That was a conspiracy!
...Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV’s sound (the “Light Horizon”). There is no whisper, though. She doesn’t hear him...
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I had the same fist. He ate, and no one believed me. I did not go to the psychiatrist.
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And the sound was ugly, but I didn’t tell anyone, I didn’t burn.)))
The workers will be full and healthy - neither the children nor the elderly will disappear, but the workers will bend - all the cranes.
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We have already gone away from this border of survival, which constantly threatens all to die of hunger. We can give the best pieces to our weak ones and not lose from hunger the ability to draw a few more pieces tomorrow. This is probably the best that civilization has given us.
If you feel discomfort and it is unclear what causes it, don't rush to get treatment: maybe you just haven't had time to lose consciousness.
Meeting with the grandmother.
6 August, 8:59
“...and if hell exists, you can easily rest there. After the service of Pandora...”
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I recently went to a bank with my wife for some of her business. I get out of the car and I see a crawling figure. At the same time, the bank barely flies the grandfather. Suddenly I (110kg) is encompassed by a completely childish desire to hide from this grandfather for a wife. 5 of OKG. A non-trivial task
What an attack like that. I shake the shake, open the door to the old man, and the cause of the darkness becomes clear. Professor Trenogin, my lecturer in Matan and Methods of Mathematical Physics. Horror flying on the wings of the session. The armor and seat of the dean.
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Trenogin was the most terrifying of all the teachings. Sending half-groups with bananas was for him to spit. I can’t say that as a predecessor he was super-whole not. His lectures were quite tumultuous, he often lost the topic, jumped from fifth to tenth, but demanded the first category.
At the same time, he was brutal and evil like an Iroquois.
When I showed his lectures to my father-academic, he recognized Vladimir Sanych as mentally ill.
He gives you things that you will not need in life. Very special things, and I don't understand how he promoted them into the program.
It turned out that he injected elements of his doctorate there. Why is this great mystery.
Vladimir Sanych liked to play with the mind. He took the Russian roulette exam with 13 tickets, where the task was reduced to an integral. Four courses fought over him and could do nothing. Without a solved task, you will not go to the oral, so 13 tickets are guaranteed two points, regardless of the number of heels in the forehead.
Before the exam, I just scratched it.
I come home and I wonder what granite we are grinding there. And with my mythical stuff. Did the bullshit teach? The aircraft painted? Oh my boy!
Oh yes! well on. Here is my ticket.
Taken in memory?
and UGU.
Well, what we have there.
It is pleasant to see. All the hurry as a hand removed. Without noticing me, he goes to the office and waits for twenty minutes.
Your mathematics examination would not bother. This is a well-known formula from graph theory describing the movement of a graph in the space of S-strings, more precisely half the path, but you don’t need it at all.
Can this be solved by our methods? A substitute, a replacement of variables?
I will try.
Within half an hour comes out with three thickly printed sheets.I am on 7 sky.
I learned only one ticket. At the exam called the 13th-Sanych is not even useful to check - because no one in a healthy mind will take it for himself.
I sit to write. Inspired, I annoyed the professor. People at 13 usually look out the window, meditate and prepare for execution, rather than write. Come and look from the back. Cover the list.
Patience, Patience, Patience is patience. I have not finished!
A compassionate stone passes through the group. All the fucking cat. Goodbye to the institute, goodbye to the strong working team.
It was given by Stanislavsky. Complete drama with elements of shamrock.I sit down, I start canoeing, can oral immediately?
and happy. Leave the task. Not decided? to Goodbye. Specifically goodbye.
The task? Let it go. I write the answer. The trainer shakes his eyes.
Hey, how did you do it?
Dick, Vladlen Sanych, this is the same well-known (aga-every dog knows) formula from the theory of the graphs (further in the text)
I risked, of course desperately. I did not know I learned. In maths, this does not work. One question and I end. If he asked me what they were for the counts, I would have only recalled something from heraldics in response.Well, maybe, Leo Nikolaevich would have moved in the space of the S-stripes.And they would have sent me into the space of the female reproductive organs immediately. Where He would be from now on and forever and forever.
But it procured. The professor was so demoralized that he followed the most predictable path.
In our methods, can you take this integral?
I have to think.
Think of.
While I depicted the torments of creativity, Vladelen Sanych did not take his eyes from me and did not pay attention to external stimuli (shpargals, textbooks, jokes). As a result, the whole group successfully passed the exam.
I was then carried on my hands.
I write out formulas, scratch what is written, write again, with a word, I put a shadow on the cloth. I am deliberately mistaken in the mark. I leave with doubt.
It seemed to be out, but where the sign was lost.
Two minutes later we find the lost one.
And here Sanych is expressed by speech. A minute for twenty. About how hard and heroic he did something in mathematics. I am afraid to move. It gradually makes sense.
Previously, the professor explained to us how stupid we are. Now I’m saying that he’s smart too.
Finally it quieted.
Can it be oral?
Do not need. Take the count.“Good” he wrote in the polish.
I did not go to his exams anymore. From time to time he called me to listen to a lecture, but it is so, "I said, I understand, you are busy with scientific work, but if you find time."
Still as busy. Do not raise your head as you are busy.
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I approached him in the bank.For a quarter of a century I dreamed of spitting in this rose.
Welcome to Sanchez!
The day good. We are acquainted?
Ms. and MF1.
Aaaah hello to you.
I would like to thank you, Vladimir Sanych, your science has helped me a lot in my life.
Are you related to mathematics?
Not to any extent.
Why thank you then?
And for the fact that after your exams all the other tasks that life set me seemed to be nonsense.
And this yes. It is worth.
And do not say. Thank you again!
(I will remember you for centuries)
and Amen.
Because of the gigantic scale of corruption in Russia, sanctions simply do not reach the people.
To give way to a fool who does not stop before a pedestrian?
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So why not? Even if you are stupid, everyone is healthy.
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The fools are everywhere, the fools are everywhere. Then we wonder why the dumb and foolish succeed where the clever and polite fly.
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here here :
That was a conspiracy!
...Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV’s sound (the “Light Horizon”). There is no whisper, though. She doesn’t hear him...
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I had the same fist. He ate, and no one believed me. I did not go to the psychiatrist.
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And the sound was ugly, but I didn’t tell anyone, I didn’t burn.)))
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There is such a joke that children and adolescents hear high-frequency sounds that adults do not hear. There is even a collection. I went to the psychiatrist in vain.
I am afraid of causing a wave of indignation on the part of the grammar.
Corvin: Per a demon came to you and offered you a deal. You trade and trade.
Corvin: Or have you gone for a walk and at the same time refined the skill of invisible murder?
Corvin: Oh you are here!
Corvin: Are you here?
Sphinx: She lay down and fell asleep. – is* is
Sphinx: What Interested Assumptions.)
= = = is = is = is = is = is
She will not give you. Sometimes out of pity.
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In one of the reflections it will definitely give!
Comments from Habr:
FrozmatGames: The instinct of self-selfie. All the progress of humanity has been made to satisfy this subconscious attraction. The final stage of evolution is the invention of a flying drone, which will independently photograph the “master”, by indicators of care to determine the best frames, photoshop, analyze the content of the frame to add hashtags and tweet, tweet, tweet...
I love, I love, I love, I miss, I love, I love, I miss. Don’t come today.
And why did she lead you to a psychiatrist, not a neurologist or neurologist? It would be much more logical, and such a specialist is in almost every clinic, psychiatrists are much less common.
It seems to me that you do not agree on something, and that is the hidden and hidden cause of your problems.
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In 1984, I remember that very well. My mother drove me to a psychiatrist (what I learned about him at the school medical commission in the military department). Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV SICK (LAMP "HORIZON"). There is no whisper, though. She does not hear him. In the 94th, he moved to Sumy, and then to Kiev, until this moment he was a "psycho". So don’t ask about female logic.
It is better to bypass a strenuous slope or break up with a mobile phone than to lie down for two meters or sit for five years.
Therefore, a beard is needed: the hoppers who were crushed, they immediately ran into the militia - ah, offended them and broke their fingers, catch-punish.
He shaved his beard and was released from recognition.
PS But in the best way, you need to change the laws so that you can also break down and stay in place, and not get squeezed, strangling the beard (
I will add:
Explain why nobody ever feels sorry for adults. That is why, if a child or a mother with a wheelchair, then surely a wretch, and if an adult without a child, then what - okay, good, it is necessary, push them all?! And this is all over the world, so angry =(
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I join. Children’s lives are overestimated. Even in the household - the first adults enter the elevator. But everyone forgets that parents, in most cases, can have another child, but a child left without parents will have a very bad life. And don’t have to talk about a childhood home and foster families, nothing and nobody will replace a parent father and mother.
and...
Christian morality has generally distorted some concepts based on common sense. Now as accepted? In the first place children, old people with disabilities, all sorts of poor people. They are attention. And in the difficult time, the first piece was received by the worker. The workers will be full and healthy - neither the children nor the elderly will disappear, but the workers will bend - all the cranes.
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For the new year when viewing Irony of fate visited the idea to make a voice search engine Jasen.V1.0
by Habr
ALCANOID: Yes, I’m not about that. Imagine that the farmer Ivan has a cow. She brings a baby, which also belongs to Ivan, despite the fact that he did not make direct efforts for his birth. There is no doubt, we go on. Ivan has a tail with which he has cut off his bathtub, and it also belongs to him. And Fyodor has no tail, and he borrowed it from Ivan to cut off the bowl to himself, and it belongs to Fyodor, though the tail is not his. Everything is understandable here too. But if Ivan's cow fled into the forest and gave birth to a calf there, after which she was caught, would her calf become a public property?
AlexiusGreen: The Taurus has a chance of becoming a non-figured public shale if it is not found on time.
X: What, has this new car been presented to your Ole?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Now the whole office is called Van Damme.
YYY: For the sake of Volvo, the legs move
Sold, through one well-known website, an automagneto.
The Buyer calls (P):
Q: Are you still selling the magneto?
I: Yes
Q: Does it work?
I: Yes, I was working when I filmed.
Q: Where was it filmed?
I: (I wanted to say what places to know) From my car.
P is AAAA.
The Canons of Star Wars
Sorry, but I was hoping for an epic screenplay with Jason Solo
Yyy: Jason is an epic fool, on the level of idiotism comparable to his grandfather
In drama, an epic fool is called a “tragic hero.”
XXX: Running Route... Advice with Choice. I decided to buy...I will put it on the loggia.
Advice what to pay attention to, which are better pens, canvas, programs, etc.
YYY: On the pen. So that the underwear was convenient to hang out :) Sooner or later almost all of this and ends up :)