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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131139
 24.07.2016
And what if the removal of our team from the 2016 Olympics is someone’s evil intention? The unprecedented scale and cynicism of the terrorist attack in Rio, the whole world is in shock, and whose national team does not participate?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131138
 24.07.2016
to be simpler:

"Science and Technology":
You haven’t heard of zoning, haven’t you? There are places in space (city, internet, etc.) Where a certain contingent is going, and another is not. At the same time, these different groups may not even know that these places exist.
This website is not an indicator of public opinion. Probably about 60% of the population (and I think even more) do not know about the existence of this site at all. If all your surroundings know about it, then this is not an indicator at all.

– is
A survey on the Internet showed that 100% of people without exception have watched the Internet at least once.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131137
 24.07.2016
I will add to this, so that the full picture in front of your eyes is:
So he will introduce you: "Fighting Pidoras Vasya, it is nice to know."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Next footage from the film "Police Academy", those with the bar "Blue Oysters" and this music: Taddam-Tadada

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131136
 24.07.2016
Scene in the metro. There is a young man sitting, such a big man, reading a book. There is an elderly woman with a heavy bag, he ignores her. She is tired of waiting, she asks to give her a place. What the standard monologue gets: say, he is not obliged, and for the trip everyone pays the same, and in general...
I glanced into his book, wondering what he was reading. You will not believe the Gospel of Matthew. A very devoted young man.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131135
 24.07.2016
They are lovers of fishing like fishermen.
Not paying attention to the children;
the matter is to the supervisor/wife;
large - the main fat: boiled in place;
rare - a reason for pride, stories, photos and posting videos on YouTube;
But if you catch a shark with parliamentary crusts - trouble.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №131134
 24.07.2016
A story about a small boy and the integral is uncertain.
When I was a kid, my mother studied as a designer engineer, at that time not autocaders and plotters, all drawn on vatman. And I liked it too, then put a pencil, then an ambulance. I studied science accordingly. Once a fellow student brought to us home his drawing, asked to check for errors. Mom turned on the table, and let’s look, and I approach from the other side, I look at the drawing, and I say, “Mom, there’s not enough arrow at the crane.
(On drawings near the shutter valve, a arrow is needed that shows the direction of rotation when closing). You would see the birth of this student. A 5-year-old boy found a mistake on his course drawing.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131133
 24.07.2016
Arguments that in other languages other countries call as they want here go by. We are talking about Russian language. And officially in Russian there is the word "Belarus" and not "Belarus" (I write now and even mozilla the second version underlines red).

It is correct to emphasize that there is no connecting letter A in Russian either. But there is a connector O: Belorussia, Montenegro, Krasnogorsk. White Russia, Black Mountain and Red Mountain.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №131132
 24.07.2016
Basilinguistic

It is linguistic! Recently, the scientific name of such word formations as shishlik-mashlik and hat-figapka has jumped through. Plush to remind! I have not been able to record (

This is called lexical reproduction :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131131
 24.07.2016
The dispute of educated generations is a long matter. My argument is simple: we were asked 10 tasks from Scanavi at school. Moreover, from ALL sections, if anyone understands what I am about. I said everything.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131130
 24.07.2016
A commentary in the discussion of a phone case that "protects against surveillance" by "blocking radiation at frequencies up to 1000 MHz":
"Blocking all the channels on the means of communication, of course, is fun, but with the same success I can carry a sandwich in my pocket.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131129
 24.07.2016
to this:
We have so many people after forty who believe in the harm of GMOs, telegony and homeopathy. The Soviet education rule, and how. Modern, undoubtedly, has become worse, but on average people have not become dumber.

Let’s see how many debils after forty will be when people with Soviet education will finish.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131128
 24.07.2016
We talked about the Finno-Ugres. What to say. All said long ago.
A lot of bullshit if you asylum

Millions are you. We are darkness, darkness and darkness.
Try it, fight with us!
The skyscrapers are us! The Asians, we are
With glorious and greedy eyes.

We, as obedient holops,
They held a shield between two hostile races.
Mongols and Europe

We love everything - and the heat of cold numbers,
The gift of divine visions,
We understand everything - and the sharp Gallian meaning,
The German genius.

We will not move when the fierce Gun
in the pockets of the bodies,
Burn the city, and drive the taboo into the church.
And the meat of the white brothers to roast!

Remember for the last time, old world!
At the fraternal feast of work and peace,
For the last time at the Bright Brother's Feast
The barbaric lira!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131127
 24.07.2016
That is, it seems, the basic instincts and needs of man. If you want to eat, eat. If you want to drink, drink. You want to fuck - stop-stop, it's not so easy, now we're going to play an exciting social game, my dear friend.

WOW: Well, generally speaking, GET food is just as difficult as getting a girl. If you do not agree with this statement, then go and try to get food for at least a couple or three days (catch fish, hunt birds, etc.). But to buy a girl is as easy and simple as going to a store and buying food. So there is no crap here.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131126
 24.07.2016
Leopards are beautiful on their own... on the other hand - if you are not as beautiful as a leopard, you should not stretch it on you, probably...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131125
 24.07.2016
XX: How do you deal with anxiety?
YYY: I imagine myself as a cowboy. The cowboys are not worried about anything.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131124
 24.07.2016
(Sister writes): Ire was 10 years old, looking at my old photos.
OOOOO OOOOO! With surprise. Is it the Chernobyl nuclear power plant?
I say yes, but how do you know?
Well I know. How beautiful she is! Enthusiastically looking at photos.
The husband enters: - And the mother / in the background / is not beautiful?
and beautiful. But not so much! IRA is burning.
I didn’t even know whether to offend or raise my jaw from the floor.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131123
 24.07.2016
And what did you do crazy for money, but terribly useless, boring and unclear why?
> graduate degree *call with a dool at the whisky*

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131122
 24.07.2016
I will go out into the kitchen at night.
The light does not burn with pritoo...
My family is sleeping, a tired house is sleeping.
Only I and my cat go to the cottage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131121
 24.07.2016
This is:

Yesterday in a conversation:"In Russian language, virtually any word can be a verb in command inclination."

The keyboard?! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №131120
 24.07.2016
here here :

It is linguistic! Recently, the scientific name of such word formations as shishlik-mashlik and hat-figapka has jumped through. Plush to remind! I have not been able to record (

The lexical reproduction. In the Russian-speaking countries is widespread hui-reduplexation.)

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