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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68733
 20.08.2012
17 August, 15:05 The police received information about the preparing terrorist attack at the match "Anji" - "Zenit"
19 August, 14:22 Tagirbekov: "Anji" prepared something for the match with "Zenit"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68732
 20.08.2012
I cooked pork today. I decided to add lemon. It worked very cool. Potem was floating. I decided to try adding it there. Very unusual, but not bad. I liked it :)
Yyy: I cooked the chicken. I also added lemon. Also liked it.
The El Lemon. I also added lemon. The oxygen...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68731
 20.08.2012
Necro KOT: Do you eat the figure?
Necro KOT: always so pleasant to meet a person who is on a diet
Necro KOT: to get him hysterical - enough to eat a cake in his eyes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68730
 20.08.2012
Every day I become more and more convinced that the Holy Inquisition was abolished too early.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68729
 20.08.2012
Dr. Morph
All goes to the fact that at the 2014 Olympic Games the fire will be lit by a falling satellite.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68728
 20.08.2012
You can’t drink.
You can’t live)
In a month of my life, many would give a couple of years!! to
In two months of your life, many would have accumulated.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68727
 20.08.2012
The seller-consultant has never found what to answer the customer's question -"Say, and how do mirror cameras differ from matte cameras?"
And now I am in the stupa o_o

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68726
 20.08.2012
1: I destroyed everything. Do you know that, you’re a hooker?
No, I am a natural.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68725
 20.08.2012
Wife Asks Me To Throw Old Cocktails Into The Toilet, Pre-Broken To Avoid Getting Trapped
XXXX: At the moment when I broke the cottlets into small pieces and threw them into the toilet, I came across the thought that I was feeding ichthyandra.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68724
 20.08.2012
<Kathy> Rothschild
<Katy> Do not shoot :D
<Rome> I am not
<Rome> is out
<Working> is it going to happen?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68723
 20.08.2012
From the forum:
Someone came from the city, well in the forest to me, for mushrooms. Well, I showed them where, picked up the blanks, reds, and so on. Well, there was a conversation about landfills and radio parts, and then they decided to take me to their landfills. They brought me, dear mom.. what is going on there, my eyes were running out, all kinds of electronics, all kinds of... In general, how did they take me out of there, as soon as they did not persuade me to get into the car and leave)) at 2-3 hours I was there, however, until it was dark, I hit them all the car with payments and other shit. They did not come for the mushrooms anymore.

[ + 21 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68722
 20.08.2012
Hainov: That thought came to my mind.
They sang a song in a place that was not a temple, but decorated under it. They were declared blasphemous and imprisoned for two years.
Although religions are all equal and all have nothing to do with the state (according to the constitution).
The question.
In our village there is a strange old man who prays to all spirits, tries to stop the wind with his hands, and so on.
In the woods he has equipped a lawn, where some idols are digged into the ground, carved out of bars, some clothes are hanged on the trees, some symbols are laid out of the stones.
The old man considers this place sacred.
If you come to this lawn, scratch your feet and sing a song, will you also be planted for 2 years? I think hardly. Even if an old man writes a statement to the police about the profanation of a sacred place, he will probably just be sent away.
What is the difference between a place that looks like a temple and an old man’s lawn? Formally they are absolutely equal.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №68721
 20.08.2012
Ashes: It's nonsense, here I, when I was a kid, faithfully believed in my own fiction that deep under the sludge of the sludge live water gnomes
Ashes: and in the morning with them you must definitely share toothpaste, and how hot they are with unclean teeth.
Ashes: and since the teeth often had to be brushed in the company of a shaving dad (the rough nineties, one bath for all), and transfitting the paste is somehow not a comilfo, I masterfully depicted that I was scratching it, and I didn't take it away intentionally at all.
Ashes: so they lived, daddy - in full confidence that I am a blind man, I am - that I save water dwarfs from caries

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68720
 20.08.2012
Only in Russia road drivers know how to improve the quality of the road canvas not only by imposing a new layer, but also by cutting the old one!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68719
 20.08.2012
Hi, how are you doing?
by Ti Ho N Ku
Q: What about the slides?
You are here. how are you?
I am developing normally

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68718
 20.08.2012
They discussed how to meet girls in urban conditions.
Liz: No, look at you a girl is going to meet, and equal to you the girl turns sharply headed with you in one direction, your actions?
I will say that there are no small things.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №68717
 20.08.2012
The neighbors at the top had their repairs, this morning they drank something :((
You guys, there are officials here.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68716
 20.08.2012
Fahrenheit: Knowledge of English is sometimes harmful. Cobain sings "Rape me, my friend"
Vlad: That’s why you should believe in the friendship between a man and a woman.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68715
 20.08.2012
There is no justice! Wifi a point. Everything works perfectly everywhere, even on the roof (through two floors). But! There is a dead area in the toilet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68714
 20.08.2012
I stayed at one of the Black Sea sanatoriums. The Lunch. At the next table sits such a large grandmother and cries to her granddaughter, who is wearing the territory behind the cat, say, go here, it is time. When the main arguments did not give anything, the control "I will send you to Moscow... since Russia" went on. The girl landed immediately.

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