Lisnake: What are you doing all day?
When the weather is cold on the street, I sit behind a compass.
When is it cool?
Igorok: and when the weather is cool - I sit behind the comp and close the curtains so that there are no flashes on the monitor
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The Crazy Jack
Fuck, I watched my TV. Now they see that in every cave a maniac, a murderer, a pedophile, a gangster, Saakashvili and aliens.

A woman at work gave...

"When I was brought to give birth in the 85th, there was an inscription on the wall of the maternity house:
"Pregnancy - the normal state of the Soviet woman"

The Right Hand invites you to join the Dating group for intimate.

There are two kinds of things to lose - and more.
by Yuri Tatarkin

In one NII of a closed town made some cleverly turned aggregate.
Complex and large. Well, scientists needed a few kilograms of niobium. This is
Metal is like that. The good. It was very expensive at that time.
accordingly. Well, Soviet science ahead of the entire planet, so not
The wisdom is wicked, our scientists have written for themselves this very niobi. What
to smaller? Let’s get more.
Making, therefore, our scientists aggregate, and suppliers are looking for where
Take the niobium. Closed to scratch. But being lazy. and what? Salary for a leaseholder
The miner is like that. I am silent about suppliers. In general, not
settled on time.

Scientists are angry. Niobium is needed. But what to do? The aggregate must also be handed over.
They scratched their wise heads, and swallowed the substitute.
The nicely detail. A little worse, but it works. In other words, aggregate
The project was closed, the niobium was forgotten. But the supply machinery is already dismantled! and
Then comes the package. With niobium, ah.

Scientists scratched their heads again. Put a bunch of metal on the side.
Something will be useful for.

Do you remember those times? As a scientist, and not only, he loved
to rest? A tent, fire, covering under the guitar. Here is a look at one
Such a fighter fell on the metal untouched. He cried a call.
People got their melting plants, laser cuts and so on.
A modern (for the time being) battle. And they wrapped up.
The cat. From Niobium. Such a good cat.

How long did we go on a journey with this miracle of engineering thought, but
A delegation from Japan arrived. The Japanese walk and watch.
The heads swallow. Something in the notebooks is written, but the lips curl. And our people
I decided to take them out of town. for a picnic. Locked the ear on the fire. and here
The Japanese are sitting down. Here is one st. Learn to. The employee stands up and says:
“But now, my dear Japanese friends, look at the magic!” is enough
The cottage in which it was cooked. He is so dirty, so buried.
He clicks on him with his finger. The hurry. All the dirt has gone off, and
The cottage was the cleanest before the amazed Japanese. “Here are my friends,
The Japanese say. Learn to. A cowboy from Niobium! Such our
The Soviet industry produces.”

The end of this story will be short: in six months the director of the NII comes with
Order of Japan. and ah. 500 cups of niobium.

One day, a hunter of donkeys addressed Hodge Nasreddin:

“O wise man, explain me one thing, otherwise I will go crazy. gave me
I took ten donkeys to race to another city, and I went on my way. before
I counted them, they were 10. I sat on the donkey and we went. by
On the way, I decided to count the donkeys again, and, to my horror, they became
and nine. Then I decided to make a rush, rushed, and re-calculated my
The flocks were again ten. With relief, I came back on the road, but
When I decided to count the donkeys again, they were nine again! And so each
Once and all the way, there are always nine on the road and ten on the sidewalk. Look at yourself, o
In the middle, and tell me, how many donkeys do you see here?

and eleven.

XXX: I’m wondering what to do...
WOW: So is it?
XXX: What to do
Put the shirt on your head and put it on.
There will be a helicopter

The city of Voronezh is very interesting for its architectural discoveries, so to speak. One of them is the monument to Pushkin. Why then Pushkin was cut in the testicles, and in sight he resembles Kirkorov with a terrible body, but most pleases the fountain: such a huge stone (a very remarkable huge stone), on the iron column, when the fountain works, the stone looks nice, and the stand is not visible (the stone, it seems, lies on the water), but because. often the fountain does not work, it is just a stone on a rod, and in this regard a very interesting proverb has emerged "Sit on the bench, at the straw on the rod".

Friends screaming about the trolls. Here I am, for example, a broken gamer.I almost all free from study, work, personal life time I spend for games) and I do not suffer from this))) I in the opinion of others perfectly erudited, in conversational speech I am competent, the session passed on perfectly all, I work in the state structure. The design bureau. The matter is, friends are not in the Games, the matter is in the fools) there will be no games fools will be drug addicts, bombs, beggars) they will do everything only to not work) Games do not cause cruelty) millions of gamers and only a couple of episodes after which the fools already inclined to violence began to shoot all in a row) Games vice versa develop) I, for example, played in the Assasin creed and for the sake of interest studied the order of the times of the first Crusade and along with them and other Catholic and Muslim orders and religious currents) And in my personal life everything is perfect) Games are not evil)

Status of a friend in contact: "I love my group, only she is able to walk not only exams, but the issuance of diplomas and graduation!=)"

Courteney Cox (02:44:50 28/06/2009)
Which letter is between O and D

Courteney Cox (02:45:00 28/06/2009)
I am her fucker.

Sourteney Cox (02:45:04 28/06/2009)
clearly ))

xxx: we lived in a rental apartment, went for a bath, lazy to stand in the bathroom, to the bathroom, too tired, I look at the stand hanging a plastic bench...
In general, I turned it to the bottom of the seats, it doesn't break, the weight holds, well, all cool, cushioned for 15 minutes...
I sit relaxed and out of the soul like the air with the grooooooooooooom, the water, the air.... (and the cold water ceased to flow) but my heart probably went to the first floor...
I was frightened until my legs jumped, all the weight of course on the bench, then it breaks and I try to get up and the boiling water that is poured out of the soul to turn off, the body floor burned...
I can’t get up to swim!!! A crack cracks his ass))))))))))) scuco until he broke out of his arms of his legs on burned and only then realized how lucky I was!!!!!!!!!!! What if the eggs failed in this crack?))))))))

Michael Jackson is dead. He was strange, but talented. Sadly him. Sergey is alive. He is very strange and untalented and he is not sorry, but let him live long. When people die, it’s always bad.c) V. Soloviev

How does it come out that no one who does not ask - no one shakes... But everyone knows how it is done!!! to

by Mr. I slipped on a wet linoleum and immediately submitted the candidate for the masters of sports in multi-fighting, gymnastics and figure skating with the overcoming of obstacles in the form of a table, chairs, cat and dog.

A girl in bed:
So, let’s try it in the pop?
On whom will we try?

The child was scratched in the hand with a iodine pencil. My daughter asked to write "Ira + mom = love"
She wrote.
Then came a little girl (4 years old).
And me too! And write me...
and well. What to write?
dictated
Olya...
I wrote what next.
and plus...
Well, now that we are writing...
He has long thought...
Plus ten...

The Wolf:
The name "marine rabbit" was given to this foil by Russian beastfighters because of its frightening habits.
IMHO scary habits are observed in all the animals that see Russian beasts.

yyy: then it could be called a marine reference

XXX: Recently was in Chernobyl, well on a tour!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! There is still radiation there!!!! to
xxx: 0_o_o