Why not call a fool a fool if he is a fool?

According to women, a gentleman is a man who, in the case of a divorce, allows himself to get rid of.

Early in the morning, a stranger calls me and asks:
Hello, where have I been?
I answer courteously:
The 17th Intergalactic Jedi Council.
The Lost Voice (Lost Voice)
I am sorry for the milk, please.
Then he adds:
May the strength come with you.
He puts the phone.

The Taxi Manager:
- Twenty-third, can you take a person in a hurry to the airport?
Yes, I can take it, I have three places left.
He is afraid to be late, leaving at 17.00. He asks: Will you succeed?
I assure him that he will be able to get on this flight.
- Twenty-three, well how can you guarantee it with such traffic jams on the road!
I am the pilot of this plane.

Sometimes, you drop the channels and, hop, house 2!
You quickly move on, but still, for a couple of seconds, the feeling that you have come into bleeding.

Comments under photo a la sexual teacher

Teach me the bad!
WOW: Let me take your integral, it’s so big and uncertain!
Zzz: Do you have natural logarithms?

XXX: I will explain it on my fingers. Here, the winds are forks, and the linux is a penguin. And will a self-respecting penguin perform commands for the fortress? No, the penguin is a proud bird, you don’t fly, you don’t fly... it’s not about that. In short, wine comes to help. A drunk penguin is a different thing.
XXX is here.

I was dealing with him somewhat...
I almost finished it and here it is...
... wrote "do you like it?"
The whole orgasm

Brumgild is like "comfort" or "transport"

XXX: How painful to read all these complaints on the heat. It feels like only on the Ural October decided to come a little earlier.
YYY: Well, even if we visited the sea, we saw the sun
xxx: I was offered a trip to the north, to the area of the polar circle, to help the oil workers. Looking at the weather, it will be like a second vacation. I have to go, I have to go.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to the north. in the heat)

Commenting on the news: “The police uncovered a multi-million-dollar affair with 4,000 medical cards of patients,” poor investigators...have been decoding the medical manuscript for five years now.

Lionel Messi is being tried in Spain for failing to pay 4 million euros in taxes, it is time for him to go to Russia for citizenship, especially the next world championship in Russia, it is where we need more than Jora Depardieu, Leonid Masov will be a player of the Russian national team...

Asked by?
Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
Let me explain an anecdote:
Believers: Lord, say, is it true that sex without love is a sin?
God: So why are you attached to this sex? Anything without love is sin.
Apparently the above-mentioned daddy really loves his... khm... narrowed. The workers have no work.

And still... From all that could, in the film "The Hobbit there and back. The wilderness of Smaug", I was most stressed by the fact that the elves are snoring.

To be honest, I am shocked that so many people consider beating to be the norm.
My parents never beat me. Growing up as a normal person, without false modesty, parents have something to be proud of.
I raise my son. Yes, sometimes I want to crack, but I understand that it is my powerlessness or inability to explain it intelligently. You must educate yourself, not your children.

Yesterday I went to a jewelry store to buy a gift for my wife. I bought. On the cheque is written - LLC "Cortez"
Thyl: Are the robbed butts still sold out?

How well things go in the company, you can understand by the availability and quality of toilet paper in the variety)

But let’s ask, is there someone who wasn’t beaten as a child?! to
No headscarves, no belts, no ears to pull!? to

I have at least two such friends from different cities. When she told me about this part of her childhood, both of them looked at me with shaken eyes:
How is? Are you beaten? Is it your mother?!! was?? It cannot be!!! to
By the way, they grew up unshaken, helped parents, learned well.
So it happens differently.

There were many posts about the punishment of children... About the necklaces, the belt, the ear to take off...
Do you want to hunt or raise a child? Body punishment was widely used in the past.
As a father of two children, I know: you will say three times - don't lie down, you get dirty, no, it will still work out, it will get dirty, and then you'll stand with your eyes. Hunting to crack - ruined clothes.
Two things I want to say:
1) Do not peel children then, at home, they will not put anything in their heads. If you need to crack it immediately, but sometimes it really needs to.
Nothing educates as much as responsibility. transported things dirt - ahead with soap to wash and wash. I smoked – correct it. Very effective, take notes and punish children less often.
Be happy and give happiness to your children.

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Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
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Because the carpenter wrote from the heart, and the repairers pay for every repair.