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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34598
 16.08.2010
X: Give up
X: Ramzan Kadyrov said
X: What I no longer want
X: Being a President
Y:...and wants to be the ruler of the sea...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34597
 16.08.2010
Let’s make a fictional marriage and I get citizenship.
Please, but on condition
She : what?
Marriage will be real.
She: What is the difference?
In actual marriage, people fuck.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34596
 16.08.2010
Come to sleep and watch football.
So they have already won.
You and the cattle!! I specifically turned off the radio. We have not played yet.
I didn’t say who won...
One more word and I will cut off your Bulgarian eggs!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34595
 16.08.2010
Oh Pasha, such a fox without a brain dies.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34594
 16.08.2010
Listen, I fed my cat with fish.
XXX:...and then after 15 minutes I forgot about it and poured him to drink milk...
XXX: What do you think will happen to him?
Do you care so much about your cat?
XXX: No...just so that he won’t avenge me later...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34593
 16.08.2010
on a porn forum where there is no option to delete a profile:
Please delete my profile for unnecessary (found a girl)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34592
 16.08.2010
Stirring the channels, rushed to an episode of a bourgeois film, where Momma admires the successes of her little one in golf and hugging him, makes him a compliment of the following content (hear the original): Oh, you are my Tiger Woods!
The translation behind the frame was unparalleled: Oh, you are my forest tiger!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34591
 16.08.2010
The main thing is that Nukie does not burn us.)
Nukie: in the sense?
XXX: The Late
I’ve never been so mistaken by the window.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34590
 16.08.2010
I write to a girl:
My dear, I will call you now.
I guess I am naked.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34589
 16.08.2010
– Cheese, why is your basket called a black hole on your desk?
Has anyone come back from there?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34588
 16.08.2010
I bite you, and you know what?
YYY : mmm?
XXX: Something you are inside the niqab is not delicious
YYY: O_o

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34587
 16.08.2010
Rothschild (0:31) :
I will buy you a chocolate medal tomorrow.
^ DoZator^ (0:32) :
Buy it
Rothschild (0:32) :
I will buy
^ DoZator^ (0:32) :
and buy
Rothschild (0:33) :
I will buy
^ DoZator^ (0:33) :
Take a needle with a thread.
Rothschild (0:33) :
I will take
^ DoZator^ (0:34) :
and clothes
Rothschild (0:34) :
And why?
^ DoZator^ (0:34) :
by Fuck. did not work

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34586
 16.08.2010
Rukov: Unpleasantly delayed at work... until 21:00...on Sunday...

and #65279;

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34585
 16.08.2010
From the forum:
XXX: I sell a refrigerator "Stinol" - 107 for 3000 r. The shadows burned. The repairers said it costs about 3000 rubles. I don’t want to repair because I’ve got a new one.
YYY: He can’t heat food at all now?? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34584
 16.08.2010
My husband is an idiot.
What did you study again?
We had an incredible rainfall... and the repair we did on the balcony you know what... in short, on the balcony on the water barrel, and this fool instead of scratching the water, dressed up to the cowards, and arranged a spa procedure on the balcony...)
by O_0

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34583
 16.08.2010
X: He was somewhat strange as a child, eating stones.
y: And fuck the bricks, ppc )))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34582
 16.08.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have a chop with an eye. A little bit. What to do?
Go to my mom and let her see.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh She spit in my eye! I am offended (

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34581
 16.08.2010
She is a big woman, strong, for the execution of the ambulance.
One day at the passage to the bridge the bridges broke and one board failed, Aunt with her eternal "course from you, men, you will rain" took a rem and went to the new board to knock.
My aunt naturally wore it.
by appropriate means.
sorry aunt

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34580
 16.08.2010
dEEp_FlaSH: Parents say I’m paying money.
dEEp_FlaSH: It’s a pity that my mom won’t understand how much I’m contributing to the family budget, rushing out of torrents and spending only on a bucket, while saving about 9 thousand. Ruby = (

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34579
 15.08.2010
I thought four years ago that in our hole an eight-bit fair unlimited ruble for 400 rubles a month is a fantasy. I dreamed that if I ever had this one, I would pump out the entire internet :)
HH: And what then? Now I have 550 Re 9 MB/s during the day and 30 MB/s at night. And shake, shake, nothing of it!! to

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