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[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34418
 12.08.2010
About the "extinction" of the fire by Putin

“We just discussed yesterday the much increased likelihood of a stressful situation when you come to the gynecologist, and there Putin,” maxlee jokes.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34417
 12.08.2010
I’m sitting at home, where’s my wife??? It seemed like I was here 15 minutes ago... I went, looked around the house... no... Even how I was worried... And then I thought: maybe it’s better?

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34416
 12.08.2010
Go to a company that is engaged in air conditioning and ventilation and find there red as cancer employees and nicotine condors in the office XD

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34415
 12.08.2010
The sinner: I am in shock. If I ask for a kilogram of sausages at 218p per kilogram... how, fucking, could I count them at 180p? = o o t. The price per kilogram is no longer the price per kilogram. And all the mathematics I’ve taught before is foolish? % of
They show the weight - 1010g, the price hits - 218p, the total - 183p. And most importantly, zero questions in general - two sellers with calm faces pierce me this in the box, and I am standing like a fool, trying to get the brain back into the head, or from the ears useful...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34414
 12.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck, I am not a girl.

WOW :
What is? = D

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The girls are sitting behind the comp and cheering enthusiastically on the photo of some painted Japanese. And he has such a hairstyle - his hair from the back of the neck is chested forward.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I approach, therefore, I look at him, I breathe and say: "To the fan he clearly stood with his back, it is noticeable!"

WOW :
XDDD

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34413
 12.08.2010
MarWell: British school boy became a father at 13 years old
Max Art for [MarWell]: British scientists will grow

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34412
 12.08.2010
"Admins said they can't route to the server and they don't have the necessary tool.
- Let them get at the warehouse traceroute, ping and telnet!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34411
 12.08.2010
XXX(21:13): I will think...
XXX(21:14): I think...
XXX(21:45): I thought
XXX(21:45): Okay

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34410
 12.08.2010
Working in a pharmacy:
A guy went in, bought condoms, complained about the price, and went away with a fun song from Mario.
Following the footsteps of the great plumber to clean the pipes.

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34409
 12.08.2010
[2:10:21] GaRNeTT: TUDEAL> see. tears will shrink)) I will briefly explain... Baba wants to be swallowed by a vampire - the vampire doesn't want to swallow the mum, but for that she wants to swallow a swallow, and she doesn't want to be swallowed by a swallow)
[2:11:03] TUDEAL: GaRNeTT> Ahahaha so let the vampire blow the turn and everyone will be happy xDDD

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №34408
 12.08.2010
XHH: Yesterday in the net was looking for a remedy for diarrhea. The reference of popular methods smiled), where, among other things, it was written at the very end: ".... attach a toilet to your ass!"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34407
 12.08.2010
XXX is
> I’ve had such a horror here once
M is?

YYYY
I lie down, I lie down. Then the cat approaches, leanes to my face and says, “Well, you and the dude.”

YYYY
When I woke up, I almost woke up.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34406
 12.08.2010
What is "Our" in English?
and Pu Teens.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №34405
 12.08.2010
For a long time, he broke his head through the wall – and found himself on the street.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №34404
 12.08.2010
A friend recently returned to Moscow and told the story:
I am nervous on the plane. Thank God they flew.
The flight was delayed for four hours.
Passengers only talk about the smog and fires in Moscow, will Domodedovo.
Yes, and on the way nervous tremors: then stick, we enter the turbulence zone, then do not walk around the salon...
The rumors about the plane spread quickly and soon everyone learned that a young woman with two children was crying: a monthly baby, and a two-year-old girl. She discovered that while she was on the airport in the baby’s toilet, she left a wallet with her mobile phone and all the money on the washing machine. She was from Domodedov to go to the railway station, and there to Kazan, and on the train she was already late, neither for a ticket, nor for food nor a penny. In Moscow we could...
But the world is not without good people: the stewardess offered to go into the cabin and call someone, but no one was to call: at home in Kazan, one grandmother with high pressure. A woman proposed to bring her.
The Kazan station. We put baseball around and started collecting money... But here is an announcement: Dear passengers, according to the weather in the city of Moscow, our aircraft will land at the airport of the city of Kazan.
Although many were upset, some even applauded, and in any case everyone looked at the absolutely happy person with pleasure.

Luckily for those who need the most.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34403
 12.08.2010
The most popular program on TV is “What? Where is? When is?Six intelligent, intellectually developed, educated men in expensive costumes are sitting and trying to print off six thousand rubles from a pensioner from Ufa.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34402
 12.08.2010
XXX: I thought about it. Here you remember our thirty-degree frosts, and how we roasted from the pandos, when they in the states of AH 4 cm of snow fell out and woke up! Movement closes, schools shut down
YYY: Yes, we had a minus 35. And what?
xxx: well, and we cry like hot, after such a summer we will be cool in hell, etc.
xxx: that’s you throw over us like black people in Zimbabwe rjute)))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34401
 12.08.2010
Swem: We have a new sign of stumbling at work!
Adolf: What is it?? to
We have a new accountant.
Swem: Do you know how she writes the first letters?
Swem: Includes a caps lock, writes one letter, turns off a caps))
Adolf is a phenomenon!
Broke her capsules!! to hang?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34400
 12.08.2010
Listened to the universe.
111: - Fuck, who said this shit all you can leave comments on the photos on the site? Show me that idiot!!! to
222: Why do you scream as if you are being circumcised?
No, Nihua did not happen. Vasya fool was sitting in my coma, I did not get out of the account on the site, a fool, he, skina, took advantage of it. Do you remember Lizka and the 2nd group, that the horse riding was doing and all about it dribbled?
222 – Well
So he under her photo, where she was on a horse wrote: "The Nepolite is correct to place photos with two characters, it is not clear who is where. In general, I believe that animals should be banned from accessing dating sites". Animal, milla... Now her whole group doesn’t talk to me.
It’s not that’s why they don’t talk to you. Not just for that reason. Have you looked at your personal data for a long time? So you have a signature under the photo, where you are with someone three at the fire, "before sex", and you want to meet a guy to create a family :)
What kind of couple does he have now, can you tell me?

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34399
 12.08.2010
From the forum:
People help me. My wife is a fool. Anyone else has faced such a problem. Am I the only one. Is there any literature on this topic?

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