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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68493
 15.08.2012
Only Russians can break any laws except one: not put an empty bottle on the table.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68492
 15.08.2012
A review of Curiosity:
We built a bridge on the Russian island.
And why?
How to find out if there is life on the Russian.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68491
 15.08.2012

I wonder if I will survive in this room... The neighbor has two images on the window, a cross and a church candle.

- put a wooda doll and a black candle there and say that everyone has the right to choose religion)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №68490
 15.08.2012
from ZH:

Well, let’s say we have a cat and a hammer. The cat is a red lazy cane, playing the role of an additional couch pillow all day long. He plays well, from the heart. The hamak was a little bad, he got a skull injury and went crazy. At night, he runs out of the cage and scares my wife, pretending to be a cockroach. We were afraid (and some hoped) that someday the cat would catch him and eat him. Oh how is it!
I caught it, why not...
An hour after the escape, the children found and took away a confused and humiliated hamster from the cat. Totally entirely licked.

[ + 8 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68489
 15.08.2012
One day you’ll ask me what I love more – to eat or you. I’m not going to say anything, because it’s my name.
I’t even ask, because my mouth is busy XD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68488
 15.08.2012
I have been living the right way of life for two months. I stopped drinking, smoking, I don’t go to clubs, I don’t eat club pills, I’ve long forgotten about coke, I’ve stopped putting in the totalizator, I’ve stopped playing blackjack, roulette, poker, machines... I haven’t stopped smoking.
YYY: Have you been treated? Did you go to the sanatorium, or?
xxx: No, paid warcraft for six months :D

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68487
 15.08.2012
- You know, Nastia is my best friend, my girlfriend, my favorite...
What is the problem with HDD?
It’s all three different things =(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68486
 15.08.2012
<sds> Why is the internet so slow today? – – –
Either your brother downloads porn, or your sister overlooks it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №68485
 15.08.2012
He grievously complained that during the Olympics he received calls, where through the chickens unknown with a disgusting voice pronounced "Need more gold!", and laid the bell.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68484
 15.08.2012
The HHH:
There was a joke)
I’m going to the Cannibal Corps concert.
There is no clothes in the club.
So everyone carries their bags to the supermarket across the road.
to put in these storage chambers)
I go to the supermarket and there.

YYYY :
A lot of metal in the supermarket :)

Xxx is:
There were 9.5 metalheaders per 10 people.
And such a guard, he is just in natural horror.
In his eyes, he has just a fairy desire to resign.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68483
 15.08.2012
The meaning of life is reflected by those who do not get tired at work.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №68482
 15.08.2012
The case takes place at the MSU Clinic. Hundreds of enrolled students go through the medical commission.
The friend:
Look at that ass.
I look — and I see clearly outstanding shorts with the flag of Great Britain. Noting this, I say to a friend:
God save the Queen.
Apparently, hearing this, the girl turns around and emerges:
What fucking thing? Why do I hear it for the fifth time? What is Dejavu?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №68481
 15.08.2012
Alcohol does not help to find the answer, it helps to forget the question.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №68480
 15.08.2012
I worked a non-standard model. well those with a fat ass, then lost weight and became no one needed)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №68479
 15.08.2012
What can be cooked but not eaten?
Yyy: Girls can do this))) They will prepare it and it is not possible)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68478
 15.08.2012
on the Black Sea coast. From the table comes the girl to the bar:
What was the last delicious drink you drank?
The Barman:
How to drink vodka...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68477
 15.08.2012
Yes, how do you, blatantly, messed up with your sms, fuck boys, girls, phones and other shit.
Remember the verification word - symp_a_thia, bleat.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68476
 15.08.2012
In short, the matter was this: the controller came to check the tickets. He caught two rabbits, quarrels with them, knocks right. The entire bus is watching the controller pathetically out with his "catch", in order to fine at the stop. He goes down the stairs...and suddenly disappears!! to
It turns out that the bus stopped right in front of an open lounge, which the driver did not notice. The controller, well, did not fall into the depths, but somehow stuck there. And the rabbits, whom he diligently embarrassed, began to pull him out of the hole. Interestingly, were the "country" fined or released under honest pioneering? =DDD

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №68475
 15.08.2012
13.08.2012 23:44:48, Lera
You are the best I have:
13.08.2012 23:45:18, IOException
And I have a laptop with 8GB 4 cores, 2GB widget and SSD. I don’t need a girl.
13.08.2012 23:45:30, IOException
Fuck it, by chance. I wanted to write that I love you very much.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68474
 15.08.2012
From comments to the article from Khabr: Encrypted file-insurance Wikileaks (64 GB).
If suddenly, the file was downloaded by my cat. I don’t interfere with the cat’s personal life.

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