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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7305
 29.06.2008
WebManN: In Colombia, a patrol accidentally found 8 tons of cocaine on the shore.

WebManN: Colombians at the end of the war, accidentally found 8 TONS of cocaine on the.. on the.. on the!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7304
 29.06.2008
Put in a heated oven. I do not know the temperature regime. The fact is that the plate was replaced just a few weeks ago, and the previous plate had two modes - "burn" and "burn to the ground". Cooked in the first mode :) (no sausages)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7303
 29.06.2008
HHH: Did you know?
Yes, I called her, she didn’t call.
WOW: Maybe he knows.
I didn’t call her.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7302
 29.06.2008
Do you know what the thirst for strategy is? No you know! You go to the store, go to the store, buy. You go home, put on the computer, start playing - and here you capture all the empires, your state knows no borders, your army is the strongest, the money in the treasury at least repay, you feel that you have developed to the maximum, you stumble - to complete the mission, and you are written "The training of camera management is completed."

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7301
 29.06.2008
Are you strong in Excel?

2: depending on what.

1: as the page stretch down, shorten the cells, squeeze one row per page, and they shrink and along with them stretch up and the boundary of the page.

2: 0_o I remembered how we went to the psychiatric institute for an excursion. We were shown one patient, she spoke unrelatedly about tomatoes, a camera, and a hose.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №7300
 29.06.2008
Not everyone who is smarter than you is a Jew.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7299
 29.06.2008
This story is quite well known in scientific circles, so please

Sorry if it has already been mentioned here.



Physicist Richard Feynman, Nobel Prize laureate and one of the creators

The American atomic bomb was a big joke. As a student he

I often had breakfast at a cafe. The waiters were always in a hurry.

They were constantly running there and there (seemingly, there were few for such a large and

The popular coffee. One day Feynman decided to joke about nothing to do.

The waitress who was constantly serving him. Instead of the usual 10 cents.

“For tea,” he left two coins of five cents, each of which he placed under the table.

Inverted glass of water. I think a lot of people know this trick.

glass, pour it to the edges, cover it with thick paper on top,

You turn it up and down and put it on the table and then pull it out.

The paper. If the edge of the glass is tightly attached to the table, so that the water does not flow out

will be.

Why did Feynman put two glasses? When the waitress is in a rush.

I tried to remove the first, then, of course, poured the table and the floor with water. if

If the glass was one, it would end. Here she had to

What to do with the second glass?

When Feynman entered the cafe the next day, he was served by another person.

The waitress. “What you did yesterday is horrible! Sue was offended.

You will no longer be served.” She said.

“What is that?” Feynman was surprised.

"When Sue picked up the first glass and poured it all with water, she had to call.

the owner, because she did not know what to do with the second! They are so before

She didn’t come up with anything in the evening, and she had to pick up the second one.

take the glass and clean up all the spilled water again."

Feynman was laughing.

“It is not funny! Imagine that you would have done the same! What would you

have done?”

“I would bring a large plate and move slowly and carefully.

The glass at the edge of the table, Feynman replied. Water would flow into the plate.

Not on the floor.”

The waitress stumbled and left. After breakfast, Feynman left the teas.

Under a turned cup of coffee.

When he came to this café the next day, he was met by an outraged man.

The waitress of yesterday:

“Why did you leave the cups under the overturned cup yesterday?”

“Well, I thought that even though you are always in a hurry, you’ll have to go to the kitchen.

behind a large plate, and then you’ll become me-e-e-e-something and careful

Move the cup to the edge of the table.

“That’s what I did,” the waitress confessed. There was no water under the cup.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7298
 29.06.2008
In Russia, the number 3 has always been special.

Three Heroes, Three Wishes, Thirty-Ninth Kingdom and so on.

That should have happened this time too.

RAZ - victory of Zenit in the UEFA Cup,

Two wins over the Canadians in hockey.

And here, the shit, the balance is ruling!! to

Oxana.s

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7297
 29.06.2008
This is the end of the fairy tale, and Gus Hidding is good.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7296
 29.06.2008
From Spam:
Looking for admin

Required Unix smart sisadmin working day c 15 to 24
Wake up calling.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7295
 29.06.2008
Sunshine: The better the chest is seen, the worse the face is remembered. Is it true?
Fox: not true
I remember your face very well.
I am burning, I am burning...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7294
 29.06.2008
by 1597272
Growing up is when before you meet a girl, you check if she has a wedding ring.

You are grown up when you only meet those who have rings.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №7293
 29.06.2008
A message on Skype from the secretary "Nikit, I don’t have the internet" suggests that there is some underworld here :)

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №7292
 28.06.2008
I went out for a walk with my dog. I walk along the house. From the second floor, a little girl, 5 years old, cries to my dog: 'Dog, dog. and a dog. Do you want a snack for lunch?” He is striking a cat into me. The Pedestrian.

[ + 1226 - ] Comment quote №7291
 28.06.2008
Darkness: I always press + or - twice to look at a sad smile.

No, not the only one :-(

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7290
 28.06.2008
Lilly is:
In an explanatory about the delay she wrote: "Women have their secrets." P.S. I have put in...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7289
 28.06.2008
XX: Yes, I fucking and without you I understand that she is a great girl, beautiful and smart, with a rich inner world, versatile, loves poetry of the 19th century, which does not prevent her from loving Star Wars, but I fucking can not normally communicate with her constantly thinking of her 4th-size boobs!!! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7288
 28.06.2008
My burned a day ago, goes into the store, bought a cheto and a banana there, a little so brown, went to the box office, there was a chato in them, they sent it to another box office outside the line, there were guys, then the dialogue:
Girl, while you were in the line, your banana was rotten.
Watch while you’re in line so that your banana doesn’t rot.
The entire shop is lying.
by DvIzhok

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7287
 28.06.2008
XXX is
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I fucked Spain. Were you spending money on a billon??? Is it on the wave???? to

YYYY
What a leopard?

XXX is
There is such a chip that the bear's flower-semi-flower fulfills 7 wishes.

YYYY
What a bear?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7286
 28.06.2008
I saw in one document:
Director of the Organization Sith D.V.

Manufacturing of soft toys.



The world is doomed!and ?

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