I sit on the balcony and smoke. I see a 10-year-old boy passing by the house. Suddenly, a courtyard dog jumps out on him with a laugh (local grandmothers are fed, so the courtyard is constantly squeezing at our backyard). I begin to quickly think about what to put in the dog and I am preparing to scream at her louder. But the boy himself was not confused and cried out loudly: "Dumb is it?" The dog stopped a meter from him. And the boy continues: "Are you that, popped?And" he went on to fuck himself. The dog started to sneeze, but it didn’t stop. When he realized that he was winning, the boy said, “Go here!” and ran to the courtyard. He preferred to retreat.

The question:
Midnight: I play a game where any printed word appears in the form of an object (except for the own names).
The bakery store. The goal was to make meat, well, I thought, let me have fun, I would write a broken meat, broken. Written bad meat, a classic piece of roll appeared on the bone and (attention!) He stole money from the box and ran away!!! Blessed and hysterical.

The program said that now the juice is needed. Created Crying juice, an emo-sock appeared. The evil flesh attacked him, the juice won, the meat died.

Please tell me the name immediately!

I am I am I:

Talk to my boyfriend
Smoke, I’m not asking you, so you’re doing something all the time.
Because you are always breaking something.
It’s good that our hobbies match.)

It’s not a conversation with your boyfriend, it’s the "Alpha" series, season one.

I had a nightmare.
M is?
A pony approached me and asked me to teach me how to fly butterflies. >.<
by xDD
The worst thing – I could.

I come back from work, I see a local alcache in front of me. He goes home, holding his hands behind the wall of the neighbor’s house. I reached the corner. Up to the home wall six meters.
He tries to get away from the wall, but he is very stormy. Walking past him, I see his suffering look and I hear the elegant phrase: "Who is building this?!...

Call to the call center:
I have a problem, my name is Alexander.

Today: I sit with the dentist in a chair, as long as the assistant was distracted, the doctor himself took the suction with the words, let me suck you, and then wake up telling you what the doctor was sucking you)))))!!!!! to

Comments on the fall of Yandex:

#yandex we remember, we love, googled!

Everyone on the dark side. We said we had cookies, but nobody said you’d get them.
With respect, the dark side.

19 August. My husband’s birthday.
We are in the car, listening to the radio. The dictator joyfully says:
Not many people know, but today is a birthday celebration! August 19, many years ago. * well and bla-bla-bla further on the text*
A man with a very happy look:
Have you heard? It is shuffle! ^ ^ ^

We sit on Skype and talk. At the other end of the wire, the guy is exhausted by a cat. The following dialogue follows:
Q: Go here
Tagged: myyajajajajaja
Q: Well, you are mocking that!? to
K: Miyagi
Q: Cousin say "A"
The cat says something similar to A guy from all of the дури oret "███ NA" I roll, in the conference there is rust and the guy says: Ha! The second time I went...

A friend bought a new washing machine, called me to help install. His mother, coming from work, said she could not wash colorful dishes and white together. I’ve been in stool for a week...

Shanghai: A week ago my wife insured me for 500,000. She did not even ask me.
Twilight_Sun: I would be careful.
Helxen: Shanghai, the food has not acquired an unfamiliar taste?

People are not disturbed by cigarettes, alcohol, or lifestyle. It’s all small compared to how people ruin people.
Especially the shaft.

XXX: Are there good people at the meeting at 6:30 in Mercy?
Except in the luggage.

How did he know that the lamp does not turn off if the refrigerator is closed?

I put a photocopy inside on the filming delay in the ‘no flash’ mode, closed the door and waited 5-10 seconds. Do you check your refrigerator?

The company "Rosalko" was searched, seized 500 tons of vodka and more than 4 thousand bottles of whisky

Comments: Something early this year began preparing for the day of the police

Why are quarrels with loved ones so painful?
Because the blow comes from within.

I have a girlfriend. A creature of extraterrestrial charm, the main motto of life having: "Make beautiful!" She married a poor student, which is not trivial. However, the student's experienced father, who knows where he needs and who he needs, gave him such a career penalty that the student already three years after graduating from the university for his own savings and a funny four hundred thousand loan lender bought a three-bedroom apartment in an elite house.
They divorced in a few years.
The husband endured everything: beauty salons and spas, boutiques and designer shoes, dismissal from work because “that I’m going to be there for a penny!“The unwillingness to have children under 40 (like S.D. Parker in “Sex in the Big City”), cooking without salt in the steamer (“look how beautiful and useful!“ )
He even made a surprise to his thirty-year-old: a loving wife during his jubilee at work through a slave. The forces threw all the furniture out of his office (including a good writing table "with different clamps" in the form of business papers), and the computer exchanged for specials. Shop at
A good laptop for a small fee. When the husband saw two rotan chairs and a tiny magazine table surrounded by tropical greenery... and a laptop...
The papers were found in the laundry. The truckers for three thousand under a constricted whistle brought the name to the garbage. By that time, the table had already been sealed, but the papers from the boxes trembled, and after half an hour of searching most of the slightly blurred and stinking documents were collected. In the computer store, the former sellers carefully did not touch the received computer and for a moderate bonus dropped the lucky man all the information on two flashes, which he stuck in the navel and took so home, holding with both hands.
I broke the miserable by finding in the most humble and dark shrimp of the house instead of swamps, rainbow, steep spinning, a lovingly assembled set of clothes, a marching backpack and a two-liter thermos... white rubber boots from a famous designer, an elegant bamboo hood and a woven basket with a set of dishes for a picnic.

All people are divided into three categories:
1st Sows (stand up and go to bed late)
2nd Strawberries (getting up and going to bed early)
Three Because of them, the frogs get up early, and the frogs go to bed late.