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I lost my virginity.! to
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For the first time I heard the phrase, “Mom put money, don’t call.”

In addition to the priest on BMW.
Citizen Kuraev said that it is necessary to deal with this accident, and if it is the fault of the idol, then it is necessary to limit yourself to the word of the pastor and transfer the idol to another place. And no deadline.
And the imam also said that he was blackmailed by the victims, demanding money for not disclosing this case (by the way, and nothing that the car was embassy and it was given to the imam to ride his friend? And the idol, as his lawyer said, was completely sober, because he was sick, and before taking the ride he drank medicines that weakened his idolization, coordination of movements. We need to find out, and not whether this is the proxy of the anti-RPC forces.)
by Zy. This is the idol with whom Korkorov from Amvon was speaking? Was there nothing with Kirchhoff??? This is what money (this is only my assumptions) the living creators do!

The corporate dining room. The Lunch. Three people at the table.
One ordered a cottage, two other chicken breasts under the cheese.
My breasts came faster. The voice of the first girl:
Oh girls, what your breasts are appetizing!
......
The men’s part of the dining room was pleased)))))

When I noticed that 70% of my salary was spent on alcohol, I took myself into my hands and got a second job.
@too_white

seberya: I will communicate on social media only when they create such a social network. a network in which registration will be a mandatory point IQ test, not passing those with IQ less than 130.

YouTube video on Bratislava, Moscow. View of the burning car from the 21st floor. The car burns and explodes after a while.
The comments of the people who filmed this (after the explosion)...I was struck by a wave, on my hair... and you can imagine the people who stood there?
The next video. The same event, but the shooting is from the ground, from a distance of 10-15 meters (!!!) of a burning car.
Comments of the people who filmed the explosion (immediately after the explosion) AHUENNAAAAAA!!Go to ahahahah!! to
Russia and Fiji.

Artem: What are you doing?
Tania: I drink chocolate milk and I take an iPad address))
You are a dangerous woman ?
Tania :D

Harry Harrison has left our world. Let us honour the memory, each in his own way, of another left titan of fantasy!

FishHook: I once came to Krapivino for fishing. What, I ask, do you put pigs in banks, right? We have had such a town.

xxx: We live in an amazing time where a guy can hit a girl if he just writes a message without mistakes.
Yyy: Unfortunately, not every girl can distinguish a literate from an analphabetically written message.
xxx to))
zzz (girl): not true, most will distinguish, just not all give meaning to grammar! It is sorry!!! to
vvv: Yes, sorry))) especially because "untruth" and "grammar" if what)

Madonna, you are a shit today!! to
Masha: I would still be offended by your statement if I had not read the words of the song so clearly in your eyes "I look at you like a mirror".

Hendry burned, just entered and asked:
Are we ready for 10,000 Huevin for the fools?
The worst thing is that everyone understood it.

Hello to you! Are you playing tanks? If you don’t go into the room, we’ll play. Let’s see who is who.
I’m going to play... okay, I’m going to play... I’m going to play... I’m going to play... what about the tanks? Who are you at all?? to

5 years ago at the computer science lessons, our teacher (he was over 60) all the time convinced us,that ''OK' in winde the abbreviation from the Russian word ''end'.

I bought an LSD TV. of 52 inches.
Did you mean El-Chi_Di? The LCD monitor is a carpet.

JJ: When I have a son, I know that sooner or later he will ask me something like:
jjj: Dad, why is the saving icon in programs like this? (Image of the disc)
JJ: And what will I answer him? I will have nothing to show!
zzz: * left to store discs

Telal>...The young man's invented alarm had the shape of a guillotine hanging over the bed. A man offered a friend a photo session on the background of his alarm, and at the same time, to check the invention. Suddenly, however, the mechanism worked and cut off the girl’s head.
<alexgv> Just tell the girl - a hideous photo session, so they immediately lose their heads.

Newlyweds on social networks:

yyy: Wife, add me to the husband in the "family position"?

I have already added you to my passport!

Asked the secretary to prepare an appendix to the contract for the provision of services from one of the firms (standard contract and appendix for that firm).
- Elena, fill out, edit, and send me the ready version to the mail.
After half an hour:
- I sent you... only we don’t have an OGRN, I wrote an OGRN to another company... but that’s okay?? to
20 minutes to get up from the floor.

Our company has its own gym, located in the basement of the office building. Leads the hall, prepares the schedule of classes and regulates the time of classes for employees, former superintendent, champion of the field of power lifting in student years, head of the IT department, in conjunction with the chief administrator