I will leave you.
Okay well. Do not forget to feed the worms.
What kind of worms? O_O
The tombs.

Oleg took oxana to the river
And there he fed her.
Animals have not eaten before.
Such a thick shell.

I am a vegetarian. I only smoke grass. Smoking meat is not normal.

Comment on the news portal to the message about the fall of VK servers:
"Americans are offended by the SS. network " in Contact" for the fact that there are no intelligence they need and the server crashed. and "

Within the 150-pound Tania lives Angelina Jolie. And inside Angelina Jolie, Tanya doesn’t live because she doesn’t fit.

VVovancheg: If you sit and compress the anus for 20-30 seconds, the stand will fall.
Wipechaos: It was about stopping in the subway. I tried to squeeze the anus, got a puddle. As always, I got something.
VVovancheg: M.B. Should I cut my own?

Then and only then, when the sales judge and sergeant will know that his indignant citizens can at the nearest corner send to the ancestors for the combined merits, then only will it be possible to do without guards for the guards.
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What are the guarantees that this will be done by honest citizens and not by friends of a justly sentenced criminal? Well, what in this ideal society will prevent the gangs from thus interrupting or intimidating all the unhanded representatives of power? Theorists, the fucking, the homeless. Write a book. How to build an ideal society without resorting to logic or happiness for all for nothing and so that no one leaves it.

There was a serious accident on the waterway, only by two o’clock at night they broke up. I decided to walk home to sleep stronger, better nearby. The time is half-third, exhausted physically and emotionally and here is the UFO! It is real! Flying, shining, her mother, her plate flew through the sky.
by GM!
In general, guys chasing the glowing frisby in the dark night, I almost sat down!

The headphone rings, complains about the absence of the internet, I ask what is on the screen?
The answer is: Egor!
I connect, I see, and really Egor, more precisely Eghor - he is Error!

discussion of the topic "Mizulina proposes to ban higher education for children"
The eleventh class will have a new problem. So that the PDR on the dates of the EGE does not fall...

Sisadmin hipsters celebrate the day of the extra-system administrator.

xxx >>> scratches with their scratched left-hand movement!... This is what I play in Euro Track Simulator, if interesting - took the route from the Netherlands to Britain... the need to drive on the other side of the brains and constantly when turning I forget and turn to the meeting :-)
yyy >>> yeah, you haven’t been sitting on the second floor of the bus above the driver. When you meet on a narrow street without lowering the speed on you carries the same two-storey. And at the same time the steering wheel turns in the pocket to the left, not to the right, as you expected, and that hernia flying to meet you flies twenty centimeters away from you. That’s when you think, the scratched British with their scratched left-hand movement!
YYY >>> YYYYY With bricks from such manoeuvres, foreigners help the Britons to restore ancient monuments.

To compare his mother, a steroid manipulator, and the mother of his friends, a grown-up child does not need to have seven paws in the forehead. If he cannot or does not want to do that, then there is a way for him. Every manipulator finds his victims, and every victim finds his manipulator.

I am stupid, I suppose. For a very long time I had no idea that other children were not beaten like me. After all, in our family this is normal and we don’t talk about it with everyone in a row. Well, beat the child with a stick to swollen blues, what to say? It is my fault, there is nothing to complain about. Others probably beat, but they don’t complain! So I shouldn’t either.
When I found out, I didn’t believe it for a long time. How are they not beating? What, at all? She is lying. Surely they also rub and belt, and a towel, and just on the face... Just don’t say, shame, she got for something, and she’s silent! Everyone is beaten, how can children be raised without "beating out all the foolishness"?

The Cake
The Cake
The Cake
The Cake
The cake (!!!)
And that’s in seven minutes of correspondence with a confectioner with 13 years of experience! What shit does she read the recipes that for such a time did not remember the word "cake"?

This is:
Maelinhon: Started lying to a laptop, for no apparent reason (he was 2 years old). I found his papers, of course. The warranty just expired, literally a month ago.
I sincerely wish all the manufacturers of equipment that put on the self-destruction mechanism for the sake of buying a new barrel that their bodies begin to rot alive immediately upon reaching retirement age.

Not strong in technique, but when my notebook started to brake (after working for about 2 years), took it for cleaning and replacing the thermopasta, helped.

Do you believe in aliens?
I only believe what I see! And God of course!

The easiest thing with old age is to meet it with dignity. No need to drive anymore.

I drove on the big, I saw that you can cross the prospectus. But only if it is very fast. I think the insulting word “fool!” At least a dozen drivers were arrested. I join them with sadness. Especially because I had a large package from the conference on my shoulder. As the opening showed, paper. At the last few meters, his pen broke, and the bag fell between my right knee and the steering wheel. The knee went up. Those who remember physics already laugh.

The wheel turned and I flew like a bird. Looking around the surroundings, I understood where my flight would end – by a shuttle to the Union Press kiosk. Glass is unpleasant. I bended, saving my head, managed to get her into the window. I shaken my eyes, experiencing what happened. Inside the kiosk is a girl, cute, scared, nose to nose. Without removing my knockout from the kiosk, I whispered the most stupid phrase of my life: “Sorry, you don’t have the Truth newspaper?”

I still don’t know what fucking shit I’ve been doing. But it turned out to be the most correct phrase in my life - the girl started to sneeze, and we met :)

What is growth in Russia?
This is when Ivan Ivanovich Popkin 20 years ago lived in an apartment for $5,000, and now lives in an apartment for $20,000! But he didn’t move anywhere out of his chest :)

During this time, our broadcast made 219 people happy!How from 219 people you can make pairs, this is an untold number!
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Who says every couple is happy? and ;)