Sometimes, I just thank God for not posting videos and pictures on the BOR!!! = )

When I was studying at the institute, we had an old man from the village and two sisters from the same village. They lived in a shelter, but the rooms are two-seater, and they had to live for something in three (the diploma seems to be done). Dali in the newspaper announcement "A family of three students will take a room".

My boss is called Gula. When I started working in the company, I asked her a lot of questions. Sometimes, in the morning, when the eyebrows and fingers were not yet awakened, it sounded like this: Google, I have a question.

I want a country, an apartment, a car, a girlfriend, beer, money, my staff, a yacht, a sea named after me, the most powerful computer in the world, and I don’t want to go over.

Today from my brother via ICQ came a message:

"Hello to you I have the money ended on the mobile phone, it is not always possible to write with inets... call, plz, our, tell us that we are all fine, feed for slaughter, everything is very delicious, today we went to rafting... ask them to put me on the phone 1000 rubles, as well. SMS here costs about 20 rubles, and a call - 70 rubles. Ask them how they are there, let them write me to the mail"

Read 3 times before remembering that he is now in Turkey and that it is not spam %)

Winux: When I watch American movies, do I want to have glass or construction garbage when jumping from the bridge into the garbage compartment?

Batman is
by Sanna

West Incognito
M is?

Batman is
I have x you surreptitious vapor

Batman is
Tell me like a boy.

Batman is
Does she have hair?

YYY: What are you dreaming about?
To make your daughter grow up faster.
yyy: I also want to see how my man will become, what profession he will choose, husband, grandchildren I want to see...
XXX: I have some different thoughts.
YYY :?! to
xxx: I want my daughter to grow up faster so that she finally starts getting to the switch in the kitchen! It’s high unlike other rooms...it’s already six...

Yesterday, the husband brought a cute bottle with a sprayer. I turned him in my hand, thinking of myself:
What are the perfumes? There are no labels.
It smells, it does not smell. I ask my husband:
This is what? A gift to me?
He answered:
This is a gift, not to you, but to me.
What’s inside, I don’t know.
– Drink, – replies a happy husband.
- A-a-a-a, I understood, - I extended, - you are going to spray alcohol in your mouth instead of a breath refresher? for the mood.
"Why do you have a perverted understanding," laughed the husband, "I am going to spit the plates with alcohol, because it is more convenient to spit them out of the sprayer, and if you get me, I will spit in my mouth to ease.(c)Kazan_love

taken from one blog:

The case occurred this Sunday.
My friend held the Linguistic Olympiad at RossGum University
For the schoolchildren.

Close to the evening all things are done: the Olympics they held, all the work
They checked, sat down, and shared their impressions.
And the first task they had was to translate to all known
If I were a sultan, I would have three wives.
Of course, the most common versions are in English.
German and French languages. Sometimes in Italian.
and Spanish. There are a few options in Ukrainian and Japanese.
There is one in Pascal.

It looks like this:
begins
if (I = Sultan) then
Beginning
Get (First Wife)
Get (Second_Wife)
Get (Third_Wife)
end of;
End of.

There are two streets on the street, on one there is a hopeless traffic jamming, and on the opposite side there is a wedding court of five Mercedes, black like coal. Well, once they go, they probably know what they are doing, although there are mints... But who could know that a trolleybus will roll out to meet them on their allocated legal lane! That merce against the trolleybus - and he has wires, he can't get around. In short, the mercenaries so slowly began to give up behind and, tighted by an unstoppable trolleybus, arrived at the crossroads.

When on all the forums everything can be viewed, everyone is answered, in the aske with everyone is flushed... the modern man begins to sit dumb and update all these forums in the hope of getting a new dose of bookah.

adult is when the word "makдак" comes to mind, first of all, the legendary uncle scrooge))

Ethereum
I came from a walk with a girl (the rain covered, walked under the umbrella) - I have my shoulder and sleeve wet to my ass...

Tritis
Moist to ass, where do your hands grow from? and :)

111: Somehow in one men's magazine it was suggested immediately after the minet to feed a woman with chocolate))) type so quickly an associative bond is formed - sperm - chocolate - delicious))
222: Painful imagination immediately drawn unconditionally-offended women's eyes and complaining "... and chocolate?" ))))

How did you think the universe arose?
ion: Well, in general, science claims that as a result of the Big Bang
Who, in your opinion, was responsible for the explosion?
Jon: So who is it?
MAMED: Of course God is! He created the earth and the sun, and so on.
Jon: This is how. Do you mean that our world was created as a result of a terrorist attack?

How soon is it fulfilled?
– 32
20 in the sixteenth anniversary!

Natasha: What are you doing?
To Angel, to Demon: I sit on the lamp radio of 1959 issue I repair. Where to replace lamps.
Buy, what is the problem?
That’s an angel, that’s a demon: so they don’t sell.
Yes, I saw it yesterday.
The angel and the devil: where? In the barracks?
Natasha: Yes, there are housing goods across the road. Funny and energy saving. And cheaply.
That angel, that demon: He went to shoot himself
Natasha: Hey you are what? It is :(

bot_victorina: A container for the distillation or boiling of liquids in the shape of a ball or cylinder?
Tagged: Cube
bot_victorina: This question was answered correctly by: Kiber

Going out at night with a girlfriend. They come in and want to check our papers.

Mente: "We have action, we are engaged in prostitution".
I and my friend, Hichika: "What?and "
Myths: "Do you think this is fun?"

Z is. They have gone away from them.)