by Diana Udovichenko:
I came back from the beach and suddenly saw that Behemot’s dog had a very bad wound on his lap. I went to the clinic, they said there was a scratch, but it became inflamed. We injected our legs with injections. I came back – and the Dog Nashorog, who perceives every time I leave the house as a betrayal, made a lounge under the door. As a sign of protest, obviously, and from jealousy: Begemot took the dog with him, but he is not. She began to mock the Dog of the Rhino, but the Dog of Behemoth was afraid for some reason. He got underneath Max’s couch and stuck there. While I pulled out the dog Begemot, the dog Nosorog was scared, for the comrades - carried around the apartment, proclaiming the surroundings with wild cries. I pulled out the dog Begemot, and there was a whirlwind: the dog Nashorog in panic took off a thick body of the smoothboard with the oatmeal. Fortunately, not on a bad bulldog head.
Now weakened after all the stress, lying on the floor in the posture of frogs. In the previous post, I wondered if I was bored. No not boring. and fun. and :)

This is:
Russia for the first time without medals at the World Mathematics Olympiad

And in a couple of days, it will probably be "Russia for the first time not allowed to participate in the World Mathematics Olympiad". This is the birth of all the unchecked nonsense that we read every day.

The students received 6 (six!) The silver medals. In fact, the silver medals at the International Mathematical Olympiad – it is not a mosquito sneezed.
For the first time in half a century without gold. But to call this a disgrace, a failure, "without medals" - a shit in relation to those who earned these six medals for Russia.

Student conversation behind a penny circle
I’ll get rid of it and become a cowboy, and then...
- You know, in my opinion, of all the hematomic formations, you only become a blueberry.

I go to the beach.
Girls here and there.
I am not even trying.
I know will not give

Sister (C) writes, her six-and-a-half-year-old son pressed something on the laptop and the image on the screen turned 90 degrees.

Q: How to fix it?
C: I say to Danke, “Oh, you broke the computer, Daddy, you will be insulted, you need to fix it.” and this small ass approaches the computer with a superstitious face, starts clicking on the keys. I approach to pick up, I pick up and see, he repaired it!!!! to

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It’s nothing, my cat does that.

heard on the radio. SMS from listeners:
My husband learned that I was cheating. Will he stay with me? We have two children!"
Will it stay? You would live out of this situation.

She: So what will you do? I will not be in debt.
He: Yes of course
She: How much of me?
I don’t know, I’ll think...
Don’t leave me without my pants.)
Is it about the amount or the method of payment?

The samurai sleeps.
Lights in the bed.
Harakiri tomorrow
How not to sleep.

Peter Zabriski: They were so happy! The horse is ours, the horse!

The girl, with whom I had to work together for a couple of years, constantly screamed and complained how bad she was in her native Novosib, how uncomfortable, cold and gray here. The city was crazy, getting all the scares about how we are all ruining our health here.
"I can't get in this refrigerator, I want to get in a normal climate!"
My dream was fulfilled and I moved to Peter.
Yesterday (+31 on board) read about the city of Peter, Chet remembered her. Found Vkontakte, added, then, as it is, she gives out "nothing you are in the photos so burned, probably at sea were??" - "ahahah, in the United States". I couldn’t stand it, asked, like the climate, like health. I was offended.

I am very upset about unfair employers. When I opened the IP, I wanted and dreamed of doing everything right and according to the law. I’m a law-abiding person, I don’t need problems. and what? Opened the case (small craft, hand made). They hired three people. Honestly formed. All payments are fair. And Nifiga did not have money left after paying taxes, renting rooms, paying for the internet, electricity and phones. Moreover, reports on employees - tortured tax, pension and FSS. I cannot keep the accountant because there is no money (see above). Even the coming. Sitting on accounting! I am a decorator, I want and know how to make beautiful things that you want to buy, stay away from me! I showed my employees how much and what I paid for them. Absolutely everyone was terrified, and I fired them all, with their full consent and approval. Now they have a salary of 5 thousand higher, everyone is happy, I began to have enough money to travel. Am I an unfair employer? The state is forcing me to hide my income and pay a black salary. And so do everyone who does their business. Go to the OPP, disrespectful legislators! In China, if a person has opened a business, a year of taxes are not taken from him at all, they give a interest-free loan and even the racketers let you operate and get on your feet, and you steal, not allowing the person even to start earning.

Not only did you turn off hot and cold water, but when you open the crane, it tries to dry up the air.

"Sharf with Inside Salt"...Well how is it?

I have a watch for 350,000 euros. And by status it is not appropriate to have such a grandmother. I want to wear a clock. And he always says that, say, Chinese, in transition bought when urgently needed:)<...>
= the =
Maybe he is not lying?
= o )

At the airport, you just have to give a passport.
You get a ticket, right?

How do I know
I was only at the airport.
You get up in a yellow circle and choose a city.

The descendants of the imperial dynasty want to appeal to the Russian authorities with a request to allocate them a residence in the capital and protect them from self-proclaimers. The Romanovs are confident in the need for their own residence, as the Grand Duchess Maria Vladimirovna, who lives in Spain, stops in the Russian capital several times a year.
It also became known that the descendant of the loading dynasty V. Marakhovsky intends to address the Russian authorities with a request to allocate him a residence in Moscow. The Marakhovsky house is confident that this is a necessary measure, since Viktor Grigoryevich lives in the Russian capital permanently, and his relatives call him Field Marshal.

Sometimes there comes a moment when you realize that everything you do doesn’t make sense. You can do something really important, something that others can only dream of. You look around, and you realize that this place is completely wiped out of hopelessness, but you know how to get out of it, you say goodbye to your colleagues and... you go home. I am sitting in the operating PSPN (point of oil collection and preparation), far beyond the polar circle, waiting for the everywhere, which will take me through the tundra to the nearest point of civilization, from which a few days of road to home on trains with transplants.

nnn: I’ll tell you what kind of business is thriving in the Russian community in Bali. One girl, for example, learns to cook spring-rolls, and invites other girls to master class. for 50 dollars. Then another girl learns how to cook Soto-ayams, and invites the rest to the master class for $50. So those $50 circles and go.

In the train to sleep with the head to the wall is necessary at least for safety reasons: if the train suddenly crashes or the driver drastically drops the speed, then you can also pour a hot teak on the person who sleeps with the head in the passage. It is better to burn your feet than your face. And by chance getting someone’s suitcase on the turf will be unpleasant.
There are cases and curious. When I was in university, I was in the studio of guides. And one day a lady was driving in my placard car, and she slept to sleep with her head in the passage. And in one of the neighboring compartments, a man was driving, who either stunned him or stunned him, but he suddenly felt that he was hunting, sorry, to chew. He ran into the sorting, but... he didn’t... all the appetizing content of his stomach was poured out directly on the head of that lady. There were screams! The lady had to go to the sorting room to wash her head, and I had to go to wash the floor. But it all went peacefully - the man was flattered and forgiven.

here here :

I sit two meters from a colleague’s man.
He asks me questions.
by email...
Although before that I explained it all verbally and quite accessible...
Every day these strange men from the sales department communicate verbally,
Then they send each other the same message in a common mail.
Dubble Epic Facebook.
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This is when there will be trouble, and everyone will roll on each other, because I said to him/her, and he/she did not understand, then you will understand, the naphija write letters. In a conversation, it is faster to resolve in words than in correspondence, but it is necessary to consolidate the result in order to be sure of mutual understanding.