If you read the word "Interspinal" three times quickly, you can call a whisper.

Paphos with Narrative:
I was told everything! You are ugly! You fuck everything that moves. I believed you! And opened up! You just used me! Why? → ? to! to
You... you... you’re moving.

The promotion of a healthy lifestyle should be conducted in such a way that citizens are embarrassed to buy vodka and beer, rather than condoms and pads.

Here I was introduced to my parents.
yyy: ) and how?
XXX is OK. Maybe in a couple of weeks I will be home.
YYY: Do you know how this could end?
Journeys with parents.
xxx: not
YYY: I guess
XXX I take my passport.
YYY :D

XXX: I was asked here again if I didn’t want to postpone my vacation. Then I want to work on vacation. I couldn’t pick up a cultural analogue of the phrase "Take me away". I just said "no" Three times.

- We mix the cognac with the cola, there will be a cocktail "Idiot".
- Guess, this is not a cocktail "Idiot"! It means Hennessy XO, not the “Old Königsberg!”
Well, then we will have a cocktail "Full Imbecil"!

Risk people in their lives can chase not one guardian angel.

A beautiful rescue

Not my, but almost a legend. He conducted a comrade who served as an opera for no less than 20 years in a not the most prosperous area.
So, there were: the middle of the 90s, the night, the challenge to murder a man in his apartment and a couple of operas-Only What Is Pecky. They examined, interviewed sleepy neighbors, raised a bucho, in general, all according to the program, and decided that the mistress of the corpse was clearly involved in the case. The address was known. They went.
It turned out that the girl lives with a aunt who is native, and in the rest it is unclear: whether it is stinking, whether it smells, or whether it is just a fool from nature.
The ringing on the closed door.
The creature with the horn of Gorlum and the clothes of the mummy. It tries to either curse or simply send by a three-dimensional vector. Opera - Lecha (the little degraded elephant) and Gosha (the gnome in nature) inject a half-dirty hobbit into the apartment and begin to pursue the location of the niece. Aunt ticks one hand into the door, say, there, the other - sweeps them under the nose a bottle almost with acetone.
I prefer the door.
are entering.
They are shaking!!! to
In a tiny room on the bed is sleeping a girl, which they, apparently, in the most erotic dreams and dare not think. What is characteristic is that she sleeps without a blanket, but only in a few shorts. She embraces her pillow, her hair is placed in a dream... The nightmare so beautifully illuminates them. He smiles at something there.
Lecha shut down at the door, trying to shame the natural instincts, yet for 2 weeks only married. Gosha, since he was not yet married, stupidly smiled and moved to capture. He was attracted by Sissy. This is white, that is round.
He didn’t want anything like that...
Just wake up.
But he squeezed delicately precisely on the syski.

The next 20 minutes of the opera were not remembered.
When they woke up, the ambulances were all around. The awakening Lecha saw his partner put a strange hood on his neck and wipe out the flowing blood from his mouth. I realized I woke up early. He tried to disconnect, but he was returned – with clamps with peroxide in his nose. The last thing he remembered before all the events was the head of Gosha flying into his face.
Less than luck. A simple fracture of the nose and a shock of the brain. Gosha had a complicated fracture of the lower jaw and also a shock – he hit Leshin’s nose and forehead. The girl (already dressed) the doctors made a bandage on the broken heels.

It all ended safely. She was an MS in synchronous swimming. He is not involved in murder at all. The opera acknowledged its mistake and apologized. The girl also didn’t make any complaints – she just said – it was scary. He saw an unknown rod above him, and so he struck. And what was enough for the two at once... So I didn’t have time to see the second...

15 years have passed.
Gosha still wakes his wife by a phone call from the neighboring room.

Mr. Putin, the EU has introduced another package of sanctions. What will Russia do?
to wait.
What to expect, Mr Putin?
The cold...

to this:
____________
In order to find Lenin's square, the width of Lenin must be multiplied by the length of Lenin. But this is only the area of Lenin’s projection on the plane.
But how to find the surface area of the real Lenin, provided that it is a bit three-dimensional, and it cannot be turned?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Let us begin with the fact that the method of multiplying length by width" is incorrect by definition, because The projection on the plane will not be a rectangle.It is necessary to either take an integral or determine the projection area by the Monte Carlo method.
Accordingly, to determine the surface area of the real Lenin, it is necessary to calculate the integral on the surface. But with this method there will be problems with the conclusion of the equations of the curves describing this surface. In practice, it is better to use another method.
Lenin must be weighed. Then paint and weigh again. Knowing the standard of paint consumption per square meter. The surface area can be approximately determined.
Your K.O.

Reviews of the store. After a long and angry comment on the shortcomings of his work: "On the store website there is a link to the Yandex market. But it does not lead to all reviews, but only to 5/5. So I put this assessment, let everyone read".

Which of the Seven Dwarfs can you describe as your wife in bed?

But the dwarves are not seven, but thirteen: Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, Gloin, Balin, Dvalin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Philli, Kili and Turin Dubochit.

YYY: They don’t go with their gnomes into someone else’s book.

KWIer: and I play games every day... but, mostly, in one and more: stealth mission "How to go to work in the morning without waking up my wife and children".. and in hard mode: only one attempt, without the possibility of saving and downloading. and x)

I have linux.
Here to update.
YYY: I have to go ;)
XXX: Blind
xxx: opened and read the last message first
Xxx: I think, here are the boys, just to fuck :D
XXX: Then everything came to its place.
xxx: I thought: here are the programmers, they just want to fuck with Linux :P

Katerina: I got the sms today - welcome home)) here I think - where my phone was hanging all night

The summer. It is very hot in the park. I go with my girlfriend to the bar.
Give us water.
And you what?
This one, in the refrigerator.
A liter of? I cannot.
Why is?
The liter is mine.

And on the ovulation forum, they probably discuss how to put drivers under Linux.

As sanctions against America/Europe, legal entities should be allowed to disregard copyright in Western software products. (Private people don’t need it, they don’t even report it.)

here here :

Small (7 years old), on television in the retrospective saw Brezhnev V.I. The reaction shook: - Daddy! See also! The Rosemary!
==== is
V. and? Brejnev was called "Dear Leonid Ilyich!".

Injured at work hand - yes, scratch, but apparently the vessel will hit, because there is a lot of blood. While I was looking for peroxide, my hand was all in blood. I look and think "and the color is what a beautiful...". The joke was born by itself: I quietly approached the girl alone and... sharply sucked her bloody hand under her nose with the words:
I want this color of shoes!! to
Now sitting - "mycardic infarction, voot such a scarring"