In the morning we wake up - both pillows on the floor, we lay on the bed in picturesque poses. We get up and it turns out that her neck hurts wildly, and I have two bruises on my shoulder. She thought thoughtfully: "Maybe we fought overnight"

How tired I was yesterday of rubbing underwear, I realized only this morning when I found a bunch of clean kitchen towels in the refrigerator.

I love my country and I hate my country. We are now suing with the Department of Architecture, wants to demolish our houses. It is sad, of course, but the essence of the claim is immensely pleasant. Only we can illegally legalize property! ))

Question for joining a clan in one MMORPG:
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Do you have a reception at 18? Do you need to have sex?
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Sometimes it is difficult for a cat to find a name. First he is "Flint", then "Ryzy", then in general "Kudabladebyl!"... and only with the appearance in the house of a child he automatically and irrevocably becomes "Kiyisya!!and "

xxxxx (09:45:15 30/06/2012)
I went home yesterday. and from the darkness a iron pipe attacked me. and my whole leg broke :(

yyyyy (09:46:51 30/06/2012)
sadness (and yesterday the cognac attacked me and then the vodka I beat off with a counterbass and the vodka attacked accompanied by sandwiches, then I slept in the Kremlin and here I just came

A smart man is always in the shadow of a beautiful woman, so that the sun does not warm his head.

“Everything is good where we are not.”

Someone from familiar ecologists (I cannot unambiguously confirm the authority for years) told how he walked a Japanese colleague through the forests of the Far East in a small company of compatriots.

And as a Japanese spoke, as a Russian, rested, as a Russian and even drank, as a Russian... in the city. Because he was such a "virtual" specialist on ecology of Russia. Then he was taken out to nature. And he kept! He kept when cars and tents were placed in the forest on the bank of the river, when wood was crushed and a fire was lit, when a freshening was obtained and a shale was made of it.

He stayed until someone told him that the country, of course, was more civilized, but it was not bad too. Then I explained what a donation is. And then all the choir confirmed that the dacha has everybody.

From this moment, the poor man was transported to the slopes until his flight to his hometown of Tokyo... only he repeated:

God, I had a weekend with millionaires!

The closer the morning, the more comfortable the pillow.

From the website of the Rostov dolphinarium, about the rules of swimming with dolphins:
Pregnant women and children under 10 years of age (strictly) are not allowed to swim. Also not allowed drunk (better after, we will support) HD
This is the service :))))))))

If I knew I would take a loan, I would have written a box in my passport.

A father of 82 children, left to plant a forest and build a city.

Harem, the crafted oasis and the new capital of the Caliphate, I guessed?

The colleague:
- I was a thin, scary child in my childhood... All my relatives said: “Nothing, nothing, beautiful swanks grow out of such ugly cockroaches!” and I took, and deceived everyone – I grew up with a thick, ugly cockroach.

Why can my saints row 3 hang when I load?
The game recognizes you and refuses to start.
I recognized you as a Petrosyan and refused to laugh.

My son started physics lessons at school.
I decided to check what the children are teaching today.
I ask :
How is the smallest indivisible particle called"?
It is "Pixel!"

Kali is the Indian goddess of death, destruction, fear and horror. He had a third eye in his forehead.
YYY: O_O_O

The nephew. 4.5 years.
“Mom, you never told me about this car. What is it?
It is an incassor machine. Special uncles ride into banks and supermarkets, take money away.
With horror what? With all?

What do you pay attention to when you first meet a guy?
Irishka xxx: For the appearance, and correspondingly to seeing a guy!
Vicky xxh: the painting! This is the most important thing in a man. PS: Ira learns Russian language

SMS from a friend:
Hi Zhenya, if you don’t call Natasha right now, you’ll break up with her. Happy Birthday!

There is a genius in every human being, but my one is in a coma.