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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7185
 24.06.2008
I went unpainted out on the street.
I went to the store...
A 25-year-old man looked around me from foot to head for a long time, after which the dialogue
Girl, do you feel good?
Aha
Are you not afraid of your heart?
Nea

I am referring to the seller: "4 adrenaline rush"
You are "suicide?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7184
 24.06.2008
Dmitry Anatolyevich, I wonder, do you only read the top or the abyss too? We are also waiting for fresh stories from the Kremlin at the tower.
People, let’s get up to the top, maybe he just reads the top?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7183
 24.06.2008
11 When we follow. Playing the match?
222 on Thursday
222 on Sunday.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7182
 24.06.2008
Wisdom is simply the ability not to demonstrate stupidity.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7181
 24.06.2008
I washed the dishes today, I hear something fall under the dishwasher, it turned out

Because of my knee, I don’t remember what it’s called. All the water

stumbled on the floor. Start cleaning water quickly (neighbors have already flooded)

of times). The floor was washed, under the dishwasher stood a cane without house, in which

There was water. What can a normal woman do?

Is she blonde? Naturally, I take the cane and pour water into the dishwasher.

Water on the floor again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №7180
 24.06.2008
The sadness of madness in us is periodically replaced by euphoria of stupidity.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7179
 24.06.2008
On the site highlighting the launch of the Great Collider, there is a tumultuous discussion of the consequences of the launch, the people are positive and all massively rejoice at the end of the world. One of the comments pleased with the positive:

If suddenly it is someone of the believers will read - ask the gentlemen to record on the video the destruction of the planet and do not make a backup of the BD. thanks

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7178
 24.06.2008
received...
There was another email with the topic "SPAM - THIS A LOT OF CLIENTS"
Signature below: Call the time!
by tel.: (495)543 57 83 (Moscow); (812) 931.Z9.77 (St. Petersburg) icq 397-095-807

Do not let them sleep us, but let us sleep them?

– is
Bring to top plz.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7177
 24.06.2008
I was on the subway today, almost squeezed. In the train hanged the advertisement of some Disney cartoon, so there the main character - a robot, whose head strongly smiles on the head of Macron from Quake 2. So, came some 4 guys, carefully looked at this advertisement, and, with the words "This is he", scratched it. The passengers look them in the eyes. The guys turn around, inspect everyone and one of them gives out: "Please stay calm. The main character of this cartoon is the distant ancestor of the Technocratic leader Strogg, who will attempt to capture the Earth in 2065. We were sent from the future to destroy everything related to the cartoon and stop the war. After that, all four patiently waited for the next station and went out... The passengers were just in the ash.

c) Riffrunner

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7176
 24.06.2008
With a friend discussed how funny it was not to sleep for a few days.

She: don’t talk. ah, it doesn’t smell and you don’t need colots)))))
I: on the monitor you dumb like this, and there white areas on the spectrum lay down... was it not?
She: it was)))))) is normal et))
What about the font 3D?So you get stuck in the text and he gets a little out of it.
She: Agagagagagagagagagaga
I am: ha ha? How much we have in common...
I: And I ask anyone, all hot mushrooms need to eat less.
She: Dadadaddaddadda, and I still have knots on the key...so funny the sausage and the hunting roast right away))
I: Hey... the booklets are jumping on the key?? to
I: but here’s the fucking time to tie the mushrooms)))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7175
 24.06.2008
Jaroslav Sidjukin says: From the journal "Dacha". One way to fight Colorado beetle: "200g of flowering hemp pour 2 liters of water and boil for 5 minutes, cool the solution and add 10g of business soap."
queenorangesummer says: xD
queenorangesummer says: and then smoke all this and you will no longer be worried about such little things as the Colorado bush...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7174
 24.06.2008
1: murderous
1: FF2 hangs when trying to download FF3
2 is?
2 percent)
Probably a botox.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7173
 24.06.2008
WORK (10:24:33 18/06/2008)
An announcement in the newspaper about the recruitment. There is now one ringing – the voice of the pistets impregnated and procured in one bottle. Well, I talk to her, from the conversation I learn that 2 years ago she graduated from a professional, and hasn't worked anywhere so far. Well, I think little if it happens - with the child could sit. I say let’s meet you, let’s talk to you, let’s discuss all the questions, what and how. She:"and when can I approach you?"I say"you are comfortable today";;
She asked me:" do you have a contest?"
I: "no of course"
She "no then" and puts the phone.

I can no longer work. She killed me.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7172
 24.06.2008
A friend called to the army was sitting for 24 hours! after 24 hours they said there were no seats in the army!! to
This is a country of little.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7171
 24.06.2008
Zzzz: Why are you so nervous?? to
YYY: Yeah, fucking... I broke up with the guy... more accurately he left me...
ZZZ: What about what?? to
YYY: This shit said that because of me he lacks time for the ambulance...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7170
 24.06.2008
Peter, Stalin... why be so stressed if you can hang a universal poster with the image of the Topol-M missile system?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7169
 24.06.2008
ZYK is:
Pizdec, bought yesterday nits for work, obviously they were lying in my office, a day ago, one of my grandmothers popped a cup of tea, I gave her this package, I pulled him to myself and they were all there, that I would have enough for a week! And then Anna even smiled at me, that the nonsense was lying in my office!

The Doz:
It is something else.)

The Doz:
A package pulled into our office. There are fruits, cabbage, sausage and so on. He said something unclear and left. There were no 50 minutes. We thought that he was kind of for something, maybe all the cabinets packages distributed (well it happens, such as a visit there or the birth of a grandson). We were happy with almost everything! Fuck, and in the end it turned out he left it in storage while he went to the chief.))) The shit we protected!!!))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7168
 24.06.2008
by Maya:
The sounds of the night nature.It feels like carpenters and frogs of the same size

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7167
 24.06.2008
Buba: Let’s play the shit?

Esenin: Is it what?

Who will say the ass louder?

You are 25 years old.

See also: Ahuet

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7166
 24.06.2008
1: Where did you go on the weekend?
Then I went to the village of SQL and taught...
O_O and what is there? Is that the atmosphere? How was the training?
2: Just PPS barely withdrew from the request.
1 :?? to
2 : Delete from garden where garden.plants <> potato and garden.plants <> beet.... stucco comet.
Time of response to the query - 5:22:17.568
And who told you that SQL is easy :)))

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