Two weeks ago I left half a liter of cocaine on the doorstep. The heat, the sun. The average temperature was 31-32 degrees.
The result is a transparent liquid with a smell similar to the smell of "Domestos".
Also, a glass of cola was left inside the house in the cold. He stood for two weeks too. The car was covered with mold.
Funny...

Bad lemons fall into lemon hell after death.
Good at Tequila and Martini!! to

No, fail in personal life is not the very hanging of the shelf... it is when your dog steals your vibrator and runs with it in the teeth from you through the apartment where you live alone with your dog and the vibrator (c)

Director: We will make a new IT outsourcing firm, offer a name
Accountant: Play the word ATI, ATI Service or Go Master
Tagged: go here, go here
Go here like nothing.
Oh Oh, and they will call us Aititus.

Review of the mobile game "Wild blood" c 4pda.

and Superga:
How do they manage to hold such a pathos sword by a small pen? Even on the picture he pulls kilograms so on 15. Choose such a weapon for real battle can only complete major.

by vsmolett:
The sword is the involuntary symbol of the fallos - everything is natural, everyone wants more, but how to get away with it - few people think about it.

The cat first inspects the apartment, and then makes an inventory of the property. If after her departure the property is washed and hidden, she will come, find and describe again.

We do repairs. They called on the Tajiks to change the sewerage.
and Tajikistan:
The rabbit’s master, the rabbit’s autumn! The old tube, the rotten!
The neighbors will grumble! As it is in Russian: "Joppa, joppa!"

xxx: and I am on the floor on the pillow and I close the eyes of the tiger in the movie
Is there no sofa? Only a pillow of furniture?
XXX: I love to be on the floor. The computer is low.
YYYYYYYYY and low? Also on the floor?
xxx: in a small box
You have an active sex life, I look at it.

Pussy Riot got two years. They are lucky! Jesus was crucified in his time (provided that he existed) for hooliganism against faith and the state in general!

Yesterday in the park... We usually have horsemen standing near the children’s park, riding horses. Oleg and I walk along the stop, I hear behind the back of the COCANIE COCANIE, the horse rides. Well, I think, guys, oh... if, to go out at the stop, immediately cars, the animal shrink and into the crowd... I turn around, preparing to stumble the dumb rider, and I see... Following me, a vanilla girl chews with her heels... it was just so like a horse in the sound that I wasn’t alone looking around. Oleg roared completely dishonestly. The girl weighed 50 kilograms...This is how!! to

I remember, in the winter, we stand smoking on the stairs of communion. In the middle of the winter -20, the snow erases, at 23:50 and 10 blacks in our jackets, shorts and shorts play football, on the snow. Rostov-on-Don is the capital of the southern epic region.

[0:59:03] Olka: Oops!Did Sasha make your pepper?
Anya: Yes, he knows him
[0:59:58] Anya: Although, I think that the messages "I’ll still fuck you" he’s hinting to me something unobsessive

Morpheus: This is what
Morpheus: I’ve turned off the matrix at the laptop with the Neo hole today.

23:02: I probably got you for today.
23:2 Not yet, but you still have an hour.
23:4 And what will happen in an hour?
He(23:05): In an hour it will come tomorrow ))))))

Ataman is. The thought "I would beat her" = low self-esteem?

Def is yes. It is "I am happy"

XXX: I have an idea!
Clone yourself and change your gender.

Xxx: How can you tell about the length of my member? You have never seen him! Come to me tonight and I’ll show you it.
YYY: And I will come!
Xxx: Just remember if it’s not small you owe it to me!
Yyy: Okay... what do you want?
Xxx: Prepare me pimples.. struck pimples to eat.
Can I cook naked?
Xxx: No... you can take off the socks... preferably before entering the apartment!
Yyy: The idiot!

If the king judges the jokes, he is no longer smart enough to govern the kingdom.

We had a flight survey to discuss the report of the verifying company. Everyone gets nuts: whoever has more, whoever has less.

Decided to be promoted and the forty-year-old uncle, who came to us from the bodies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the position of head of the security department. At the table at the general, he delivered a flaming speech about the low qualification of the information department. He said that his subordinate hacked the company's email, put some file on the desktop and generally found a bunch of holes in the defense. About the fact that this talented employee is no other than a outgoer from the IT department, and the blessing on the hacking of the mail he received in advance from informants, the uncle silenced. But I was upset about the fact that the department could be abolished. I said a lot of unpleasant things.

The general asked to parish. The chief administrator, the KMS of the hand-fighting, stood up from his place, raised his uncle for the scarf and, despite resistance, carefully laid his face to the floor, breaking both hands. Upon completion of the operation, the administrator explained in the most correct manner that in this case the security department is in no way able to cope with its tasks due to its low qualification. He presented the lying body of his leader as evidence and advised to read his written report.

I don’t know how it will end, but something will happen.

“Either drink or drive,” says the social advertisement of GIBDD on the streets. In other words, a person without a car does not have a choice.