In response to:

Blia, give someone a scheme of an electromagnetic bomb. The music was hanging under the window.
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Remove a condom with 2 liters of green.

The xxx:
Lomonosov was a tall man and very strong physically. There is a legend that one day he alone turned away three armed robbers who tried to rob him.

WOW did not know.

The xxx:
That’s why he wasn’t so upset when he was in high school.

The xxx:
That’s why he’s a Lomonosov!! to

It is when you carry her at night... in the woods... in different bags...

XXX is
Animals, I know you like them.
YYYY
Yes Yes
XXX is
I too... especially the chicken baked in the oven.
YYYY
not funny
YYYY
I do not eat chicken.
XXX is
It’t be funny if the chicken ate the baked people.
YYYY
She eats people.
XXX is
My grandmother’s chickens eat everything...give me a sausage.
YYYY
Do not kill them!
XXX is
No, that you are! They are buried in a place specially designed for this purpose.
XXX is
In the freezer.
YYYY
is not funny.

I am 36 years old, I am a virgin. Not a farth? and (
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Owned by you?

From the Women’s Forum:

I need help!
Sorry dear girls, but I can’t do that anymore. My PC is completely immersed in the “virtual world” and doesn’t want to come back from there. Every day he gets more and more away from me and I begin to lose him. Moreover, I find it hard to understand his speech — in particular the expressions of the kind of ‘uhuhuhuh, ax with two vanguards!’ and ‘slave the enemy!’ — his reaction to many everyday things has become extremely inadequate — he often runs like a madman with a friend from neighboring dogs and screams — ‘choh, choh!’. He has radically changed the circle of communication, and his new friends also do not differ in my view in adequacy. He often tells me "Light you are a full crane".

It was a joke today.
He cleansed the aska from the little-communicating and those with Kemi did not like to talk, and in order not to write anymore, wrote a text of the type:
I'm leaving this ass if something needs to be clicked here: ***** (there may be my girlfriend so ask her to call me)
After one of these messages, I get a response:
Is Anna your girlfriend? I’ve been with her for six months now, and I’ve been with her.

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I propose to combine the projects Happy Tree Friends and DOM-2!!! to

I nominate this quote in advance for the quote of the month :)
Palladium

border with Finland.
The car had just returned to Russia.
A smooth set of speeds.
GPS screams: "You exceeded permissible speed"
The driver responded joyfully so: "A joke!!and "

IJ: Bugga... turned off anti-spam. First post: "Do you want to fuck a supermodel? They will do everything for you!"

I have the first association as in the cartoon about the "Thirty-Ninth Kingdom when the Wolf met the "Three of the Lars":
Will you and the supermodel fuck me?
and ah!

Kkroo: And, most interestingly, she has a favorite song – "Kiss the rain". And with her appearance much more relevant would be "kiss the train".

We sit with friends in the cards we break up.time has been around 3 o'clock.people have already drunk a lot.the most drunk guy sits a long look at the cards,the rest of course are already touching him,he notices this and gives the phrase:"children,if you are stressed that I am drunk,I can be sober,I will not fall"...all cried in hysteria)))

If they pay too much attention to you, they want to fuck you or fuck you.

Do you remember the big wall clocks in the form of ordinary bracelets?

"Now "Rollton" on the home bouillon!"
What kind of shit was he before?

I encourage my son to try small salt cucumbers (I did it myself).
Try them, they are delicious.
He said, I will not eat them and will not.
I: Well, the meat salad you are now wrapping up, and there, among other things, low-salted cucumbers I cut. Take 1 cup!
He: Well, you just smoked a cigarette. Drink a drop of nicotine.

She: Hi, I was sitting listening to your music... and why Blink 182? Not 256 for example.
Sergv89: Three guys, Mark, Tom and Travis put together the number of girls they are... before creating the group. Oh, you understand what you wrote?)
by sergv89: m
Sergv89: Beware of it!
Sergv89: Where are you?
She: under the table was :D I remembered Factor 2)))

I’m waiting for a friend, a friend’s meal. For a long time.

by Stanislavski
Are you eating the hungry children of Africa?

Artenika (18:08:30 11/07/2009)
I am eating.

by Stanislavski
The hungry children of Africa.

With respect for rock culture, rapper
With respect for rap culture, Metallica

All in all, I have figured out. Friendship has won. Go fuck the goops =)

Edward's hand-sweater is a scarf. I hired a brigade of stoneworkers a month ago, there was a boy named "Maxim's hand-berries" :D