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About myself
I am a man of difficult fate and easy behavior.
He was born on March 29, 1985, in secret from his parents.
by the horoscope.
I am not very well acquainted with music, my favorite singer is Lenin.
My hobby is strabismus.
In a past life, he was the favorite horse of his beloved horse.
I believe in death after life, in love after sex, and in cream after shaving.
My favorite activity is to play snow clothes.
For five years he worked at the Chaykovsky Conservatory, laying a chair in the saxophone class.
Formation: formed by the merger of the egg with the sperm.
I regularly do two things: sleep with Angelina Jolie and lie.
I only wear clothes in expensive grocery stores.
He pumped his muscles from the Internet and in his childhood fell from a tree and damaged his skin.
But I am a white crown among the dark horses.
And relationships with women do not fit into a suitcase.
My favorite food is mezim.
I am still fascinated by the work of Nikolai Gumilev and I know about 80 rhythms for the word Anton.
My favorite movie is the clip of Dima Bilan "On the Shore of the Sky".
Text written 22 April 2011 at 16:20
About 3 years on the website
It is urgent! Remove a good man from the army. Healthy (who has any acquaintances? Write to.
You can make it completely unhealthy) acquaintances are)))
c of Habr.
xxx or win + d
yyy: The boss will suspect something if you always look at the empty desk.
zzz: In that case, just tell the boss that you are under the mushrooms. This innocent trick will help to avoid unnecessary suspicions.
I made a website to clients on the subject of selling and breeding Chihuahua, and I received a letter from them:
by Alexei,
and gt;
> 1) The animation is fine
> 2) With genitals too is normal
3) There’s another question (forgot to say yesterday): When we look at photos of dogs in Our Dogs, it’s unclear how to go out.
Usually everyone has a cross in the photo, but we don’t have anything. I press the cross on the page, and I leave the internet entirely.
> Can I do something for people like me?
@malivnik
My old world has collapsed. I will never be able to be as I was before. I heard the cover of Hope Kadysheva on the song of Tsoy "Peremen".
Here comes to me a man invisible.
Here is...
What here?
and lamp.
I see the light, and what?
It does not work.
Am I here?
Are you a mechanic?
The machinery...
and VOOT. Take your lamp and give me my money back!
“Shu... Khm... Sorry, but on what basis?
You are a mechanic...
And what?
How what? Everything is sold in the car...
On which side am I?
I bought a lamp. On my question about the guarantee, the seller replied that it works under the license of the Moscow Metro, and if the goods are of poor quality, then within 2 weeks it can be returned and the money can be obtained by contacting any train engineer on the line where the goods were purchased.
- O_O facepalm
A colleague's little son burns, asks him:
Does it also help half-lived people?
What, what is what?
The half-lived type of our grandmother?
An elderly thing?
I say, half alive.
Eugen Khv
90% of lazy men think they have a beard
yyy: 90% of lazy women believe that the main thing is the inner world of a man))
I am a coalco!!!! to
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Omnomnom eucalyptus
Your figure is... accurate! ............
Oh yeah! The night at night ?
c) CrazyTosser
xxx: While I was writing I was bored, iphone diligently corrected this word on "sex"
Apple knows what it needs.
The new word in science is often unprinted.
There is an Orthodox University in Moscow, told his former student. All conflicts between the students there were resolved by the established phrase - "God will forgive!" until Bora appeared. In order not to be accused of anti-Semitism or Zionism, I report politically correctly that he was a representative of a very ancient nation. When Bora was especially offended, he breathed and said, “God will forgive. I will record it!”
Since then, this wording has been used...
After graduating from medical school, I began to be afraid of doctors, especially my fellow students.
Discussion of History
Sorry to meet me.
If a barrel named Eva Brown had properly mastered the art of mining, Hitler would have a profound fancy for Jews, tanks, the Red Square, the war for world domination and other boring things.
by Anonymous
Napoleon was far from a barrel, but he was deceived by world domination.
Sorry to meet me.
What for a German is a mind-blowing, mind-blowing, perverted and shameful and all-out fireworks of sex, then for a Frenchman is a quick, routine interruption before breakfast.
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Review - "The Queen and the Hunter"
Stewart plays a body for 30 minutes. This is her best role, honestly, she plays great!! to
c) Veoral
Egg comes to chat.
Oleg: Egor – an apple like a tomato
Ivan comes to chat.
Oleg: Ivan - an eagle, like a bacon
Sergey comes to chat.
Oleg: Sergey is a fucking gay
Irina comes to chat.
Irina - the fucking cattle
In the chat comes Thy57ER (?fg77
Fuck, I’m tired here.
Writing by a philologist:
I read your "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". Interesting, of course, but not Balzac, not Balzac...
From Contact:
I went to him and thought we were hot. He has a siege. I think shit. We’ve been married for 4 years and we’ve got the same amount of time. Everything happened unexpectedly.
Dialogue with Mom:
My daughter, you were in your dream today.
Amy and Sorry.
–...
What did she say at least?
She cried out: "See how you got it! It doesn’t ring, it’s ringing!!" and