in terminal or graphic mode, to your taste."

XXX is 5.

I am tired of already explaining to clients that my name is not Divanov, but Ivanov.
YYY: And you can imagine what our colleague and your friend Ermolin...

From the same opera:
Alexander Spirin has already reconciled, but Yevgeny Bukkin refuses to use the mail.