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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101353
 04.08.2014
From Wikipedia:

Nitromethane was not classified as an explosive substance until the explosion of a railway tank on July 1, 1958.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101352
 04.08.2014
Five tips for an engineer
Read "The Mysterious Island’ by Jules Verne
There was an engineer, a goods.
Now a mass stamping.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101351
 04.08.2014
Comments on Wet Dogs

Spanish
What kind of joke is it to water a frog? Why Why?

BornFree25
To grow better. This is a strange question to hear from spinach.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101350
 04.08.2014
xxx: And the Boeing and Airbus are made suddenly from our titan, so the question is who will impose sanctions on whom.
Yyy: And titanium fields, of course, only in Russia?
zzz: Another titan is completely devoid of spirituality. And without spirituality, the aircraft do not want to fuck about the heavenly fortress.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101349
 04.08.2014
This
>>I came up with the caroche, we initially take fresh 10-flow eggs and send them by mail from Moscow to Vladivostok, this package will not be forgotten by the Russian Post.
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You are funny, and my aunt once guessed us the eggs of the village dozen by mail. From Krasnoyarsk to Novosib. But the local department will remember for a long time ))) They even found our home phone - so they wanted us to pick up the package )))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101348
 04.08.2014
The year 2004:
<yore> Elena Malysheva conducts the program "Health" both on television and on radio. Just accidentally heard her on the radio (the conversation is about female diseases):
<yore> "Unfortunately, we can’t show listeners the vaginal device on the radio..."Pause... "Truth, unfortunately, and on television we can’t show it"...

2014: 10 years have passed, changed the name to "live healthy" and now there can show that the vagina hasn't dreamed

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101347
 04.08.2014
I read the news article: "In Russian legislation will appear the term “aggressor country”".
Deputies, who eat food not for nothing, want to call it countries that impose sanctions on Russia, some of its citizens, etc.

The first comment:
"Does the term ‘hopping country’ not appear?"

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №101346
 04.08.2014
We go to rest with our loved ones. We try to decide what to buy: a suitcase or a bag on wheels, we try to understand the difference in functionality.
“Well, the bag is so big and...mm...soft, and the suitcase, well, it is so big and...mm...hard!
Purchased a suitcase.
In the evening, mimics and tenderness. The Favourite :
At the bottom of my bag everything turns into a suitcase.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101345
 04.08.2014
In connection with the U.S. sanctions, all of Microsoft's "pirate" products are now considered "trophy".

[ + 22 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101344
 04.08.2014
Total gathering of managers who suffer from advertising on the backdoors, etc. Specifically for you, a handful of rebels wrote adblock, but it’s a secret and a secret weapon.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101343
 04.08.2014
xxx: it's like sex, decided to try something new, anal there, and it went and went, and then jump and you can't normally, but only when you wear a pink pearl, and the girl is tied to the battery. with linuxoids the same stuff - they can no longer normally.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101342
 04.08.2014
Yulia
Specifically, I bring you to emotions.

I am an energy vampire.

Alexander is
And I am an energy garlic. have eaten?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101341
 04.08.2014
We sit for breakfast on the terrace of the hotel, passing by a fly.
In my cage today, two flies were fucking fucking.
2: Fe, throw out the cedar, they are defiled.
1: Why is it? Normal heterosexual flies have turned my cedar into a temple of love, they have a family, they will have children, maybe grandchildren...
2: You are not an optimist.


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101340
 03.08.2014
When I was a kid, I played role-playing games, then I grew up and again I played role-playing games.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101339
 03.08.2014
Bad sight from under the forehead
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Immediately in the cage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101338
 03.08.2014
The girl takes a picture:
Filed to: 3.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 4.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 5.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 9.jpg
%bk% is a point!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101337
 03.08.2014
I too, as a child, very much wanted a speaking poppy, but despite all my tricks I managed to get only a hamster) the most colorful event in his short life was the moment when he stumbled on my atlas, stumbled, so to speak, around the world. I tried in every way not to show that he was not quite desirable, in the end the animal was not guilty of anything, but one day he repayed me for this with a betrayal and absolutely inexplicable from the point of view of medicine death. On that day, it seemed to me that my parents suspected me of something, it became even offensive, not that in my life the tragedy is so on me, and they are still trying to hang me with their scorned eyes))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101336
 03.08.2014
By the way:
I will add:
to this:
I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot.

Not Selene... Molybdenum, right?
We also spend time on robots.
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He does not spend time on the robot, he spends a lot of time there. Weapons in the MMORPG can be called: a lot of time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101335
 03.08.2014
Nothing so indicates full understanding in a couple as a thoroughly used bowl of lubricant on the table next to the bed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101334
 03.08.2014
by this:

>(she): I gathered in 10 minutes really
In 10 minutes, I do the following: I wake up, I jump up in 20 seconds, I clean my bed, I go to the bathroom in 20 seconds, I pour sugar in 20 seconds, I throw a bag...

I went to work for the first time after the decree. tk. I always go fast, put on a pool of an hour, taking into account the fact that I have already got rid of it, and you need to paint, and hair with a claim, and dress not just like, on the playground, but decently...
In the morning, seven minutes after the rebuke, I was standing in the hallway with a coat and a bag in my hands and realized that something was wrong.

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