I will keep this quote because of its relevance, for it is a year old, and tomorrow it will perish.
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I will come to power - I will introduce the death penalty through anal domination for unfair political agitation on non-profile resources!

Members are burning

One dream: I don't know what I want more: a solarium, a solarium or a salami...
I want a solarium!!! to
First: to read or to watch?
Second: who are the dark people in our office, who will read the car?

I couldn’t understand why they laughed at her.

X: I went home yesterday. Near the subway there is a bunch of exchange points with the exchange rate. People were walking around and taking pictures.

Yy: I have seen this. The youth has never seen deflation.

In 2015 will be popular T-shirts "I survived the ruble 2014!"

Topic "New Year’s Eve"

Linker 2: Who will be this year? In our office cancelled (
S – the lucky ones! We would have :-(

I was caught by my cat early in the morning, and at seven and a half I began to stick and wake up.
I don't know what he needed, maybe even food, didn't get in, put him outside the door and locked it.
Through the dream, it was clear that he did not stop trying to open the door in the usual way – hanging on a pen.
I woke up at eight in the morning and opened the door. I turned off the alarm and went to sleep.
The joyful cat, finally achieving its own, came and lay on my chest, swirling like a huge tractor.
He is always whispering, but such a joyful and loud whispering has not been for a long time.
The cat did not hurt me, neither for the time spent, nor for being ignored.
A sincere whirlwind of joy, as if it were to say: URA!!! I let in!! to
I just couldn’t get up and listen to the whisper for another half an hour.

Close the windows in the office with paint scotch.
on one window a piece of scotch is rolled out and hanging, swinging about 30 cm

A boss from another department came to us, positioning himself as a great humorist, saw a mess and began to stumble on the topic of curved female pencil, that he would find them another use, and so on.
Everyone is silent, tolerant, does not want to connect. I scratched for five minutes.

Here is the voice of a 40-year-old:
What is incomprehensible? It was we who fired a men’s training machine: if the entering man doesn’t reach it, he has nothing to do here and time to spend on it. How many centimeters do you have?

Chel ran to complain to our management "for the humility of his employees"
Our boss (normal man) came, saw a talking "trainer" laughed so that he could only say: it is necessary to be kind to people.

I had an interview on Skype this morning. Another question about my hobbies. Well, in addition to everything else, I say, sports, weight lost from 95 to 82 kilograms. And the answer is"Why?" I even got confused somehow. I will not say that because of the pulp, I could no longer cut my nails on my legs.

To buy products, prepare them for cooking, turn on the equipment (in the case of a multivarka also set the program), put in a certain sequence, observe the recipe, the multivarka sometimes still need to change the modes, turn off the equipment, pour / disassemble food on plates, remove the undernourished in the refrigerator, wash and put on drying dishes (or upload it to the washing machine and still set the program), wash the multivarka, collect back after everything dries. What kind of mysterious technique does it all on its own?
This is one of the most important aspects of the world.
The Wife. This mysterious technique is called a woman.

At the time of the ruble collapse, the most profitable investment is a ruble loan!

The vision is poor, as a child he was checked regularly, the letters knew how much I remember.
In front of the school brought to an unknown oculist. They showed hell circles with gaps, asked "where they look". I hanged:"How can these bats get bitten at all?"
I thought I answered "Forward". A kind of hole in the center of the pupils, and they look at me with them.
The eye is dependent.
I: "Can I read your letters?"

From the news:
Prosecutor General determined the average size of Russian bribery

Why the Prosecutor’s Office and not the Ministry of Justice? Or is it an internal tax, not an all-Russian tax?

Evgen: Everything I decrypted my cat’s mouth! This is 1 in 1 signals. One short meu - the system is okay. Two quarrels - memory error, reboot (sleep) is required. One long meu is a nutritional mistake, it needs to be fed.

Do you want to play rape?
YYY: No...
This is the whole meaning of the game...

Multiply by 100 is much more convenient than multiply by 40 with something.

Cholesterol from the point of view of chemistry is still alcohol.
and...
From a linguistic point of view, it is very important.

by Minet
Well guys, you’re just like a little girl ?
Yes, it's nice to hold a good guy's good cock in the mouth, let the cowards chew off.)
But ending is from the field of fantasy.
The average grandmother is excited.
dysfunctions with the preservative super - all kinds of things happen, but here the men have nothing to let go) if the aunt even from a shake in the bus goes into the paroxysm of passion))))

Serenkiy Iozhik (21:33:14 16/12/2014)
Per even stronger love for coffee distinguished Catherine II, and her addictions in this area were quite peculiar. To cook only five cups, the courtyard chefs used 400 grams of milled grains; less strong she simply did not admit. After that, she was vigorous and active all day. Coffee is the secret of its inexhaustible energy.

Jekyll (21:37:08 16/12/2014)
It is STYLE!!!! to

Serenkiy Iozhik (21:37:12 16/12/2014)
The horse and the horse in which he falls.

Jekyll (21:37:41 16/12/2014)
Then you will find Alaska fucking.

Headlines of the media:

The dollar fell to 34 rubles.
The dollar fell to 56 rubles.
The dollar fell to 61 rubles.
The dollar fell to 75 rubles.

The dollar! You have to fall!

In the corporate chain:
of interest:
The dollar is so expensive.
How much will the salary increase from next year?
How much will the New Year’s Prize be?

and knowing:
The new year prize will be half a meter, approximately from the elbow
The salary from the new year will grow sanimeter by 20, approximately to the knees!