He:- Fuck, Vanja is upset...I would give him)))))))))))
She: What are you, Pedic?
He doesn’t eat... what? Oh oh oh oh! But Van Gogh gave...

Olga Sergeevna >
In one department lies Lucian, Lucian, Lucian and Lucianenko.... The director says pay attention, do not confuse, name give what)))

Topic about MTS Glonass 945 "Killer of iPhone 4"

I am afraid that AutovAZ will soon release Bugatti’s killer.
Yyy: It will be called Bugatti.

As long as you sleep, you don’t shut up, you don’t get drunk, you are sober.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. Use it. When it’s over, tell me, I’ll put you off again.

Evgeny Fedoseev (23:21:58 17/08/2011)
by DOBOEB
=HEARTLESS= (23:22:45 17/08/2011)
What is it?
Evgeny Fedoseev (23:24:11 17/08/2011)
He explained to his brother that the big apple is called "Apple". I explained it to my parents :D

CKuB: Carried to the clinic. The grandmother, lying in front of the lengthy row "only a stallone to take" to the window "the issuance of stallons" blasted the above row to the goats.

S: We were hanging on the yacht for two weeks.
Rated: die you shit!! >_<

I am not a solder, an electrician and the like, but not a businessman, I do not experience financial problems, but blatant, stuck to jupiter...

Katherine Rose
I was told that my husband would be a businessman... so respected welders, electricians, and the like - "Remove"...

Mountains in Hell

When a girl tells you about her problems, she doesn’t complain and doesn’t bother. She trusts you!

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Yyy: Funny, of course, original, but better than all people to be buried in a cemetery.

In the office at 10 a.m.
The colleague: Oh! You look so hard at the monitor.
I: test the program
It’s great that the program does it.
I: Calculates how much time remains to work

He came to his girlfriend. We sit on the couch, we watch a movie. And suddenly something like splashed, I whisper to her ear, as I want her, she is like a disgrace - I feel, happiness will all be. And here the fucking girl has her phone ringing. I - let's not be suited to her, probably girlfriends do it and name it, and she's at work, girlfriends can't, I'm in the "sex status" put, they know that you can't call!! to

A friend, Sisadmin, on Facebook in the favorite games section is written - "hide" and explanation - "hide where to work and let look"

Talk about jumping with a parachute:
The parachutes D1 and D6-U are similar to a military thing bag, we and the boys still roasted that you signed out of the plane, and the backpacks of the bards fall out of the circle, sweater, guitar, fire..."

A group of gay people were invited to join the United Russia.
What they said was that they were not the same as Pid@r@s...

I received a certificate from a veterinarian for a dog to be carried on a plane. This requires analysis.
Announcement on the door: "Stocks, newspapers, papers and bags are NOT ACCEPTED! Only in the bottles."

Aunt called and asked to recharge the processor from Linux to Windows.

I sit in the office, and in the neighbor's interview and I hear the head of the staff department speaking to the applicant
We have a salary delay.

So I wanted to scream...it’s not a delay, it’s menopause.

A group of 27612 South Koreans filed a lawsuit against Apple

Romance is:

A group of 27,612 South Koreans...
Are they Samsung employees?

- Hear the joke: "Confusion happened in the government - the money allocated for health care accidentally spent... on health care "