If I read this post here, I’ll stop drinking for at least a week! Loyola of Orchi

Sold a small drilling machine, the customer calls in the morning - the machine doesn't work yours at all... I answer, say go to us in the service we will figure out.
After 5 minutes of call, from the same company but another person, said Mikhail, we took the machine from you and we can not find a drill to it anywhere... I grum, so you have already called and you broken it already.
The answer is broken??? Who is??? We still have nothing to do! There is no swing!! How are they broken?? to
If he stopped from goot in the tube.

MIX (21:20:52 16/08/2011)
Have you seen the hoops?

Multimaniac (21:20:58 16/08/2011)
saw

MIX (21:21:01 16/08/2011)
And we saw you.

Sorry, but I was very interested:
The girl asked:
then
There are still guys in our world who do not judge a girl by her figure and character?
(Yes, and if a member still exists.)
Reply to!

I wonder, but how else to judge a girl, if not by character?! to

I love my service. The receptionist enters the receptionist flag and greets the receptionist:
Fuck the shit!
In response to Raven:
and Pasholnahui!
Changes are made.

It is said that in the ocean, which was caught by the prime minister on a fishing trip on the Volga, an ancient vase of the Ming dynasty was found.

The SanDisk iSSD
xxx: Apple has not yet patented the "i" product name XD
yyy: Ah, patents and runs on Intel: i3, i5, i7...))
ZZZ: Yes Yes Yes News of the future: Apple has banned to show on the territory of the Earth film Avengers with Jeremy Irons. Idaho continues to defend its name.

Application to Support Service:
Content: Computers DO NOT turn on after removing the grids on the windows

Comments on the forum:
From the broadcast about animals:
Rats have always been surprised by their ability to adapt to circumstances. They succeed in living at a depth of several hundred meters in mines, feeding on clothes and mining feces. Miners love animals and often feed them.
Fecaly... Fecaly

I ordered a computer for 1500 UAH. I’m going to play new games and watch porn.
- Lisha, for these virgins you could have ordered live porn blues))))))))

Andrei: I think what would happen if I poured a dog with a valerian and roasted a cat?

A commentary to the article on the melodrama in which N. Portman must play the woman who has stopped aging:

At what age does it stop getting old? When you’re young, there’s nothing original. But if she stopped aging at 80, it would be fresh and interesting. See how a grandmother with a bunch of old-age sores lives on retirement. First, the children hope for an apartment after her death, the children die, begin to wait for grandchildren. The pension fund protects from payments.

What is your name?
and IRA.
I am rustic!
to Goodbye!

XHHH: Gygyggy, the current that discovered a funny fact about a colleague
xxx: he has a melody on his mother's ringtone, a song he absolutely loves.
xxx: and the song is a gentle voice-songed whistle in English, I still immediately thought - it's even more sweet than the girl ringtones about "this is me, your mom calls."
xxxh: and the next day I learn that this is a whirlwind - the main theme to the pisset of what terrible shooter with the sea of bloodshed, in the trailer under this melody well naturally consistent "bloodshedspidorassilonahu" :D
Oh no, well, considering that I heard this song five times a day over the course of a year, now I am not surprised by the choice of ringtone :D

From the forum about the film Smurfs:

A good movie for children to enjoy. Who writes that shit that shit that shit the shit the shit the shit the shit the movie for us the child not for you the cheap

I sit somewhere in the bathroom, I hear in the room the phone is ringing, well I think there is a telephone with it! The further dialogue...
-Hello says the auto respondent leave your message after the signal.Thank you.
-Hello you are concerned about the auto balance, we recommend you to fill the account for the current month.
People think, the technician is already starting to communicate! O_O

The nightmare of Aikido. I have a USB cable thrown from comp to bed, from which I charge my phone and read while I sleep. The rope talks somewhere near the pillow, yesterday fell dead to sleep, the phone did not charge. I dreamed all night that I passionately kissed a girl who bitten my tongue. Then I dreamed I ate ants, which in a strange conjunction of circumstances also bite my tongue)) In short, I woke up in the morning gently squeezing the usb under tension))

Stephen King "The Woman in the Chamber" (70s story)

The walls are painted in two colors: brown on the bottom and white on the top.He thinks that of the two-color combinations more craving, compared to brown and white, is only black and pink.

He knew it already!

The child goes into the kitchen, the wife preserves something there. He asks:
Son: Mom, what are these letters?
My wife is fucking.
My son is surprised: Fuck. This is Mathew!
Wife: Well, the word is bad, but this is how the plant is called.
Son, smiling: And the plant "Your Mother" is?
The second day :)

XXVI Summer Universiade. Competition in sports gymnastics. Japanese gymnast - miniature, like all Asian women in this sport. The show ended, followed by another Japanese. Even more miniature. It would seem that there is no less. It turns out.
Commentary: "Well, here’s another... Oh..."