Hahah, I think I’d do it faster.
Spaghetti is cooked for 5 minutes. Keep them with your hearts.
As fast as fast as pasta.
WOW - cooking
Is it necessary to crack? Is it better to zip?
xhh - Sweetened pasta - bomb-pack:))) Discharge with boiling water:)))

The Russian submarine was present near U.S. territorial waters from June to July 2012. According to the journal, the fact that the U.S. Navy failed to detect the submarine causes concern in U.S. force circles.

TRINDEC: Someone here recently said that any submarine is elementarly detectable from space.
Even the sonar network did not help.
Volgoman: So our military trick was applied - descended under water. If they were on the surface, the U.S. military would have detected them from space. and :)

I remember, on one forum a guy from the United States said that in Hollywood movies the villains are Russians and Latino Americans because they are the only ones who are not offended by this.

I got a new job (a large holding). Somewhere in a couple of weeks the secretary brings a paper, type "fill and give me", I read: Application for office products. In the former place, he usually came to the supplier, took what was needed and dropped without bureaucracy. But they said we have to do it. I ordered a package of cakes (50pcs). To the surprised eyes of the secretary, he replied that the accounts of the users were washed. The most funny thing is the understanding look of the type "no, yes" and the next day I’m laughing. I sit now, cutting the figures of the elephants. Work is up, hole.

Xxx: Fuck, I recently watched the TV here. It is oh! There are movies in HD quality, and when you want to go to the toilet or drink a cup, the advertisement is turned on.

xxx (11.07.2012 22:53)
Hi, I'm a client la2 downloaded) explain pj how baff from chil is different

yyy (11.07.2012 22.54)
gifts, chill is a treatment unit)
A Buff is an increase in any attribute.
be it the speed of running of the reggae attack and so on)

xxx (18.07.2012 21.50)
Greetings again ))
No, not yet again.
Today is a different day, right?

xxx: Coming to the interview types - such an impression that even about the column book not read (with pictures).
And you and I, Andrea, are already on the landfill of history. The qualities that our parents taught us are no longer needed.
Theme: UGU
XHH: put three years ago squid
Instead of bad sites, I redirected to the page of the Maskov library.
xxx: of 60 (even more) users only one girl (judging by protocols) downloaded the book (((
Andrew is a hammer! I went to do*

I: Why is Muska licking me? I no longer know where to go from her...
Enot: She Loved You
I: She thinks I’m dirty (((

He broke into the closed door until the opened one was locked.

Professor Sergey Kapica: “What is my main disagreement with the church? I say that it is the man of God who invented it, and they are the opposite.”

What do you prepare for breakfast? There is yogurt, fatty cheese, musli with milk.
Give me yogurt, cheese and musli. to eat something.

What advice do you give to beginners aquarists? A typical mistake? (They are :
A typical mistake:
Do not allow drunk guests with cake to the aquarium. For some reason, their inflamed brains usually believe that fish love sweets.
XXX: O_o
YYY: I have so Piran died. and :(

See what happened to me today.)
YYY: what
xxx:Today I go into the elevator, after me comes the hoppy kind of kid.He at 10 I am at 13 need, and I stand coughing (again this sputum) and here he gets to smoke and wants to smoke,I tell him say no need to lament, you see I cough.He zero attention,he just looked at me and stood smells of his swallow.Well, I am so, not proud, for the sake of taking and whispering royally, loudly, with a whisper.You would see his face.Say what he shouted-nothing to say))
I don't think I know you well :D

I run into my apartment in the morning and go to work. While the husband is running, he doesn’t have to get up. A cat is attached to my pillow, and begins to lick his pulse, falling asleep right in the process.) The cat did not find out, and went out and her, and then even the cheek of her husband.
Husband: Oh, Baska, if you could shave me, I could shave for half an hour longer!

Found by chance, the author is virtually anonymous, but this is what is called "lively"

Aleksandr
You sleep, sometimes, at work, killing the alarm with your fist.
The hunt for the lost socks begins.
And he is like a drunkard in the midst of a feast, like a dawn star,
It will go deep underground, with no signals or traces.
Shines uninvited tear - he was comfortable and good.
Let the rubber stretch, on the heels of the grid - and yet...
But, remembering about Fedor's hole, you will kindly slander: "Little...",
You will swear, and you will swear, and you will swear.
The clock is getting worse. By undermining your prestige,
You scream that you have a hostage, and you threaten to throw out the couple.
By getting rid of false pride, you bow in dusty corners.
And this shit, smiling, lies nearby,.
And, watching the process, he whispers maliciously: "You will know!
I shouldn’t have been hysterical before sex!"

Review of the movie "The Stealing Tiger, the Hidden Dragon".
by Dan01:
In general, the movie is nothing... angry just that they can fly there... and angry that I can’t...

It had to be further scattered.
Tagged with: "Happy Days"

However, the Russian mail ended a long time ago, in the summer of 17 years: since the first time in Europe, the Minister of Post and Telegraphs appeared. Then the “Minister of Labor” appeared for the first time – and then the whole of Russia stopped working. And the devil of Cain’s anger, bloodthirst, and wildest self-government fell upon Russia precisely in those days when brotherhood, equality and freedom were proclaimed. Then there was an outcry, a sharp disturbance. Everyone cried out against each other for the slightest contradiction: “I arrest you, shit son!” “I was almost killed by a soldier in the Arbat Square at the end of March 17 – for allowing myself some “freedom of speech” by sending to hell the “Social Democrat” newspaper, which was imposed on me by a journalist.

xxx: read that the absence of intimate life in youth ends badly :(
YYY: Yeah, you know, when it’s not there it ends badly.)

Never tell a boss who returned from a vacation that you did everything well. At first, he knows this without you, otherwise he’t keep you at work. Second, what should you do to make a person pleasant? Put him a bunch of questions at once, let him feel its importance.

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