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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85805
 19.08.2013
- Chicken onions and 4 minutes to pass on a mixture of butter and olive oil in a ratio of 2:1, separately cook the butter sauce now when the men do not read you tell him that you are pregnant, he marries, 3-4 months you go on the type on the uzi, and then the type of miscarriage, and the ring is already on the finger, cover the bowl with a cap and fire on a slow fire until ready.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85804
 19.08.2013
I say I don’t know what to live for...
To live for what? Live for yourself!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85803
 19.08.2013
XXX: I am not you. The window is wrong.

I can imagine how hard it was before.

Nerey: You come, you sing serenades, in all the colors, with all the senses... And then "Oh, the window is wrong". You don’t copy so easily.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85802
 19.08.2013
@2crazy4you: I watched porn - self-esteem decreased, went to the public bath - increased :)

[ + 19 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85801
 19.08.2013
Question for this here.
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Decided to re-read the words of the classic, wanted to introduce in Yandex "Beautiful time, eye charm...", sealed, introduced "Beautiful porka". Yandex offered the fair sex in Moscow.

And all why? We need to know the classics! "It is time!" (C)
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"Disclaimer" is this the case in this case?


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85800
 19.08.2013
Kenelm: Yes... With the emergence of accessible porn and multiplayer, the role of a woman in a man’s life has dropped sharply.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85799
 19.08.2013
I sit down with my wife (then just a candidate) to watch the movie. I wanted tea sent to the kitchen, brought a couple of sweets and left, I eat and the fantasy has nowhere to go to see the controller. Not long thinking, I take the controller and tear off the cover (in the hope of shutting up the fantasy) and from there fly out the fountain of the tueva of the fantasy.
The first thought: "if I marry the knives of the Khan."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №85798
 19.08.2013
The Idiot
You do not appreciate me.
The Idiot
Woooooot...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85797
 19.08.2013
Squared Cube:you know, and the phrase "he has users with root rights", told to a colleague on the phone and accidentally intercepted by the user, gives +100 to insinuate horror)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85796
 19.08.2013
My girlfriend is not working, she is sitting at home and under our social contract with her, her household tasks are assigned, such as: food, laundry, cleaning. But lately she has something in these duties frankly hallucinated. When I spoke to her this morning, she replied that I didn’t motivate her enough. I didn’t have time in the morning, rushed to work. I went to the pharmacy and bought vaseline. Did I understand everything correctly?

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85795
 19.08.2013
" and what?
She went to the toilet and did not come back. No response on the second day"

You were racing, do you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85794
 19.08.2013
article about the next lost thin smartphone with a thickness of 6.95mm: "about such gadgets
They say, “Hold in your hand and feel the thing.”

eternix: about such gadgets
They say, “Hold in your hand and feel.
This place could be yours.
The battery.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85793
 19.08.2013
The smell of electricity

Our electrician, wiping out his black hands with a branch, whispered that electricity was dirty, apparently the electric power plants were turned to oil again, not what it was before when gas was made.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85792
 19.08.2013
I am not hysterical!! to
Oh yeah yeah, okay!! to
I am patient!! to
Oh, you are letting yourself...
Removal from friends.
She proved that she wasn’t hysterical.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85791
 19.08.2013
As you see the BMW X5 or the Gelentwagen, either the investigators or the prosecutors or the priests or, in the ultimate case, the bandits.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85790
 19.08.2013
here here :
tatarin_art: Friday, office, 17:30 I go
In the kitchen for tea, I see scattered
Details and the removed chair
by admin. The telephone is rolling on
The table is short.
and GUDK. I went to the Matrix, I decided.
*** by
Not into the Matrix, but out of the Matrix.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85789
 19.08.2013
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx How to insert the cartridge in the printer with the drum back?! to
zzz: patience and labor all overwhelm the hoole

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85788
 19.08.2013
From Habr, the survey on operating systems:

xxx: strange, according to the survey of the house of all winds, on the work of winds, and like many linux)
Linux as a mistress.
Zzzz: Taken and dropped?
QQ: It’s not always clear who is who :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85787
 19.08.2013
By the way, in the corporation was a Mishka from that company, we walked with him before. He travelled through Europe. In Paris – 200 photos, in Berlin – 100; in Amsterdam – 3 and all the curves.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85786
 19.08.2013
XXX is
Your cough can no longer cure anything.
:D

YYYY
Oh yeah yeah...)
I imagine the picture is like this.. night, a cemetery, a grave with my photo and a compressed cough from there)))))

XXX is
Exactly exactly :)
Then a light smoke begins to penetrate from the grave... a hand penetrates to the surface, scratches the ashes from the cigarette, hides back, through the hole in the ground, another cloud of smoke comes out after the stretching... and again cough...

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