XXX: Tan, throw it off, I have a new theory here.
YYY: is it anyway?
You know, I love cats, but I don’t like dogs.
I realized that I do not like dogs, because they are like me in character, and I hate these qualities in myself...to be bored by the owner, to rejoice that I have praised and played, I suffer from devotion...and I love cats, because they have a puppy, that you are lying in front of them, they will turn behind their own, and then they will also require to feed, warm up...but I don’t go anywhere, I’m a dog-man.
And behold, my beloved is a dog, although he is to all animals and kind, his cats are scornful. So - in cats he sees his features and they are competitors to him or also dislikes the resemblance.
Karoche, he loves me like a dog, and I love him like a dog of a master.
The theory: cat lovers are peaceful people and admire the independence of cats (and their sweet ones), dog lovers are determined people and admire loyalty, etc. The dogs of me. In order for a marriage to be happy, one cat and one dog are needed. Simply and meaningfully!
There are two dogs in the house, so what?
Then they fight for leadership (they are independent like cats), sometimes before divorce.
What if there are two cats?
Well, I didn’t think, probably a nice family.
I wondered why I divorced.
HHH: Because you were two dogs, why is the theory still working!! to

here here :

It’s easy to get up at dawn. You just have to lie down so that you can see the sea. Or the mountains. This boosts.
YYY: Will the sea work?

In Vladivostok all the windows look out to the sea or the mountains (that is, the neighboring sopka).
And Nippon doesn’t help, unfortunately.

xxx: Mysterious your potency, the term did not understand how it works))

If only we could understand ourselves.
It’s like a female orgasm: you never know what will work.
But there are certain things that you should not do.
Hide and smoke is just a bad idea: blood flow and sensitivity immediately to herms in the bad sense of the word.
Although I had a friend, he managed with one hand to squeeze the chicken, with the other to pull the chicken, and with the third nephrite rod - to give happiness, joy and love, and all almost at the same time.
But this in the companion should initially be so much testosterone that even his eggs had eggs.

"The FSB opened the banking cell of the Director of the Anti-Corruption Fund"

Xxx: Fighting corruption with the Anti-Corruption Fund.

The forest was sought.

Aldmeris: What a salad I made on March 8th three years ago! The scar is still visible.

And really, what did the trousers do? There are a lot of wild and terrible things in the world - the dumbell shape, leopard loins, hats with ears... Although not, ears - it's a puppy.

Don’t be happy if women never divorced you for money, they just don’t take anything from you.

About extravagants, witches and healers.

This is a two-digit number years ago. in the Ural area. Tormented by the most severe catchy syndrome caused by the three-day communication with the general from the State Gortechnadzor, I listened to the advice of my own driver:

“The boss,” he says, “there is a grandmother in the village, who removes all sicknesses by imposing her hands. Nearly 50 kilometers. You and I are not a hood. And the grandmother is a celebrity in the whole Ural. They even go to her from abroad to be treated, from the village where Vanga lived.

I agreed to hopelessness. There is a shop in the village.

My grandmother’s house was strange. That is, not a peasant cottage, but a house in the village. The old. A hundred and a half years. Whether the hospital was before, or the school, or just a factory spokesperson lived. The door was opened by the same grandmother.

Precisely not a grandmother at all - a grandmother will not turn the tongue, but a tall and slim old lady with a hooked nose, all in a black dress to her feet. With a black collar and manches. As a child, I was represented by the old lady of the Bronze Bird. And this was also called Martha Akinfievna, which in Demidovsky places sounds appealing after sunset. invited into the house. I watched. Without asking, she poured water into a glass and gave it. It became easier.

And minutes after fifteen, under the shocked breath of the driver, told the whole history of the illness. My heart begins to joke. the pressure. And so on, and so on, quite detailed and correct. Herbs were cooked with different, well water, the decoction was cooled, powders of some were poured into the same glass. I didn’t drink immediately, I didn’t bother much. Do you not admire the use of mite of flying mice with twisted frog heads? We promised only by placing hands... But here, the driver just asked where she knew everything about us.

What do you know about Alcatraz? I also think of Newton. I have been in the district hospital for fifty years, of whom thirty are managers. Now health is not enough for work, I sit at home, sometimes help people. And all kinds of idiots like you, - then she nodded on the driver, - rumors spread about the healer's grandmother. Drink, don’t be afraid, it’s already me, there’s aspirin with ascorbic and soothing herbs.

I drank, yes

What about name paternity? When I drank, I asked a question.

You should have felt it somehow. Yeeh, an intelligent man, and you drink vodka in such amounts. Must be more restrained. And so I am Maria Afanasievna Nikitina. Without miracles and miracles.

I still stuck here. A good aunt. I could even offer a bowl. Three seas with a glove.

What does the RPC do?
Crosses indicate where to carry money.

Yes, and it is also important to heat the monic with white noise before coding so that the code is better broken (y)

Anyone have bdsm furniture? Need on December 22 to show underwear... Urgently and not for free ;)
Nikita: BDSM furniture is a chain-connected person serving a table or chair.

LurtzVaper: Before my meeting, one day I was painting a markup. It is wonderful! Twice the same!
Now in the courtyard not to enter and the duty mint is already standing - it is paying off.
In the evening, the beer, the dolot and the hammer, I take and I go in a hurry. I see others the same. For almost an hour we painted the gaps for the turn. The next day I saw a very evil and surprised mint. Interestingly, no one painted the gap. So it remains.

#Nudges
In the courtyard of the year 2060, a conversation between grandfather(s) and grandson(s):
Q: How did you lose both legs? Was it during the war?"

D: "Well you understand, granddaughter, it was once fashionable to do switches even in the winter."
(from the Picabus spaces)

She was always on the side of freelancers, because many clients cannot formulate their wishes, but after changing jobs and talking with designers, journalists, reporters, she realized that the state needed a specially trained pursuit of such freelancers. A man without moral principles, with strong nerves and a very rich reserve of obscene vocabulary.

#square

My cat periodically weighs itself, climbs on the weights and sits there. And since weights with wifay, then all the statistics of cat suspension is visible to me in the appendix) At first I could not understand what for unknown measurements such - 5.3kg, 5.6kg...)) So I had to create a separate account for the cat)

Hickey

Secondly, no one cancelled the shuttles in case of frost.

As I can imagine, Frozen -20 comes a boy. Cloth on the side, wrap in the teeth, jeans in the weight. And from under the jeans the stretched pants thicken)))

You can think, as a child, the godron did not chew.

XXX: Good luck to you in the future
YYY: Do you want to die?
zzz: he is shot by grammar Nazis for the word "future"

In the office, I sit behind the comp, I hear the ears of the employee's conversation with the daughter:
Do you need a story about how something is done? Not about paper made of wood or glass made of sand. The shub? No is! No need for a shirt!! to

News of the day: "Roskomnadzor has blocked itself".
I have everything.