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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85185
 05.08.2013
What is the router model?
Nisha: The Model "God’s Shame"
Did you know the Dir-300?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85184
 05.08.2013
I think there will be a classic system.
Damir: 4 people on the boss
One of the tanks
Damian: one hill
Damian: One Damian
Damian: One Afc

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №85183
 05.08.2013
There are still irreparable optimists in life: you know what service we have.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №85182
 05.08.2013
According to the plot of one play, the husband was to suddenly enter the room, in which the wrong wife just burned a letter from a lover. With his nostrils in the air, the husband shouted that he could hear the smell of burnt paper, and was undoubtedly interested in what secret his wife burned. The unfaithful wife with tears confessed everything.
At the premiere, however, the stage worker forgot to light a candle on the table before the curtain was opened. The prostitute slammed the scene for a long time, trying to figure out what to do with the unfortunate letter. Eventually, from the hopelessness of the situation, broke it into small pieces. The man who entered looked around the painting and, after a second of confusion, said, "I hear the smell of torn paper! “Lord, let me explain!”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №85181
 05.08.2013
The woman comes with her suitcase and goes into the room.
Dear, this is for you.
He puts out a bag of beer, wobl, and cancers.
Why don’t you watch football? To prepare something delicious?
Husband: Is it strong?
Wife: – Not very, sweet: the lighthouse, the bumper and the cap...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85180
 05.08.2013
SkaN went to Canada:

SkaN: Do you remember I told you about the toilet consilium?
Tagged with: ugo
SkaN: Not that they then just glued the hole in the pipe with some stinking hernia (it flowed again the same day), so now the tank cracked O_o crack straight from top to bottom!
MrJeos: Figase!! to
SkaN: These wreaths should have come a couple of days ago, but they didn’t come because, you see, the car broke.
MrJeos: Look at the...
MrJeos: I seem to have left Russia.
Tagged with:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85179
 05.08.2013
The FSCN of course should know what they are controlling, but it is not worth abusing it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85178
 05.08.2013
C Habr, from comments in RPG in Excel

The spacediver,
Dear Microsoft Tech Support! Your Excel is flying out.
At what moment?
After the killing of proteins.
and Wat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85177
 05.08.2013
xxx: in connection with the introduction of the law on the prohibition of downloading films, etc. Providers will soon begin to introduce new tariffs: 50 gigabytes of pirated traffic for just 399p.
yyy: Pirate Flag option - night access to the torrent tracker for 100rub!

[ + 50 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85176
 05.08.2013
Here is this.

>> If the entire population of the Earth is drowned in Baikal, the lake level will rise only 4 centimeters.

The simplest Nerd calculations (if you take the average human weight for 80kg, generalizing the lean Chinese with the fat American, and the average density for 0.95 for the same reason) show that 7 billion. People with an average volume of 0.076 m3 will give us 532 million m3 of volume, which at the area of 31722 million m2 will give us a level increase of 0.0167 m, that is. See also 1.67 And that’s unless you count on the shore. A little will correct the situation with the stones to which the population will be bound. Probably a millimeter. But 4 cm will not get any. So don’t go here with unchecked facts.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85175
 05.08.2013
to this:
From the forum, the topic of searching for films.

Good day!
I’ve been there for a long time and can’t find a single movie.
I remember flying a spacecraft, it works on the energy of chickens. There was still an area in space where the cock was impotent and the ship could not fly. At one such moment the situation was saved by the main character, who went to the chickens, to bring the ship in motion.
There were also space butts, erupting curtain gas, which also interferes with the flight of the ship, in them were fired. Overall an exciting story.

Shit, what are you doing? I also want to see this movie now.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85174
 05.08.2013
XHH: I did a feat today.
WOW: Which
XHH: I had a story of an Ohuen fantasy book.
Wauu: with Gandalf and Nazgulls
XH: Approximately )))
WOW: What is the move?
HHH: You understand...
XHH: I remembered how many fantasies modern-day bookwriters had.
HHH: And I decided:
I will save the forest from cutting.
A reader from another Houthi.
In short, I’m not going to write a book.
Tagged: chuvayaak
You are a Hero
I am a fucking proud of you.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85173
 05.08.2013
to this
I thought... having sex on poppy polyethylene, what would I die of: happiness or laughter?

The hormone of happiness ;-)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №85172
 05.08.2013
The real announcement:
Please return your lost driver’s license to Ivanov V.N. The Subaru car. by tel.by +79

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85171
 05.08.2013
All these stories about technical support suggest that people should work on the first line of TP not with technical education, but with pedagogical. Because adequate work with difficult clients is the competence of not an engineer but a teacher. Everyone should be in their place and there will be peace in the world.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №85170
 05.08.2013
From the forum, the topic of searching for films.

Good day!
I’ve been there for a long time and can’t find a single movie.
I remember flying a spacecraft, it works on the energy of chickens. There was still an area in space where the cock was impotent and the ship could not fly. At one such moment the situation was saved by the main character, who went to the chickens, to bring the ship in motion.
There were also space butts, erupting curtain gas, which also interferes with the flight of the ship, in them were fired. Overall an exciting story.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85169
 04.08.2013
Today we went to the vegetable market.
There, the hatch told her mom that she had a very beautiful daughter, and gave her a tomato!
You never give me tomatoes.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85168
 04.08.2013
All fans can find here another "smart" quote:

"reads philosophical literature inaccessible to his understanding, makes unsystemic excerpts";

Psychiatry, Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85167
 04.08.2013
Take a step and the road will appear by itself. and Steve Jobs.
Yyy: UkrAutoDor journey is how our roads do.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85166
 04.08.2013
Puha: With Matiz on the autodiscourse is not thick, judging by the internet.
Aspopov: Probably, there is too little left of them to discern.

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