XXX is PRIFET! As for Delphi?
Go to Python...

The parents argue:
I came home from work and didn’t even sit there.
I have never sat there either.
Oh yeah well!! to
As I lay, so I lie.

Once long ago he flew to Novokuznetsk, the airport did not accept due to fog, settled in Kemerovo. Passengers are told, say, you can sit in the airport station, if you want, only take things with you, and then there are technicians and so on. Immediately started from all sides, and maybe I leave the bag here, and the hat, and this package? The stewardesses answer everything, we do not answer anything, here the technicians go. Everyone has already had the impression that once everyone leaves the plane, it will be attacked by technicians who will crush, break and eat everything that will be left. Here one Georgian so colorful with an accent says, and I will leave the memes, let the technicians eat. The mood of everyone improved.

I am in line for a magazine in the kiosk. The first in the line was the old man and addresses the seller of the kiosk:
C: - Please give the newspaper "My Health" - new number!
Q: Take it here! The seller is polite.
The old woman goes away.In the turn there was a young, attractive girl.
D: Hi to you! Give the May issue of the magazine "Happy Mom".
P (rightly already joyful and harmonious) Here take the journal. Your child is lucky to have such a mother!
Then in the line stood a man.Something closely he looked at this harmony and turned to the seller:
You have a May issue of the newspaper "Life Without Meaning and Future" or "My Father is an Alcoholic"?
P.S. Until the newspapers arrived...
M is fucking. Then give a journal "PC games".

About a year ago, in July, there was horse heat! The case is closer to the evening. My husband and I take a beer and go home. I say, let’s share that thread, and he only has one disc "all parts of Harry Potter"! It is hot, we are naturally separated. And imagine the picture, his wife comes to him, and there are two men in one shirt lying next to the couch, drinking beer and watching Harry Potter.)))

I am a girl....learn to drive a machine....and when I press the brake I forget to press the grip.....so in order for the instructor not to be angry when you need to stop just remove my foot from the gas....and here I read some road I am running, I see that I will drive on it and instead of the brake I scream: run guy, run faster.....the instructor and laughed and cried....although he was still crying..

I will be pleased to meet a smart, good and beautiful girl from 21 years old, in ls.
<[EN]Warhunter> go out crazy
<[EN]Warhunter> has taken over.

Hello, how are you after the weekend?
Better not ask...
What are your plans for the evening?
Give up drinking...

Yesterday at the playground, a young mother told me (a first-person story): I was working in a household appliance store. One day in December, on New Year’s Eve, a decently dressed woman came to us and said, “You don’t have an unnecessary box under the TV with a diagonal of 29?” I ran to the warehouse, I returned and answered: with 29 no, there is with 21 (I think, maybe people need to pack things). And the lady says, no, we need exactly 29, because our 6-month-old baby is no longer fit in the box from under 21! It turns out, they harden and sleep on the balcony. Her husband, for example, sleeps in a box from under the refrigerator.

I saw in the courtyard:
The kids were playing chases. Well, a little boy runs up to the entrance door, jumps under the carniss and says: “I’m in the house!”", then the second flies to him, punches out the first one under the carniss with a scream: “I’m a mortgage!”";.

O_O

Growing up is that, growing up is that.

Growing up is when you earn your own living, not hanging on the neck of your parents; you can make decisions on your own, etc. And not beer with an eye to open, from the movies to grab or remember all kinds of figs 5-10 years ago.

The Bicycle Forum:
A: Do you drive like a mangal?

B: In the form of money. No more compact

You are alchemy...
YYY: I am not drinking. I have allergies.
XXX: How is it expressed?
I am drunk.

XXX is
The Evil
Lineage 2 - Evil
The Evil Beer
Babies of Evil
WOWU
A. We are in hell.

The richer the accused, the poorer the sentence.

We have a Serovsky route in the region, the Yekaterinburg-Serov road.
In the middle of the route, an Azerbaijani built a cafe along the road.
His name is “U Sah+a” (without advertising). They often ate with
colleagues on the road to/from missions. The menu and quality of the meal.
Replaced in large quantities.
The cafe had a hall and a veranda, where it was very comfortable in the summer.
Eat and drink. There were three Ukrainians at the next table.
And by sight and by language it was hard not to understand who they were (therefore not yet).
I know how they got there.)
They turned out to be capricious donels, chased the waitresses, demanding everything and
and much.
At the edge of my ear I hear: Dipchina, let us drink your vodka. And we are calm.
We can drink independently. The cousin pulled them a litre graffiti.
and vodka.
The process went. But in the continuation of the banquet, one of them demanded
Call the owner.
In five minutes, an Azerbaijani man appears with a question in his eyes. Brother and
I mean, I’ve got a bit of a fool here, right? The owner nodded and replied,
I have two, Dwayne.
Take it here, I’ll choose.
After two minutes in the light of the veranda appear two mouths of beads, with
Big wet eyes with the words “Mououououououu.” The hooks stood up. The owner
This is a man, this is a man. Do not like? I can bring a bull.

They left very quickly, leaving a lot of teas.

AutoVaz - like Lenin in the mausoleum: the money for maintenance is spent considerable,
The hope that he will get up and go is nothing.

This is from the contract: 6.2. Force majeure means circumstances arising after the signing of this Agreement, which are the result of unforeseen events that could not be foreseen or prevented, including Russian legislation.

This is what you expect from a civil servant, if even the Russian legislation itself is stipulated in the treaties as a force majeure.

Yesterday on the channel Sport showed a guy, and under it the inscription "Winner of the EPT", it turned out EPT - this is the Euro Poker Tour))

and caro. Status in aske: " Eve is a deer. She wanted an apple. Scotch is curious... It is necessary – so suffering once a month because of one curious lady... "