The stupid ovulation:

Sorry, of course, but have you been able to have your children?
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No one told me to care about the kids. The point is that adults shouldn’t care either. I think you are inadequate, since you believe that if an adult has more chances of surviving in a collision, then when you see him and you should not slow down! An adult is also a man at all, and what is remarkable can not survive!!! Do you all have this darkness of the brain after birth begins? You must be isolated from society. I am shaken when you read comments on the news about the accident with the injured child, and there are whole pink soppes, chickens and other coco about "this kids!!11", and if the adult has suffered, then in the best case they will be spoiled, and in the worst there will be some "and so he must be guilty of himself"!

The apophysis was the story of a drunk ovulation on a cruise that struck three (!) Two dead, one in rescue. And yes, they have children. So here, she was mastered under the subscription, because she sees if the baby is eating and swallowing!!!! to

xxx: You know these strange expressions like "we are married - we are on you".
Oh yeah, I’ve put it under metal today.

Russia is an empire of evil. And today the empire is very evil, damn damn.

Dmitry Anatolyevich is sick.
The cow falls out, can’t get back in.
Admission to public
Do not block the WiFi points on the passport.
If you do not have a passport or do not remember it
Data can be written anything. "Published
39th Women's Dentistry
The Church No. 2" No one will check. c) Zh Šestakov

Stumbled on the bus. Riding on request, it was necessary to clean the refrigerator with dead cockroaches. I call the manager and the following dialogue takes place:
Hello, I cleaned it all.
Was it much?
Yes, all are dead.
Do not forget to buy lamps.
I already
How much did it cost?
200 for three
After a conversation on the phone, the guy on the left of me grabbed me and moved away :D

Reply to whose weddings were 06/06/06, 07/07/07 and etc. How do you live your family life – happy or happy?

I will put a white refrigerator in good hands "Ocean" because of the purchase of a new one. No need to waste money, just waste it, because it works well. Come and take. Contrary to widespread biases about divorce: no burning, freezing, like a smile and still with interest will work for more than one year. Promise to take care of yourself as a family member.
Call after 18:00

About the question in "What? Where is? When?" with the answer "I don’t know". This question was once asked in a sports version of the game.

"V Open Cup of Russia. Three tours. 2003-12-07
Question 7: In the broadcast "One hundred to one" one about the same question is asked by a hundred completely random passers of different sexes and ages. At the question: "What is the most popular term in the preference?" 25 people said: "pass", 13 - "miser", 8 - "wist", 6 - "ball" and 4 - "mariah". What was the answer from 23 people?

Answer: I do not know."

I saw this picture yesterday. I go out to smoke and see a girl sitting in her BMW X5 and trying to get out of the parking lot. While smoking, she was still out. I laughed and went on to work. I go out the next time and see the evacuator dropping her car to the ground. It just descends! Put on the ground, she sat in her BMW and went. I had a cigarette dropped. O_O

The U.S. Treasury Ministry is concerned about reports of a possible deal between Russia and Iran under the "oil" scheme in exchange for goods and promises new sanctions.

Commentary :
Someone forgot that you only need to trade through green toilet paper.

Pilot: A friend of mine witnessed that late in the evening a drunk police officer pulled a girl in opposition by the hand, loudly declaring that he wanted to commit coitus with her immediately. My friend tried to verbally siege the naked ham, but he was relentless and in a rough form asked a friend not to interfere, threatening to use weapons. Then he dropped the resistant girl on the lawn and used her hands under the dress. My friend took a thick rod to which the plant was tied, and with all his strength struck the law enforcement guard on his head, thus putting him in the shutdown. Surprisingly, the girl was not delighted with such a turn of affairs, but began to argue heavily and climb with her fists to her savior. It turned out to be her husband’s mind! And she goes every night to meet him from duty so he doesn’t get drunk. He was a little late and was able to dress up. Since then, the comrade has given a pledge not to advocate for the girls.

Klitschko said that rubles were found on the Maidan
Whoever has rubles is an agent of the FSB. Admit who they have? 😉
And who has the dollars is the CIA agent. This is according to the logic of Klitschko.)))))
Yyy: I’m afraid to ask, what if these are shekels? and ;)
xxx: If the shekels - it means a numismatic ))))

xxx: Kievans, how could you choose such a frozen one in measures?
zzz: Just Kievans today in tomorrow can’t look like Klitschko, where they had to know

We have already gone away from this border of survival, which constantly threatens all to die of hunger. We can give the best pieces to our weak ones and not lose from hunger the ability to draw a few more pieces tomorrow. This is probably the best that civilization has given us.
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Do not confuse civilization with the nutrient environment for parasites.
Yes, civilization increases labor productivity so much that one person's labor can feed several people. Only this does not mean that this one person (a strong person) must smell 24 hours a day, and a few (a weak person) may sit on his neck and not work. This implies that the task of "feeding yourself" turns out to be quite powerful for "the weak".
The most valuable thing in civilization is not the opportunity to increase the number of those who can recognize themselves as "weak" and do not work at all (while the "strong" will continue to smell weary), but the opportunity for EVERYONE to work less without becoming a parasite.

Eating mercury is safe. The main thing is not to breathe.
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Do not get drowned in uranium.

XXX: How is your new boyfriend?
YYY: Not bad, I invited you home for dinner. It doesn’t matter, but he loves to feed me. Like in childhood, with a spoon. Or, for example, takes an entire couch, and literally shakes me in the mouth.
xxx is fake)
yyy: Now I'm afraid I't be the main dish at his next invitation))

X: today I was in the subway, and there was such a cute girl, and a figure and a face, but there was one but, she in the jeans had a width stretched.
Q: Did you let the girl be ashamed?
X: well...
U: so it was necessary to approach with the phrase: sorry, dressing you with the look I slightly exaggerated, and on her "the", add that you have the width stretched, and while it comes to yourself to shoot the phone.

I don’t care how long you wake up.

From the comments to the note, as the author of rabbits raised:

X: Did you have the internet there? Do you spend a lot of time on the internet a week?

Yyy: I had a bunch of rabbit shit. Height of 3 meters. The internet is only on top of it. I went out once a day to check the mail and download a new book. A bunch of methane evaporated and you could lose consciousness on it.

Tomorrow morning to work.
by Vova :)
I wonder how much I can do now...
Vova :D
Boryo: I think I’ll work until January and it’s all...
by Vova :)
Boryo: You’re doing it as if it’s 2000 and you’re off the phone!
by Vova?

QWERTAS: Generations of Russians grew up without any kind of children’s food, diapers, olives, cheese with mold, without cars, without phones, with sorting in the yard, water from the well, walked in one pants for ten years, ten years spent on the refrigerator or television, never was what was abroad, but
QWERTAS: in the neighboring area. We can do without anything. We can do everything right away. We can do without anything and without everything at once not only for a long time, but for a lifetime.