I bite my leg yesterday (feet swollen)
Must be removed.
It is genius!

Review of the Toyota Alex website:
The rear seats are placed straight into the floor, and you can sleep comfortably. If you cut off your legs or if you are a Japanese.

I don’t want to sleep on the couch 😉
Okay, I’ll give up my bed.
XXX Where are you?
Yyyyy: I don’t feel bad for such a guest.
I don’t want to do that either. 😉
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I want to be with you 😉 😉
Yyyyy: starts) and suddenly I won’t like you in real.
xxx: then you will be sleeping on the street )))))))))))

In the topic of the "Summer Tile Aggression" in Moscow:

In the Live Journal of one of the popular users appeared photos that complement the picture of the latest trends in the field of improvement of the city of Moscow.

Thus, the two photographs clearly show that in the very center of the capital, next to the metro station "Mayakovskaya", the builders are trying to pretend that they have enough pavement tiles. In the unpowered areas of the pedestrian part, they drizzle the tile with a spat on concrete. It turns out: the seam is flat, the geometry of the drawing is sustained by a hundred percent."

The "Rich People Cry Too"

I was 13 years old and the system was 7. We watched it with her!
And then on February 23 gave daddy, for the saved money, 2 volumes "The rich also cry".
As I now understand, Dad didn’t cry out of happiness.

On Saturday I woke up from a badun, such a classy feeling.

The faulty euro standards enslaved us - yesterday they were deprived of the prize for the attention that the customer did not hear in my voice "due love".

Undertaker: I went with a friend yesterday. She asks where you are happy, what are you doing? I told her the internet provider arranged. She asks: “Where are you?” 0_o Imagined how 20 Chinese people sit and cheat the internet :)

Nurgaliev proposed to catch ordinary citizens instead of criminals. Because, firstly, ordinary citizens are more, and secondly, they are much easier to catch.

‎[14:53:42] A: Serrog, and the harm of the left mirror where to buy a backpack?
[14:54:07] S: the forehead???? to
[14:54:22] A : Yes, the front left
A: And a mirror.
[14:54:43] A: From the Ikea closet

Comments on Cats:
XXX: What kind of person?
The British Blue
XXX: Well, it is understandable, and the breed is what?

In childhood, all the joys are great.
Bakutkin

It was in 1993 when I worked in a business firm.
Planned deliveries of food canules in Letu, the chef rotated on the old, worked links (feed 100 thousand people - it is not you a lamb sneezed)... Arrived in Peter steam ship with sugar from hot countries. In order not to remain "with the nose", a reliable, verified suitcase with a suitcase of money was sent. And in Peter with the foods then it was not important for
To "fix intentions" the race urgently needed oil (slip).
Calls the boss, it is urgent to send a 20-kilogram parallel piped by plane... At the airport (according to the instructions) I found a person on the registration “with a simple, good face, in tight, non-reducing clothes (in the sense, without nails and scissors) and without luggage”, with him.
- case over the shoulder, jeans, jacket. Agreeed without thinking (then about terrorism only in the American militants heard).... "SOS" from Peter - there is no man of this... Then Palych told: "The plane has arrived, to the trap -
Two jeeps and a limousine. I am down, there is no arrival in the hall. I see - the box of our orphan is talking on the carrier, an - you won't take it!
Only after an hour the situation was resolved: this limousine met our man, and he remembered and returned from the city, accompanied by the same jeeps and "shops" in them. I apologized for a long time.” A heart attack didn’t shake me in expectation. Simple good face, modest, clean clothes.

Medvedev at the press conference:
How many questions can you ask about politics, gentlemen?
No...?
Can we talk about sex?
Hm... Well let’s go!
When will this mess in the country end?!! to

I work as an administrator in a hotel. Probably, there is no need to mention that funny surnames are found at every step: Kuku, Bublik, Memblov, Somik, Todyrko... Today Trufakin came in. I would give a lot to see his passport.

xxx: And what do you think of the movie "Rebellion of the Planet of the Apes"?
yyy: The movie is not bad, but Obama on the poster was not very successful

(14:47:14) Max: After traveling with strangers on the shuttle, the Light didn’t immediately understand why she didn’t go down. © by
(14:47:50) Natasha: Is she a shemale?
(14:48:09) Max : : D
(14:48:21) Max: Well, I almost guessed! and 😉
(14:48:25) Max: Natasha, in any case, don’t go to the shells! and 😉

<Den> I need to relax, or I...
<Silv> let’s go
<Silv> of course
<Den> As I was told in the army. You’re so stressed that if you start eating coal, in a week you’ll be haunting with diamonds.

Judging by the amount of pornography on the Internet, after the twentieth century came not the XXI century, but the XX century.

XXX: So now I have a super-megacomputational powerhouse in a beautiful black box and I command it!!! I don't know what it is and download something other than max - it can even let me movies in 3gp from DVD-RIPs almost fly the envelope
YYY: Put the mosaic...
ZZZ: Firefox set up!