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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57433
 13.12.2011
AutoVAZ will re-evaluate its cars.

If you previously evaluated "eats/does not drive", then now what "like a car/does not look like"?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57432
 13.12.2011
<Doxtur> I already have 5 holes on the site
<Doxtur> and agree and put a single shit they can not
<Doxtur> 5 providers, 5 holes
<alec> and that’s right
<alec> would go down and build a network together
<alec> that share it
<PhD> let organize the EPR - a single provider of Russia
<alec> and will connect 140% of the population

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57431
 13.12.2011
It is a rabbit!
for his ears,
and fast forward.
All my friends give it!
Wait for happiness at night.
Wake up whatever you want.
You cannot go back:
Let’s know we are friends!!and :)

Although you are a rabbit, even if you are a healer,
Fuck you my sister.
I will not send anyone!
That ridiculous shit.
If you write again,
End of you! Do you hear?
I hate you, childhood shit!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57430
 12.12.2011
The news:
The Orthodox egumen demands that the OMON be blessed to propel the opposition...This he stated in his Twitter (@igumen_Vitaly)...

The gentlemen...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57429
 12.12.2011
aaa: send him a letter, and let him send his HR sheep a letter with the signature "Recommendation for the test position", usually this is done.
BBB : AHA
Why the sheep?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57428
 12.12.2011
The post-election hysteria
I drove past the Shadow Market today, the advertising shield stands. On the white background, two inscriptions: "Mish of the cribs - 259" beneath it "Coffee, golden scratch - 157". Well "Mishka" so who understands, and who was meant by the cock? Then it came out that it was a candy advertisement and the shield has nothing to do with the election.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57427
 12.12.2011
Q>Which books do you think you should NOT read? For example, having a detrimental effect on the psyche.

All the scientists. For example, the same terver, physics, biology. It has a very harmful effect on the psyche. Because after reading, you suddenly realize that you are surrounded by idiots who carry all kinds of horoscopes, all kinds of souls, all kinds of computer radiation. Programming books are less harmful. The more you read, the lower the qualification of a typical programmer seems, resulting again in a negative impact on the psyche.
You only need to read the work of the RPC! These books are useful – the more you read them, the smarter people around you seem. Well, the box is more important to watch, especially the TNT channel. It also has a very positive effect on the psyche.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57426
 12.12.2011
XX: Have you taken a marketer?
Zzz: No... Our commercial director does not need to... live in his own world.
xxx: In his world subscribers live, they eat traffic and crack on the forum?
ZZZ: exactly

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57425
 12.12.2011
Interview between (P)leader and (C)student
(C) You are not listed in my account)
(P): Fuck, now I will have to tick the painting and put my painting, that it was I that ticked my painting.
c) O O O O

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №57424
 12.12.2011
Here the dean recently burned (he has led a couple):
I am lazy to note you, let me take a picture.
And actually gets the phone and photographs everyone.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57423
 12.12.2011
Apostazia (23:35:52 11/12/2011)
I changed my name to you and Voldemort. You are a Pafosny idiot, Volodya is a fun idiot. Then it took me. One girl I don’t communicate with has changed my name to a Foolish Fool. A fool with sickness. Roma is a fool. One of the people is simply a fool. I’m confused with fools now.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57422
 12.12.2011
Astrologers announced a day of random rating
Smiley production has doubled

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57421
 12.12.2011
xxx: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
YYY: What did you say?! to
XXX: Torrent says it doesn’t work

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57420
 12.12.2011
My aunt works as a teacher at a Moscow school. She says: She comes to the office of the director of affairs. And the secretary printed something, and turned the monitor face to the printer immediately after sending the document to print. A reasonable question, why? She replied, shaking her eyes: “Well, if you don’t turn it, the printer won’t see the document.”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57419
 12.12.2011
You can say that you put a piece of your soul into it!
YYY : the cruise?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57418
 12.12.2011
A well-known football commentator genially uses the esopian language:... the referee recounted the players and he, just like the wizard, got everything together! It is wonderful!"

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57417
 12.12.2011
big_khorgi and others Before you quote Goebbels, remember. That he was one of the greatest provocators, liars and trolls of the time. Remember that this is his statement “When I hear the word ‘culture’, my hand instinctively draws to the gun.” He managed the crowd like no one else.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57416
 12.12.2011
XXX: Every time I’m referenced to the share of AI among browsers as an argument that if it’s popular, it means the best, I’m responding to sending a link to the cash fees of the next part of “Summerek.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57415
 12.12.2011
The Ghost:
Which presses are better?
by BoBriK:
This is for the amateur.
by BoBriK:
We have context.
Ghost
Well "amateur" I have a medium size)))))))
by BoBriK:
This is not the case *ROFL*

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57414
 12.12.2011
I went to the store and bought Pepsi. I approach the shelf of pepsi 0.5 costs 46 rubles. I went.I walk a little further pepsi 1 liter costs 44 rubles. I think I’m wrong with who doesn’t happen. (But 0.5 put on the spot, took a liter:D) Next to the box is a box on it Pepsi 2 liters and costs 44 rubles! Russia is a hole.

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