Loh, bring a new lamp from the warehouse.
I: Is she there?
Father: Of course...
I came in 15 minutes with empty hands.
I: Dad, I did not find it, as if it had all
Didn’t find it? So you have to buy...
>[]<

Finally solved the main childhood dispute who is cooler Van Damme or Stallone

Google is a girl. Purchased YouTube and entered the official list of Chrome applications AdBlock, which disables advertising on YouTube. Totally :D

Is it possible to eat up to death?
WOW : Yes.
Does the stomach break?
Harry is shaking!

IRA
Wanna, confess to me honestly.
When you eat embryo
Wash your hand in the bag without looking.
You guess the color.
Then you get him.
You are a superpower!!! to
Do you do that too?
by 13:30:06

Ivan
No is
by 13:30:30

IRA
fucking
by 13:30:37

Ivan
I am not so fucking.
by 13:30:38

IRA
Am I alone like that?
by 13:30:44

Ivan
I take two candies of the same color and put them on different sides of my mouth.
by 13:31:10
: 3

HH: What are you interested in?
The operating systems.
Are you a surgeon?

A man first marries a beautiful woman and then finds a mind in her.

Everything will be well

One African king had a close friend with whom he grew up. This friend, considering any situation that ever happened in his life, whether positive or negative, had the habit of saying, “It’s good!”

One day, the king and his friend were hunting. A friend prepared and loaded guns for the king. Obviously, he did something wrong, preparing one of the rifles, and when the king took a gun from his friend and shot from it, his thumb of his hand was torn off. Investigating the situation, a friend said as usual, "It's good!"The king replied, "No, it's not good!" and ordered to send his friend to jail.

About a year later, the king hunted in an area where he thought he could be completely fearless. But the cannibals captured him and brought him to his village with all the others. They tied his hands, pulled a bunch of wood, set up a pillar and tied the king to the pillar. When they approached closer to fire, they noticed that the king lacked a big finger on his hand. Because of their superstition, they never ate a man who had a weakness in his body. When the king was loosed, they let him go.

When he returned home, he remembered the case when he lost his finger, and felt a bite of conscience for his treatment of a friend. He went to jail to talk to him.

“You were right,” he said, “it was good that I was left without a finger.

He told me everything that just happened to him.

“I’m very sorry to put you in jail, it was bad on my part.

“No,” said his friend, “it’s good!

What are you saying? Is it good that I put my friend in jail for a year?

If I had not been in prison, I would have been there with you and I would have been eaten.

This dress will fill you!
Thank God, I’ve done all the sins.

@morejahhead :
I want to learn to tie.
First, while I go to the electric car, I do business myself.
Secondly, my grandmother’s sweater with a stranger hunting a deer refused to tie me.

From the movie Unstoppable 2. Hummingbird: I watched the movie. You have to be the last pitcher to not love these men.

It was thought here that the terms of Breivik's content are very similar to the terms of the Rogate Demon's content from the game Dungeon Keeper. And that if they have the situation with migrants there in Norway becomes completely out of the way, they will release him. Sithy, clever and pumped.

From the discussion "Apple vs. Samsung":
One of my bosses suddenly asked me:
Did you hear by chance that Samsung has released some new iPad with Windows 7? A good thing?
I even lost where to start the answer.

XXX: Yes, I’ll go, I’ll check it out.)

WOW: Where is it?? to

XXX to you!

and fucking fucking. When is?

Q: Why is it fucking?

I have made three mistakes in the word "URA".

From the comments video on YouTube:

Human eye can recognize 10 million colors.
Hahah, then I took a smartphone with a screen that shows 16 million colors?! to

I want a white... I want a white.
WOW: It is simple.
Take three bubbles and the white will come by itself :D

xxx: listen, do you know what song is playing in an Internet Explorer advertisement?

YYY: now

XXX: I would be very grateful.

"Alex Clare – Too Close"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thank you very much!

YYY: Well, it was like this:
I had to draw a pentagram with a crumb on the floor, sacrifice on it five flying mice and pour out the blood of seven kittens for all this matter. Fortunately, my cupboard was almost full of ingredients.

YYY: And then I carefully put it all in the boiler...
filled with water
put on a slow fire.
Waiting for it to burn...
I disturbed...
...and killed in the search for audio records the phrase "Internet Explorer" :D

XXX: So I realized I couldn’t. Only once did I remove the memory from work. But I said to myself that it still lies there and no one needs it, but I need it, and so I take it for temporary, indefinite use. And then the comps still become obsolete, and became irrelevant.
YYYYYYYYYY Well, that’s what’s called "spowed". This is called "save"! Andrei saved his laptop at work.
YYY: In general, they do not have a brigade of installers there, but the Army of Salvation.

In the forum:
How to install an app for Android friend on iPhone?
For those questions, you would have asked Jobs yourself.
I shot!

Comments to the post with a photo of the cat and with the signature "Here is such a cat picked yesterday.Feed, washed, now she sleeps with me"
Better if a guy picked up, fed, washed, he would sleep with you too!
yyy: male food is not yet sold in packages of 3 kilos, unlike cat food =)
XXX: This is a pellet.