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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74494
 18.12.2012
Comments on Video on YouTube
XXX is
This is fucking cool

YYYY
Fucking fucking?? wtf do u mean with that? haha

ZZZ
it means fucking fuck. and :)

YYYY
google translate not strong enough.

Aaa
try to translate green green green green green

YYYY
Green Green Green Green
...
It was all singed!

[ + 23 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74493
 18.12.2012
VicZhou: Mother Nature made us vegetarians – scientifically proven fact

Mother Nature has made us amebies, and then evolution has intervened.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74492
 18.12.2012
From the hub: condemnation of the phone Sony Xperia tipo

Following the Xperia tipo specifically for the Russian market, the company Sony produces a compact model Xperia koroche and decorated with straws in the nostalgic style of the 90s Xperia vnature.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74491
 18.12.2012
A kind mother calls me gladly to tell me: Lena, I finally found the perfect shoes for you. Everything as you wanted. black with red, without heels, very beautiful, you will like, they will go to you! But they are worth 20,000, so you won’t have them.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №74490
 18.12.2012
XXX: What do you think it was?
YYY: It was a surprise.
xxx: the surprise was when my girlfriend went to buy socks, and returned to carry a two-meter tree. And if you didn’t come to work for two days because you forgot, it’s shit, friend.

[ + 23 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74489
 18.12.2012
How do you prepare for the end of the world?
They walled the windows, bought canned food and looked at the neighbor weaker, so that there was someone to attack when the canned food was over.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74488
 18.12.2012
xxx: sun, please download the installation file to Warcraft mail or give a link where to download for free
WOW : Seriously? Why? )
Do you regret doing a good thing?
Tagged with: "link"
WOW: A good deed? I gave heroin to my child.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74487
 18.12.2012
At about 10 years old, engaged in terribly dark magic tried to enchant a boy with some magic and herbs at midnight at the full moon.
And then my mother gave me a lullaby for not sleeping so late, and the kitchen was dirty. Black magic is dangerous.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №74486
 18.12.2012
In the interview:
Staff: Are you drinking alcohol?
Well, every man drinks beer!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74485
 18.12.2012
I like your ass too.
XX: I didn’t know how to say it more sensitively.
WOW: I would say so right away. In this phrase, the form is not important, but the content.
Unlike the ass, by the way.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74484
 18.12.2012
Over the years, human wildness has become more and more civilized.

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74483
 18.12.2012
After long complaints and reminders, the husband finally took on repairing the shower in the bathroom. After half an hour in the bathroom, it turned out that it was necessary to buy some details in the store. My husband dictated the list and I went to the sanitary store.
Having bought everything on the list, I had already turned to get out of the store when I heard behind my back something ironically said by the seller:
I’ll be waiting for you in an hour.
Did I forget to take something? I asked a bit confused.
No no no no no. Everything is normal. Only, I know from experience that if the owner himself takes to repair something from the sanitary, his wife at least three times have to resort here to buy something.
I hope my case is an exception.

Unfortunately, half an hour later, in the bathroom, something crumbled, a silenced mat arrived, the evil face of my husband emerged from the door, and I already realized that I would have to go to the store again.
The boys looked around and one of them showed me two fingers. I pretended I didn’t understand their nonsense.
They saw me for the third time – when it crumbled again, I went to another store.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74482
 18.12.2012
We learned to fly in the sky like birds. We learned to swim in the ocean like fish. Now it remains to learn to live on earth as people.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74481
 18.12.2012
The Provider Forum:

xxx: guys, my friend's payer is configured on the m-101 transmission.And wi fi.The modem is connected to the stationary comp, everything connects perfectly.And she also has a mac book, which calmly connected to the modem through the вай faia and everything was okay.But a couple of days ago, the mac stopped connecting to the вай point. He sees the point but does not connect.

nn: This modem does not have a Wi-Fi device at all. The big question is who your girlfriend connected to before. Most likely to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi point.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №74480
 18.12.2012
Can’t it be easier to do it yourself? I personally have been doing my own shaver for a long time. It is done very quickly, and it is much more delicious than the one purchased from which the fat from all the holes flows. And 100% certainty that there are no traces of someone else's manual activity or saliva in the sauce!)) You can also get into Botkin for a week with poisoning.
gogoman ;The previous comment was written by Canibal (!!!) is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №74479
 18.12.2012
yyy: and in our area there are the rivers of Ubla and Wobla, I seriously
zzz: see, the water is cold, and the name is given by the shouts of swimmers

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №74478
 18.12.2012
This comment was tagged as spam.

Valentine Fomin

-I went to see RWJ, what fucking I have 15 seconds to watch this fucking advertisement about tiles?! to

by Enclave888

“Because if a man can’t put Adblock and forget about advertising, he doesn’t have eggs. There are no eggs, so you need pads. You need tiles - look at the fucking advertisement about tiles.


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74477
 18.12.2012
What kind of car does he have?
Tagged: white
Oh no, is it ours?
Why is our...
He is him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74476
 18.12.2012
You say a lot of shit today.
You haven’t seen me tomorrow!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74475
 18.12.2012
<ganja_spirit> I recently felt immortal.
<ganja_spirit> just went out into the yard to take out the garbage. But at the same time I was dressed in the dress of Superman: three-stringed shorts, a maika-alcoholic, a drunk hole jacket, plastic super-cheap boots from Ahashan.
I walked through the courtyard and clearly understood: now it is not that the hops, but the mints will stay away from me.

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