From ask.fm Question "How to spend time sitting in the toilet?"
Smolla @GenaBidoraz: When I was a kid, my mom once washed chicken eggs with me, washed off cocoa. And I’m like "oh, mom, mom, and what do you do". My mother told me. And I listened to her inattentively and wondered why the egg in the cocoa? And I concluded that babies are born out of the ass. And by that time, I have already seen a couple of times in the movie the birth scenes, how there babies stone, sting, bloodshed, intestines and all that. And then I sometimes sat on the toilet, cuddled and imagined like I was giving birth. Also, ahala - ohala, head-to-head swirled, hand-held for the walls, fingers crushed. Only if I didn’t scream, or if my parents broke my idyll.

BSH is a site where "xxx" is found more frequently than on porn trackers.

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Moscow, sharing ten degrees with Chelyabinsk, tired of heating the heaters for the night to turn on (

With pleasure... At least fifty, take it for health...
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Moscow, and share with Novosibirsk money, at least 10% of its budget.

Results of educational struggle:

There are people raised by their parents. There are unscrupulous, and yet educated. He is beaten with psychological trauma. There are untouched spots. Apparently, the question is not whether to beat or not to beat, but what parents in the end.

I suggest you close this shit.

I can't find a fifth. I’m calling, I can’t hear it anywhere. Go to the "find my phone" feature – Google obediently shows that the phone is hanging (or sitting?) on a tree meters in 100 from the house at an altitude of about 5 meters.

The server did not return the data.
"This is a rat" – I thought...

News: Treated addicts will receive free housing, social benefits, legal aid, something else, and a home worker!
I went looking for dealers.

I realized that it was time to clean up the house when a flower mosquito flew past me, well healthy, with a piece of web and dust dragging behind him.
Such a flying indicator with a parachute of dirt.

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Moscow, sharing ten degrees with Chelyabinsk, tired of heating the heaters for the night to turn on (

With pleasure... At least fifty, take it for health...
and...
Moscow, and share with Novosibirsk money, at least 10% of its budget.
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Please do it with the federal government :-)

What about the truth about cats? Better than a car or pedestrian.

But my cat quite consciously led me to the refrigerator and pointed his foot to the cucumbers lying on the top shelf. I liked the fresh cucumbers (I remembered that the snack was put in the refrigerator, and asked to share it )))

Cats understand everything perfectly, and owners understand cats perfectly. :) Our two are quite able to explain to the owners that now they do not want their usual dry food, and the "taste" - wet. Or to remove the cat toilet. Or what they want under the blanket. Or that they want to drink water from the crane in the bathroom. This is an honest word, I don’t know how to explain, but when the cats come in the morning, lie down on their chest and intelligently speak, it’s clear in the tone of that “meu” about what it is.
And my parents’ cat knows very well what the word “dog” means. And the phrase "Kuze, don’t go to that area, there’s a dog!" makes him really change direction. ))

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Strange thing, but it is typical for almost everyone who likes to suffer from the horrors of modern education - dig deeper, and find out that the confidence in their skills is greatly exaggerated.

Righteous: "of horrors" and "clarifies", after "clarifies" - the fifth.

[11:56:32] Yegorka (d): Fuck the mouth
[11:56:48] Yegorka (d): removed the net from the window
[11:56:56] Egorka (d): went to the bathroom to wash
[11:57:15] Egorka (d): A neighbor’s cat broke into the house and crushed on the carpet.

The Guardian may not like that he is here, but the city cannot live the way the Guardian wants. Because the Guardian would like it most if all people spent their lives sitting at home, putting their hands on the table to be visible.
"Flat world"

From discussion of poor vision and suitability for the army:
xxx: There are sports glasses with dioptria, but the price there is basically fabulous... We are waiting for the all-knowing Kilmashina - he will tell you what is better. Heaven will offer to eat carrots and strawberries - to improve vision.
YYY:...and less sitting at the computer.
zzz: Kagbe at -8 on the blackberry is deeply pofig, and poor vision is inherited in me, so "sitting less at the computer" will not save either.
At 8 o'clock, you need to rub the blue in the eye. What to do with carrots, I don’t even know.

Leonardo da Vinci for a long time couldn’t find out how to write off the two central figures of the “Mystery Evening”. Finally, he found a model for the image of Christ among singers in the church choir. But the model for Judas Da Vinci could not find another 3 years. One day, he saw a dirty drunk in the pit. He invited him to the cabbage and immediately began to write with him Yida. When the drunkard recovered, he admitted that it turns out he had already posed to the artist. It was 3 years ago when he was still singing in the church choir, and then Leonardo wrote with him Christ.

Straga: If you believe the words of all my acquaintances, then it seems to me that only in Russia the buyer can quite calmly approach and say to the seller: Please choose me the peppermint more tasty, but if it is not tasty enough I will return and this same peppermint will push you into the rear passage whole.

I add here:
We travel and walk on different roads. In the last three years I have seen such pedestrians that the series "Gorec" with its immortals rests. And in red, and on the diagonal, and regardless... And they still manage to argue when you make a comment on them...
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Especially pleased individuals who do all this with the player in their ears, while stuck in a mobile phone.

Why does she have a car? She drives a wheelchair hard.

The situation in Ukraine can be briefly and tangibly described in one word: "hopped".

I bought a fecal pump 7 years ago for the rare (2 times a year) pumping of the hole of the luftkloset. It is inexpensive, t. There was no systematic work. Literally in the first 10 minutes of work, the UZO worked. I pulled out the pump "as it is", wrapped it in ten packs and carried it to the warranty. There, he apologized for using the pump as intended (according to the instructions) and demanded satisfaction. They tried to argue with me, but you understand that it is difficult to argue with me on this issue, especially since the reason for the work was confidently named by me. I suggested to disassemble the pump immediately and make sure the electrical part is non-hermetic. The smell in the workshop was such that it was no longer possible to object to the servants.
A few days later I was returned a thoroughly washed, repaired pump. From him, he carried air refreshers for toilets - apparently poured out not one balloon. All these years the pump works properly, no problems.