The xxx :

I cooked the cupcake:

YYY :
This is cooking +1
Grassroots + 5
Production of poison +7

XXX: Snow-do not go, they will fly away and you will not catch.

Fuck you, will you catch it?! to

And Giri, shit, and they won’t go away!! to

Tell me, is my friend not astute: he sold the car, the buyer turned out to be a very beautiful girl. So he stunned with her, married and got money, a car, and a beautiful wife.

Sometimes you look at girls to whom you previously felt sympathy, and involuntarily start to doubt your adequacy.

Y: What are you doing?
He is busy, fucking.
Q: Can you respond to messages?
x: I write a method that converts a line containing a sixteen-bit representation of semibit encoding in the form of an eight-bit sequence into text.
Q: Fuck it then.

I don’t drink and I don’t get married!! to
Remember the Saturday...
Oh shit, go on the fuck.

My mother used the car. she joyfully decided to wash her well and went to the car repair to ask how best. Well, she is a worker and speaks typically everywhere just water, and in hard-to-reach places you can carefully clean the screwdriver or even the thread. Then my mother came back to me, and he went back to me. The same worker saw it and issued the following: Well, I told you... accurately... with a screwdriver... and you what?...

Alexandra: hasn’t the movie about the Cheetah yet been filmed?? to
Anime is there.
Alexandra: Oh, it is strange, it is strange. I already see the title. He is a street child. He does not know who he is and why he came to this world. The enemy is in his way! Watch the psychological thriller "Cheburashka" in 3D
Stein: Better so – in the tropical forests of Latin America, a terrible evil was born. By ridiculous coincidence, it gets into modern Russia and begins a ruthless hunt.
Alexandra: It was beaten
An erotic melodrama.
Stein: The story of the forbidden love of a crocodile and an unidentified mutant in the brutal realities of Soviet reality
Alexandra: I like my option more, a-la Stephen King
Alexandra: not Emmanuel the earring

Fuck, I just started looking at the label.
SPb_Pic: and the
Honestly, did you know what was written there?
SPb_Pick: No =
Thoughts: Thoughts
SPB Pick: No
In addition to everything that is made of it.
SPb_Pic: Noah
At what temperature to wash. D is
Yeshua: It is written:
SPb_Pic: Nuuuououououu
Or give it to your girlfriend.
SPb_Pic: Picked Picked
It's her job
and smiley)
SPb_Pick: The Pick

xxx: I sit in front of the fireplace, drink a fragrance of erl grey and think about being.
I will put my cat on my foot, blush!

In short, I sat too much behind the comp and gave birth to a robot during my pregnancy, probably. Hybrid in one word. Because happy Lecha found the USB cable, pushed it into his mouth, and the computer writes that the device is not identified. Another couple of times you forget to hide the cable - and the computer will recognize the little one.

Yesterday I was almost upset...
2nd O_O? to
1: I lie... there is no one at home... I decided to whisper... well the situation was available, and here...
In the middle of the process from the parent room someone looks like "Ku-ku, my boy!..."
I jumped up.
by :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Daddy, a fool, put a alarm on his phone. "Unpredictable and unpredictable"
The guy pumps the calls from the inertia... foolish affar, so you can get a heart attack!
2: ))))))) Ku-ku my boy!!! Do you tremble?
1: Aha, voice frequency side from Carlson
Hello... the TV? Come here!!!!!!!!! to
1: ) )

I don’t have the internet :-(
xxx: Called the master he was there for two hours, but he still did not earn. I’m going to the cinema with this master.
YYY: Is that where he was digging? OO

The real story. There is fun for our compatriots in Germany - fishing in Norway. Those who have experienced will not forget. Here went another.
Hop company fish half to drink water. We rented a boat, went out to the sea (not even forgotten the houses). The Beauty. The sun is shining, the sea is calm and the fish are caught. And here one fisherman (Stepan) in ecstasy from the clove wide opened his mouth, and the inserted jaw went to see if there was a lot of fish below. All, the mood is ruined, the sun does not rejoice, the sea is foolish and the fish is foolish. But... There was another picture on the boat with an inserted jaw. He decided to joke. He tied his teeth to a hook and dropped it into the water. Then with a scream -" Poimaaal " pulls and gets the jaw. Everyone is in shock. Stephan with a joyful whisper grabs his jaw, squeezes in his mouth, squeezes and... with the words – Blind, not mine, it’s! Two idiots without teeth.

Master JOPTA: Do you imagine a girl with a model figure, a third size, a natural blonde and she works as a repair master?
Tt: Well of course. She is probably a German, comes to the 2nd guys to repair the printer... There are black strings.

Rain for a person on the street and for a person in the house sounds completely differently.

On the Zaporizhia – Dnipropetrovsk route there is a natural vegetable market, where I often buy inexpensive vegetables. In my next trip I find in the sale of tomato juice in three-litre pots, without marking.
20 hryvnia (2.2 dollars) And if you give the bank in exchange, the juice will be sold.
It is $1.8 (15 hryvnia). These are cents.

I buy a bowl for a test with the certainty that the juice is disgusting. I decided to send it to cook - to the pigeons. The cockroaches are suspiciously tasty. I pour myself a glass of juice, I try and I understand, - juice offgenic!
The question arises: “Where are they fooling? I put the juice to stand - layers are formed
The juice is not diluted. There are no seeds and skins in the juice. The juice is unreally tasty.
It is unreally cheap.

In a day, I buy six bottles. Where the juice did not know, the seller does not hesitate.

In four days, I buy five bottles. The seller freezes.

A week later I bought a total of twenty bottles and ordered another ten.

The truth was fairy! Around the road there is a railroad that works.
Only the seeds. On its fields grow steep varieties of tomatoes on seeds. The Juice
- it is a by-product, a waste of production, which the Soviet household does not need. And one entrepreneurial man began to pour the juice from the elite tomatoes into the banks and give it for a penny. The frog struck him :)

Well, why modern technology simultaneously allows to produce beer bottles that do not break down in the landfill for 100 years, and car bodies that rot in 3-4 years?

<Random> I am HURRA WINTER TERRORY! Rhythm of Rhythm!
<Mirrdin> why the rhythm? Homer’s poem is much simpler.
<Mirrdin> Glory to you, the helmeting Rand of the mighty right hand. Horrible Hurra, fearless of enmity, you have bravely conquered.
<Mirrdin> Draw with your hand sophisticated replicas in chat recruiting, to evil dishonesty rightly condemned you dishonest Hurr
<Mirrdin> What remained to the insignificant to do - only to Aid... or naphig, otherwise off-line he cowardly foot away
<Mirrdin> If you don’t pour the spongy-beer brewer right now... in this amount I’ll be shaking for hours and so ten...

ALEX > the number of Americans receiving food vouchers increased by 1.1 million in May
Laplat > the hell they will build communism before us...