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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131279
 27.07.2016
HH: I like this game. Previously, you crawl on the underground or walk on the branch of the railway - and you are afraid to stumble on the watchman of somebody, you will have to justify that you are not a drug addict, do not stumble and do not steal, but simply a curious and generally a stalker-got. And now – I’m catching Pokémon", I’m saying, I’m a fool, what will you take from me...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131278
 27.07.2016
Thoughts of Great People:

A drunk man will never do what he himself (per in secret, including from himself) would not do with a sober head.
Alcohol removes barriers.

That day, I learned that most secretly I want to cheat.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131277
 27.07.2016
At the institute, crosses were given in check-in, first boys, then girls. In general, we run, we try, because those who do not fit in the norms, will surrender, the boys scream, so emotionally encourage, it just became pleasant. When we ran, it turned out, they bet on us, parasites!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131276
 27.07.2016
About the designers. Correspondence with the store.

XXX is Hi!
I ordered from you a gift set "..." (order No...). He was delivered to me. Unfortunately, it was not possible to check the goods at receipt and its obvious defect was discovered only in the evening. In the insert of the photo of the box on both sides, the spots are clearly visible on it, as if you put a cup of coffee on the box.
I would be happy to hear your suggestions.
Thanks in advance.

Hi you xxx!

My name is ZZZ, the manager of YYY.

The book has absolutely no defects. This object in the form of a circular imprint, as you have specified, is the design of the layout, which is on all the books of this collection.

If it were really an imprint from a bowl, it would at least leave a sticky mark and at least some depth on the gift book. I can say with confidence that this is not, because it is really part of the layout. Similar "February" You can see on all the photos that we send you in the investment. On the front of the book is the design and the spots that you photographed and sent us. Photo from the site, which also sees this "flat" in the front of the book.
On Monday, we will definitely take a photo of the back of all the books that we have at our disposal in this collection, so that you can make sure that this negligence is not on our side.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131275
 27.07.2016
Do you have any instructions on how to add to zabbiks extreme? I would at least understand why. Then I will deal.

by Emily 8:23
There are standard myths.

Andrei 8:23
FAQ zabbix do not offer - they do not know how to describe

by Emily 8:23
I will be at work, I will try to find a reference.

Andrei 8:28
What is the key when adding a data element? Do you need it if there is an oid? But if you don’t enter that shit key, it doesn’t work.
Okay thanks
All the brains have been broken.

by Andrei 9:56
There is an interesting thing happening with Zabis. People do, they do. They only use terms that are understandable to themselves. You can make an analogy - here you build a fence, good, reliable, only in your understanding it consists not of a barrel, loops, columns, gates and screws, but of lengthy-parallel-piped wooden bars, carrying wooden supports, cylindrical metal bars with a round cavity inside and metal bars with a bound head and a spiral-like cutting. Here and seemingly from your side everything is okay, everything is beautiful, called according to your worldview, only, shit, no one understands what you want there, and people start to shine after the 20th reading of the next instruction.
Yes, I forgot about the gates - non-automatic mechanical transmitters.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131274
 27.07.2016
FSB officials conducted the inspection of the Investigative Bodies, FSB officials conducted the inspection of the Customs Bodies. Such a feeling that after the notorious twists on the Gelentvagen, the FSBs were well inserted and they moved sharply.

Oh, while I was printing someone knocked on the door O_o

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №131273
 27.07.2016
Are you a fool, Lord?

> And what is it like to be a fool? Give him a sluggish pupil, who nifiga does not know, does not want to study, knows everything best of all, and especially - how to "right to push". received by merit.

There is a poor grandmother in the hospital. Do you offer doctors to feed her with sugar instead of medicines? Should the operation be done too?
He is not just a fool. He is an unprofessional idiot. It is much worse.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131272
 27.07.2016
Vmarkelov: On the forum of the game about drawn spacecraft bitterly discuss the canonical colouring of the grains of drawn pony. Now I have seen everything.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131271
 27.07.2016
Vitaly: Oh, yesterday evening depends on what was seen: an evacuator is going, it has a gazelle "ambulance", and it includes flashes and sirens!)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №131270
 27.07.2016
In the working dining room:
Choo for lunch today?
Today is a fishing day.
Today is not Thursday O_O.
How tired you are! To be a fish day, you need fish, not a Thursday.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131269
 27.07.2016
Vit0s: Walked in the woods, found one large puddle. Bringed home, the aunt cookes it before the main cooking, says: "I will add onions to it, if it becomes blue, then a bad mushroom," to which the aunt answers: "It's all nonsense. So if after 7 hours the legs cool, then you can say exactly")))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №131268
 27.07.2016
It reminds of a legendary man who in the 70s wrote a letter to the Балабановская thunderstorm factory. The man wrote about the following - "I've been counting fireworks in your boxes for 11 years - 59, 60, and sometimes 58. Are you crazy about it?"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №131267
 27.07.2016
The ambulances have their own game. It’s called Alkashi Go. It’s roughly the same as Pokémon, just without a mobile phone. You drive around the city, collecting alkashi in various locations. Under the bushes, in the blooms, on the benches, in the parades and even in the rivers of our city. Sometimes the alkas are hot and you have to get into a fight.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131266
 27.07.2016
As a child, I was completely convinced of the existence of the Snake-Gorynych, as my grandfather brought me indisputable facts. I said, I killed the last, because if you go to the mountains, you will not find any. As a proof, look here.



He pathetically touched his pants and showed his scars. Here, he says, the four-toothed Serpent-Gornyic bitten me in the leg. It was old, only four teeth remained. I wrapped him.



And only at the age of 16 I learned that it was a scar from Will XD

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131265
 26.07.2016
XXX: I think nectarins are produced by people who are tired of shaving peaches.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131264
 26.07.2016
At the top of the trolling: When the call in the FAS sounds the song Yesterday
Yesterday all the troubles seemed like this.
and far away,
Today I can’t imagine my life.
Without them.
But I still believe that someday
The past will come back."

Thanks for the smile! 😉

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131263
 26.07.2016
The newest U.S. aircraft carrier worth $13 billion has again been out of combat capability.

What are you surprised? 13 is the unhappy number.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131262
 26.07.2016
A drunk man will never do what he himself (per in secret, including from himself) would not do with a sober head.
Alcohol removes barriers.
And many drink it intentionally to remove them, including many tight women.
But not all barriers can be removed, some live behind demons.
Therefore, it is better not to drink with anyone. In the sense of itself, you can drink, but to be in the company of drunkards - well, his naphid.
These are the two sides of one drunkard. A woman can and wants love, but receives by the fact of wear. Because I did not decide to drink. Because she wanted too much love and didn’t drink at all, by the way.
And it often goes just so that with a sober with him she seems to agree already, but when drunk - such a hatred that it is not what to sleep, you do not want to see him. But somewhere from this hatred is already extremely difficult.
Sleeping with a drunk woman is like sleeping with a rubber woman. I didn't try it myself, but I think it's worse than 'black in bed', and as I think, even the right hand will be more pleasant than the barrel. So it’s not a bit of wear, and even necrophilia is something.
But after a bottle of champagne for two with candles there is wonderful sex. By mutual agreement and for mutual pleasure. And it is a completely different story.
You are all involved in a bunch. A kind of youthful maximalism, no other.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131261
 26.07.2016
The xxx:
In general, yes, why not move the world of Warcraft to the streets of the city around you? And here you live in a cave, you go to work not in the subway, but in the carriages, and the boss of you is a wicked goblin.
Unhappyly

YYYY :
They buried a mother-in-law and caught two Pokémon.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131260
 26.07.2016


I remember a dialogue with my younger brother a year ago (now he is 13, I am 23). I came to my parents on a visit that day, had not seen my brother for a long time, decided to ask what and how. My brother "does not like to shake", so he answers specific questions directly. I am I, B is my brother.

Hello little girl, like you? As a school?

B is OK. I received all the ratings from 1 to 5. * is joyful

I: Well you found something to be proud of, of course.) Are you joking?

B: No, I am not fighting.

I: You’ve been caught by a boy all the time.

B: Yes I got it.

I: You’ve always given it up? Have I endured?

B: I endured as much as I could, but I still had to beat him to get back.

I: What about now? Can’t get any more?

B: No, I can’t get it. He drowned this summer.

c) Picasso

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