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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131339
 28.07.2016
Gives / does not give... here are some men mocking up... let me swallow your grandmother borst and all, your forever...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №131338
 28.07.2016
* Natasha was appointed "manager of the project" *

How is your first working day? Do you hate everybody? XD is
Natalya is hard. I hate the morning. I don’t know how it works :)
Nail: If there is a large red button with the inscription "do well" press it. If there is no one, you have to make it. The essence of any project.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131337
 28.07.2016
Quite often for cowardice take the ability of a person to really evaluate their capabilities.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131336
 28.07.2016
The story of Laura.
Internship in a rural hospital. A 4-year-old boy was brought, the bean was pushed into the left nose. Press, pince to try - it only goes deeper. The boy oreth.
A surgeon was sent to wake up, he was there in the CRP alone for everyone with great experience. An unawakened surgeon came and struck the probe in the right nose. The boy sneezes, the bean flies out, the surgeon goes to squeeze.

[ + 28 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131335
 28.07.2016
Nevertheless, with how talented people Putin's life was - whoever you look at, all are now lucky entrepreneurs and business gateways.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131334
 28.07.2016
I have only now come to know that the English name of the Islamic State is ISIS. and Isis. This is, of course, a great insult to the Mother Goddess, but to the bubble-hating Islamists it is a subtle, almost imperceptible trolling.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №131333
 28.07.2016
Symptoms of psychopathy
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Clear symptoms of behavior of almost any teenager
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This is why, according to the instructions, children and adolescents do not have this diagnosis.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131332
 28.07.2016
"Hello my child! Does your father not pay money and completely forgot about you? No problem, the state will help. by AL-OP Look, now your dad is also a criminal!"

He found his property and sold it for debt.
He goes to prison with a portion of his salary.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №131331
 28.07.2016
Here is at least this:

The advent is soft, like a baby’s puff, and invisible, like a brain tumor. Therefore, among the studios, he is famous for being a great babysitter.

An excellent illustration of how dangerous this phenomenon is – to be intoxicated to fuck (because "achoananidates"), and that among a significant portion of the male sex such things are "achootakov?".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131330
 28.07.2016
Nata: Strangely enough, I caught a rat and a flying mouse in a hamburger
Q: Is that Pokémon meanings?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131329
 28.07.2016
Paul: It’s a double feeling when a grandmother (which is part of the ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’) calls those who go by the cross ‘sectarians’ and ‘religious fanatics’...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131328
 28.07.2016
Tinka Mandarinka: I’ve only seen one man who didn’t lie. She was a schizophrenic.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131327
 28.07.2016
I was sent to Sakura.
He broke two vessels at the entrance.
The female dog is now...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №131326
 28.07.2016
Stop defending and defending. Who and how raised you that the weakest of you suddenly became the culprit.
He who can call himself a man will never and under no circumstances go to such shit. Even after the spirits. What a bad manner manifested in people "she herself, she wanted, she provoked"
Fuck, with the majority of the people here in the same field to sit down foolish.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131325
 28.07.2016
07:22 <+dsmirnov> we have a new employee. Tagged with: abrahamaldidsalamey I don’t think I need a password.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131324
 28.07.2016
xxx: Go to Tretyakovka, let’s see how people in the 19th century suffered without photics?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131323
 28.07.2016
The story was told by a friend who was studying history. She cleaned everything thoroughly, the couple did not walk, took education seriously. Being in the fourth grade she passed an exam, to which she did not learn only four questions, then two tickets, which was not typical for her at all. By "lucky coincidence" pulled out a ticket, where both questions remained untouched. Repentantly, the oldest of the class, who had spores, changed with her. And what do you think? There were two questions on the new ticket. Then, delivering a thick notebook and hiding it under the jacket, a friend decided to write it off, it was not. Her preacher noticed this and went to her, but... halfway he saw a guy who wrote less inflamably and with him began to break up. The same thing repeated again, after which a well-known friend spit on everything and went to surrender. The teacher who remembered her looked at the ticket, put it off and said, "Well, now we will test your knowledge" and got another ticket from the package. I gave five.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131322
 28.07.2016
In the store saw condoms "duet". Why are they limiting me?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131321
 28.07.2016
In February 2012, Finnish divers found a sunken Swedish merchant ship Kyros in the waters of the Gulf of Botnia with a "cognac" cargo. During World War I, a German submarine sank a merchant ship carrying 1,000 bottles of cognac and 300 bottles of liquor. However, it has not yet been possible to raise the alcohol to the surface.

and SlowPoke
Now it is clear why the Swedes are craving our submarines.
Good luck to you, Kuzmić!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131320
 28.07.2016
phd_paul_lector: A lot of mistakes today.
In correspondence: "Bear John..." and "Farternally yours"
But these are prints. It was "With best regrets..."

There is something very familiar in your eyes.
It is a pity that you and I would not be able to find a common language. and :)
I wrote "worm greetings" and "happy to meat you"

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