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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68413
 13.08.2012
GOSHA: smiled:) as the wise man said: "if knowledge is more profitable to sell than to apply - they are smooth" - this is to the question of all sorts of schools of exchange trade and books "how to earn a million";;;;

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68412
 13.08.2012
The breakdown of the pattern is when you come from a two-week vacation, and in the accounting new employees, - M.N. Magomedov, Leader of Taxes and Fees, KMS on Free Struggle and N.H. Ibrahimov, leading the main means, an obvious master of the sport of circumcision shooting.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68411
 13.08.2012
children, such children...I remember there was a festival, the gymnasts came to the performance.One gymnast stands, goes away.Then the leg will be raised above the head, then the back will be bended...well and the kids gathered around her.And of course the first question they asked was:"And you sit on the spat?"

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68410
 13.08.2012
I will never forget the eyes of my American colleague.
Why did you put Windows for $320 on a netbook for $200?and "
They will never defeat Russia.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68409
 13.08.2012
The weekend. We lie down with a girl.
Baby, I want to always say sweet words to you.
(A scream from the street)
Huila...
5 minutes of silence))
I want to continue... - Zay, I want to say it now, but I am afraid to hear something from the street again now))
(A cry from the street)
Where do you steal cars? ?
We are in tears of laughter ?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68408
 13.08.2012
LOL (18:06:32 12/08/2012)
I have a dark screen.
LOL (18:06:36 12/08/2012)
What to do
LOL (18:06:44 12/08/2012)
The dust has gone away.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68407
 13.08.2012
...and then you, climbing, ran to a taxi, not asleep, with luggage and hats on your back, chatting on the tyres.
You were so similar to Tavslou and Vivslou from Mummy Doll!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68406
 13.08.2012
1 – Where are you?
Ebu the prostitute in the sauna.
1 – Who are you with?
2 with the prostitutes.
What are the women’s voices?
2 is the voice of a prostitute.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68405
 13.08.2012
From the Fire:
He did a good deed – pulled away the body, affected by alcoholic coma, from the dangerous – high, deep and thick – cane. Since the body belonged to a wretched man, he placed it in the urticaria."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68404
 13.08.2012
From the news of Mars One – human colony on Mars by 2023.

Mars One will build a copy of a Martian settlement in the desert on Earth to train astronauts and provide a realistic environment for testing equipment. The selection of the astronauts and their training at the simulated Martian base will be broadcast on television and online for public viewing.

Lord, Home 2023 is coming.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68403
 13.08.2012
Dialogue of the accountant with admin.
The Bush. My system is in danger.
by ADM. So save her!! to
The Bush. It is on your part.
by ADM. I am against the system.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68402
 13.08.2012
>I have my phone hanging on my printer list. In two copies. I tried to print it — no reaction.
Who can explain this moment?
Take the phone to the SC, ask to put a new cartridge.
> What if they put it?
Then try printing again.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68401
 13.08.2012
Preface: placed on the wall of VK a collection of sounds of nature, which accidentally got some hard rock. Thanks to my friend)

Offline message (02:34:16 13/08/2012)
Killed the word ?

I’m sitting in the tube, listening to the rain... relaxing the mla... at almost all the volume... because there isn’t clearly heard... and here BLIAT "The sounds of nature – the crush of snow under your feet" like a fuck!!! Neighbors at 2:20 as zombies from the graves jumped up ))))), I meanwhile... once again in a big way without leaving the box office!!!! to

Thank you very much, my friend.)
From the neighbors (in the gun 5 floors from me) a low praise to you... an ambulance was called!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68400
 13.08.2012
XXX: What is this movie about?
YYY: This is an American fighter.

[ + 48 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68399
 13.08.2012
Only working people understand that Friday the 13th is a big deal compared to Monday the 13th.

<Bb>

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68398
 13.08.2012
I came with my sister to the UAE, the tour firm said that the three-week ramadan in the country will be only in November. But it turned out we got in the middle. Accordingly, absolutely all clubs are closed and there are no dances and other fun. We went to the transfer upset.
I wanted meat right away. :)
And the pigs! >__<

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68397
 13.08.2012
I am embarrassed that in the advertisement Sber represents Hermes, the god of theft, helping in the trade.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68396
 13.08.2012
I went to the market with my mom yesterday.
Xxx: Some healthy man pushed her strongly
xxx: and just where the man was, and where the mum was before the clash,
This is delicious (seems to have lasted a long time).
XXX: Give me a liquid pigeon.
There is Justice.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68395
 13.08.2012
The protests are easily dispersed, the missile is weak.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №68394
 13.08.2012
The woman lost her phone, walks around the apartment, searches. She took my phone, found a contact "love", called, looking for her calling on the signal, and suddenly from that end a woman's voice: "Allo..."
My wife is hysterical, she throws on me, forgetting the phone, then closes in the bathroom and cries.
I am shocked again by the "favourite", at the end of which a lively female voice says:
- I found this phone in the cafe, there was no money on it, I could not call anyone... How can you get it back?

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