>> You have been borrowed, you marketers. Why can’t I mentally link the words “these” and “days” without associations with pads?

Maybe it’s because you’re watching advertisements.

The Friday. The evening. I sit behind the computer and watch youtubes. A friend calls. He asks with a quick speech, “Where do you make any plans?”
Flegmatically I answer: “I sit at work. I rest. I’m going home to work.”
After a long pause, I realized that a friend had a cognitive dissonance.

This is:

I knew one family... cooked there from natural products, yes. No chemical bulbs. A potato from the mother-in-law, a chicken from the mother-in-law... but this, sorry, tasteless nonsense could only be made with a great hunger. That simple daily meals, that festive snacks... nothing, still live. Who is used to.

You can cook good or bad from any product.

Maelinhon: Started lying to a laptop, for no apparent reason (he was 2 years old). I found his papers, of course. The warranty just expired, literally a month ago.
I sincerely wish all the manufacturers of equipment that put on the self-destruction mechanism for the sake of buying a new barrel that their bodies begin to rot alive immediately upon reaching retirement age.

It is expected that the development of the tablet on iOS worth 114.4 million rubles has already been completed, and the device will be presented to the chairman of the board of GAZPROM after August 20. In fact, Miller’s tablet is an iPad with Wi-Fi and 3G module and, apparently, the maximum amount of memory. Its incredibly high cost is due not to the appearance (there will be no platinum body or diamonds here), but specialized software with a high degree of protection.

xxx: And already in September Miller will be the usual miser with last year's iPad =)

In ancient times, they fought to earn money; now, to save the wrecked.
@Konaarm

As a cameraman, Pushkin frequently visited high-ranking individuals, who continued to look at every outstanding talent, both literary and artistic, as something joking and tried to extract from such a talent as much as possible for themselves.
Pushkin was threatened by this attitude toward the artist, and he protested with the help of subtle, sarcastic expromts.
Having appeared once to a high-ranking person, Pushkin found him rolling on the couch and screaming from boredom. At the entrance of the poet, of course, the great man did not think of changing poses, and when Pushkin, having passed what was necessary, wanted to go away, he was ordered to pronounce a joke expromt.
“Children on the floor – the clever man on the couch,” Pushkin said through his teeth.
“Well, what a clever thing,” said the person, “you are on the floor, smart on the couch. I can’t understand...I expected more from you.
Pushkin was silent. An important person, repeating the phrase and moving the slides, finally came to this result: the child was half-smart on the couch, after which, of course, immediately and with indignation released Pushkin.

Climbing on foot to the 16th floor, the carrier Nikolai picked up 100 synonyms for the phrase "bad lifts".

– Sure Weaver isn’t that old, I’d beat her!
She swallows whoever she wants.

Gramsci, squeeze with saliva ))))))))))
My grandmother sent me a SMS:
"There was no light, I found the door" :D

I wanted to subscribe to information about the arrival of a flight to Domodedovo. On their own website. Fill the form. Airline code U6, flight 3840, date 23.07. Answer: The request is inaccurate. Select: U6 3840 21.07. Is it really me? Much more accurate too. The flight yesterday.

Jokes in Russian style
We meet in Ireland.
For example, a car driver
He asks the passenger where
Road to Dublin. "U-U-U
He thinks, he answers,
I would not have started in your place.
from here"

What is the point, if the director of the funeral agency suddenly approaches and invites to go with him, say, the colleague has prepared an elegant gift for me, working as an aitišnik?

Mary: Watch the cave at three o’clock at night, I’m scared that there’s a butterfly! Get up and go, you naive slave!! to

This is treated, girls, pills are called "Pizduelin". Take as symptoms appear. Helps fill gaps in education, gives additional grounds for developing restraint and respect for the partner. All of you BOBRA!

Parents of Manipulators

I have a micro-infarct and I have a micro-infarct. The heart is burning! I just feel the fibers cracking!"
We have bricks. We kill our mother with our brutal behavior.

Find a good cardiologist. My sister was lucky. Then it tells: "Cardiology on the 4th floor. The doctor is very nice. Quiet as a drown. Mom impulsively tells how the daughters bring her to a heart attack, how it burns in the chest and everything is bad. The doctor cried and listened carefully. When the flow is exhausted, he asks:
How did you get upstairs, on foot or in the elevator?
Go on foot!! You can’t get in the elevator!! to
How many times have you stopped?
I did not stop.
It is."
It came to my mom only when my sister slowly slipped from her chair, holding her stomach.
There were no more heart attacks.

Thank you Doctor!

The commentary:
>> The future husband was undergoing a medical commission... in the military department. The ophthalmologist... discovered that his right eye could hardly see... and said:
- Oh... so you have just a flat foot here... Then we write "Goden".

As a result, an engineer with a red diploma was first appointed... no, not for a compass, but for the position of a mortar battery telephonist. And when it turned out that he was wickedly gracing, he was transferred to... (happiness hold, I remind you - the right eye does not see) to the position... a propeller of the mortar installation!

The future husband. blind to the right eye. The flatfoot. He grumbled godlessly. The love of evil.
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Envy is a bad feeling ;)

When I begin to burden my wife with her problems (for example, at work), she responds after listening to me: “Just don’t get rid of me and fuck me.”
All good and understanding women.

I read about the beneficial properties of chickpeas. Okay, it is mentioned in the works of Avicenna and Theophrastus, but when it came across the "Avicenna appointed"...
Maybe a mistake? A, no, then again Avicenna "designated"...
It may hint to the author that Ali Abu Ibn Sina is... A man?? to

Everyone with Khloosrachi is going to Khnoy from the resource! And the paid propagandists are the worst!
Russians - fuck off the Ukrainians, let them live as they want.
Ukrainians - do not write on the Russian resource your political mute, we have enough.
There are plenty of forums and fight and fight with your friends there even before the blue.

The men who will write about this here will fall away. Women grow up the opposite. Because not Hanoi.

This is:
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Marie: I’m evil by myself, and he has a favorite question "Zay, do you have PMS?"
Marie: Yes, damn, I have 1.5 weeks before the MS, then a week after the MS, and then another 1.5 weeks after the MS.
Lina: By the way, yes. And suppose it will be with him during pregnancy...
Mary: Watch the cave at three o’clock at night, I’m scared that there’s a butterfly! Get up and go, you naive slave!! to
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Are you afraid to be alone with your child?