Will the turtles blow you up in the name of Allah?
X: Oh, not to you!
Hi, let’s get to know you?

On the subject of walking.
When I was 18, we were going out periodically on electric bikes with friends to drink culturally in nature. for a few days. And all of my trouble went into my father’s military cider, except that the blanket outside hanged. Then the pen began to hang steadily. A few years later, I lived with a Bundess backpack, twice the size of a cider, began to take spare clothes, a burner, and then bought a tent, which I started hanging on the backpack on the side. Then he started to ride a car, bought a healthy four-seater tent, chairs, tables, moved on a serious SUV, then everything stopped to fit in the luggage, put an expeditioner...
This year I have eaten 4 times with a backpack of 25 liters, a tail and a bedroom. In the electric. And I feel much happier than with the chest.

A blonde girl comes and says:
- Listen, I need my program to download the file, and it does not download, can you see where in the code I have a mistake?
See also:
- This is wrong, it is necessary to take the path where the file lies from the config and read from there, rather than hardcoding.
- No, it's okay, the file will always be in the X folder, and the configuration is so turbulent.
Get the code:
Will this code always work?
Yes, it will be.
After a while:
Your code does not read the file.
We see. There is no file:
Where is the file?
Well, I thought, the file should be in the X folder, and suddenly I want to put it in the Y folder? I decided to move him there now, so that I would not change anything later.
Why hasn’t the code been corrected?
You said your code will always work.

How was your first day at work after vacation?
Yes, the pins...
What is so?
I come to work, and everybody touches me and shakes me. Here comes our admin with the cry "Salamaleykum, Gulchatai"!!! to
In short, while I was on vacation, Gender appointed me as his deputy, and put his wife in my place, which was his deputy. These thorns now roar that the lord has appointed me a beloved wife.
- I wonder, and your gender knows that you sometimes cheat his wife?
It is blue ((

With age, according to the idea, should come the mind, wisdom and the ability to see the essence of the problem and solve it. And if to you with age came the desire to kill - unfortunately, nothing came to you, so you remained an evil minor dwarf.


It’s not mine, but I’ll put my 5 cops in.

We have - a bunch of adulterated (or initially wild, born on will) aggressive dogs. Who at least scared or even bitten your mother/wife/child/you.

The essence of the problem is this particular room. here and now. Abstract reasoning - what to do so that such aggressive clusters do not exist - is not relevant at this time.

The solution to this problem is: I am eliminating. It can be handed over to the shelter for distribution to heart-hearted miserables. You really think you are an adult animal, accustomed to life on the street. Will it be permitted to live in the house? Well, if he just escapes into the usual habitat, and may bite the "home".

So - sanitation, if it is possible - the forces of special bodies to control this fauna, well, and if there are no such or they do not want to move or fear to connect with the dumb animal defenders - with their own forces.

No vivid emotions, no sadistic joy - naked calculation. Take care of the safety of your loved ones and yours. And love for people, at least for family.

Masskof scientists found that people sitting in the transport, when they come home, scatter dirty socks throughout the apartment.

On the occasion I have in acquaintances two friends - former vigorous defenders of livestock, including wandering cats-dogs. Actually, what is the story - when in the midst of the spring flow they were bitten by a snare of courtyard dogs (one was beaten away, the other was severely ripped off), which they also fed, for some reason they abruptly ceased to be lovers of animals))))
Make the conclusions yourself. As long as you are without children-women-old parents, i.e. without the most vulnerable part of the population, you are sorry for dogs. But believe me, as soon as you touch your mother, your consciousness changes drastically. It comes with age.

What an atheist you are.
and ==
As an atheist to an atheist, if we don’t give freedom to the Crusaders now, we will soon be taken away by the Muslims. The shit is sweeter. The choice, of course, is up to you, but personally it will be easier for me to go to church demonstratively once a week (as in the United States), than to wear a curtain all my life.
and ==
You are a worm with a slave psychology, nothing more. Therefore, the Muslims and tolerate such that instead of struggle you are ready to adapt, "take a vetoche and not light up". And if you are given a choice, once a week to give your ass or to wear a curtain, will you also choose and think about it?

In the nursery, I once noticed that my child is sucking out of a bottle, and the mixture is not removed. I see there is no hole in the chest. I went to change nurses. And one of them cried out to the other: “Tan, here again came a woman without a hole!”

1st Preliminary
2nd empty speech
Three Following word

I worked as an operator in the call center of the company xxxh. Selling a service. And, of course, he was trained to describe and tell about her as colorfully and attractively as possible.
So one day I got an interesting dialogue with a man, judging by the voice of the years 40-50.I initially did not know the name of the person I am communicating with, so I immediately asked:
How can I address you?
Call me "Your High Priesthood"
It is a pleasure to meet you, Your High Priesthood (I decided to play)
and then popular and long began to explain how cool and convenient our service. What I got the answer:
Listen, fasting is coming, what do you want to seduce me, evil devil?
To say that I, forgetting that I am at work, started laughing loudly - nothing to say. It turned out that this man was a priest. And at the end of the conversation he himself offered me the services of a professional priest.

To the questions about the stools and straight hands to them:
I have been photographing since the year 94. I have the highest qualification and a master's degree. The sample. Counting the cameras I had was no easier than the ones I had.
For any commercial order, I bring with me equipment for an amount sometimes 1000 times the value of the order itself.
And here I am constantly asked: - I have a camera for 30 thousand rubles! Why are my pictures worse than yours?
Is that what I should answer, fucking?

<KoT^> Now I read the manual to the fan on the processor, I think some shameful Chinese translation from the renowned seemingly company, and it turned out to be Bulgarian ))))

I will surprise you as well:

Everyone says that marriage is compromised, so this is a lie.
Compromise is what kills marriage, no wonder. Slowly as poison.

Compromise is needed at home. And if that life affects the rest of your relationship, you’re in trouble. Not boring can be sex, travel, dates, conversations and other things in relationships. And the home should be built so as not to pay attention to it. A compromise is no better here. And most importantly, no one is offended by what is not done for him.

XXX: Do you prefer non-red bugs or performance?
Say it more easily, Dima.
XXX: What can you do?

Just died
Here cats ceased to be revered, you can survive the loss of humor, scratches on various occasions, but not this... Admines it is on your conscience.

Dear people who pumped such legs that without an effort to move them, do not enlighten us, unscathed on the following questions:
Why and how do you sneeze if the effort required to keep your legs closed in public transportation is excessive for you?
2) Why not then immediately sit down in the embryo position, or sit down is a load on the spine?

I don’t understand why you can’t fly to Rome with a coffee shuttle. Somebody to talk to in the plane.

There is a stratification of society: some have a food basket, others have a food feed.

An old lady with a basket enters the computer service salon (already fun). From the basket comes a new laptop wrapped in a circular cloth. Young people hide smiles.
Hi, how can we help?
Help my son, the computer on guarantee, the grandson gave. He is lying, he is showing everything wrong. Solitaire has folded up three times, if it will be dry weather, three times it has come together. I went to the house, and the rain soaked me. Maybe the program is broken? Expensive toy, you need to show everything right for such money.
Employees are riding in the voice. The director, a woman of 50 years.
Hi, I will gladly help you. Let’s look at the program.
It opens the note, makes a serious face. He kindly explains:
Your computer has the Spider Solitaire program installed. It is not intended for precise guessing, but for the game, the game of competition. Very useful game, develops attention and observation. Here, see (opens the box): this is how the points are gaining, this is the average score. Whoever gets more, has won. You and your neighbors will play against each other.
What if they don’t have one?
- Then let them come, contact me personally, I will install them completely free of charge.
Thank you for calming me down, or I just got upset.
Come back, always happy to help.
The old lady takes a laptop in the basket. The director turns to the managers:
And whoever will laugh at the customers, I will study the logarithmic line!