In honor of the beginning of the academic year in the Novosibirsk Krematorium will be held a concert "Soul Therapy" with the participation of Mark Tishman, as well as the Novosibirsk group "Alpha and Omega", consisting of ceremonial masters of the crematorium, during the concert you can buy crematorial souvenirs, among which lamps and candles. There will also be a playground and a café, where the spectators will be able to eat cakes and sandwiches. There will be no alcohol in the sale"

xxx: took Tanya with the little from the nursery, came home, after a couple of hours the call: "You from the maternity department are worried. Did we give you the boy?" O_o

Hello to Max! What are you doing?
WOW, Sereg, how did you decide to learn English?
1:Net, blyat, raskladka ne menyaetsa ((

Seven deadly sins are given for the shop was something to choose from!

A friend told me from the first person.
I go on the street with my daughter Olya (4 years old). At the crossroads, a police officer of very impressive sizes (thick):
“Mom, look what a fat policeman is,” Olya cries very loudly.
The policeman hears everything, the passers look, turn around.
“Still, he’s in the armor,” I answered to his daughter.
The policeman demonstrately turns his back to us.
Olga cried out loudly, surprised:
“Mom, look, he has a puppy in his armor.

How are the chicken and the deputy?
Both can sit on the eggs for hours.
What are they different?
Chicken is not fruitless.

In a large package of 12 condoms and only one towel: this is why?What is the 13th time?

I mean, Anita is pregnant. We come to her parents. The mother immediately becomes hysterical, orets, begins to call her father’s number. He says harshly, “I will come, I will do it.” We wait. I even feared the little boy.
XHH: Her folder comes, by the way, a man of the military, though retired. And with a roaring bas asks Anka: "Do you want to give birth?"
XHH: "Yes", says Anka and cries. Daddy thinks for a long time, scratches the tail (see, counted on a different option), and finally gives only one word:
Tagged with: "Fuck" And he leaves.
It really is, get involved.

The word “koala” is derived from the dictionary of Australian Aborigines. In translation, it means “do not drink”.

After yesterday, I am now a koala.

As strange as it is, on the request "How does it look like?" in the images, Google responds with a portrait of Golygin from an eldorado advertisement.

The window with the prostitutes popped out, I see - the girl is beautiful, and the only comment below:

The Successor:
2011-07-08 20:28:55
If it’s not your photo, I’ll tear your teeth out.

Always humbled indignant mothers talking about their teenage sons: What can you do in the bathroom for 1.5 hours?? to

Mom is watching the TV channel "KitchenTV" Well, I looked at the edge of my eyes.
I watch TV, and there the onion on the bowl burned to the hell and the chef issued an epic phrase: "Luke did not burn, he caramelized."

How to Survive at the Black Hat and Defcon Conferences: How to Escape from Hackers
The comments:
megaweber: I opened the notebook at HITB in Malaysia and immediately caught some shit, closed the notebook and did not open it again :)
red1ynx: I think the notebook can be opened, the fuck has long dried up.
Andorra: And it has fallen.

Hubert: I'm on the tram today, and a girl is driving in the neighborhood
Hubert: in Adidas shoes, costume, cap and bag.
Hubert:The first thought was: "Set collected" x_x

The hard "truth of life"
12 years. I started wearing glasses. The predecessors began to be respected and considered excellent. 15 years. I started wearing lenses instead of glasses so that it was easier to get to know the boys. The boys were embarrassed to meet. The predecessors ceased to be considered an excellent and a spider. 22nd I stopped wearing lenses and dug my glasses again. All of them with such puzzles...

<The Inner Mongol> here looked out the window there again from the stop the Chinese passed... a whole crowd...
<Inner Mongol> fucking brother I'm scared, I don't watch the news that happened? Has China conquered Siberia?
<Necron99> Well in some sense yes. Medvedev allowed the Chinese to come to us in large numbers. The Japanese from Fukushima.
<Inner Mongol> what fucusime
The Japanese nuclear power plant has melted this year, in Japan now Fallout and mutants appear.
<Inner Mongol> are you craving? Or seriously?
<Necron99> Absolutely serious. Did you really not know?
<Inner Mongol> I am tired to know this, I say that I do not watch the news, I have not left the apartment in recent months at all, I am so well
<Necron99> The Poor It is interesting outside.
<Necron99> The Pentagon now under law, if it is hacked, can launch a rocket into the country of the hacker. And the real hero and fighter against injustice has become the dictator of Libya, he all NATO can not guard, and he is already printed on T-shirts together with Che.
<Necron99> In Belarus soon the revolution
<Inner Mongol> o_O
<Necron99> that there is still... Stock indices have fallen record, the United States is threatening default, Medvedev has given part of our territory to Norway
<Inner Mongol> bu-ga-ga ridiculously straight, Nostradamus ept, you still have to say that the end of the world in six months
Quits: The Internal Mongol
<Necron99>)) You won’t believe it...

The obligations:

Stay in one place for 9 hours.
Go to the monitor.
Copy the shares of competitors.
striving for the best.

The Requirements:

Be a student of the evening department or a graduate of the university.
Use Ctrl + C / V and Excel.

The Conditions:

The personal degradation.
A sluggish schedule.
A small salary.
The authoritarian leadership.

Colombian drug barons alarm, young people are sleeping!

Teminator T-X (the girl from T-3) was accidentally thrown to Russia. Connecting to the network of dormitory No. 23, she was hacked and interrogated by students, after which the coldmen did with her THAT the prostitutes on the tavern would humbly take their eyes away and red.