48 million hryvnia is destroyed, then you can safely print another 48 million.

In the distant times, in the already non-existent country of the USSR, one dissident and a creative person managed to earn money. In those difficult years, a considerable amount of dollars was forced to emigrate to the SSP. There was no way to get the money in dollars. A representative of the embassy was invited and in his presence all that had been earned by hard work was solemnly burned in the oven. About which an official document was drawn up, certified by the aforementioned representative. The dissident flew out of the Soviet country with a book under his mouse and a piece of paper in his pocket. Upon arrival at the Federal Treasury, the entire amount indicated in the testament paper was received.
The Profit!

The most interesting puzzles "predators vs herbivorous" led by Sergey Suponov...

sander: caught on some porn site on his sixth IE (don't be surprised, tested, forgot to close), bug in the flash, fixed a long time ago: photo from the web without request for access.
Sander: and text, something like "send the SMS... enter the code... otherwise I will send it to all friends". My photo with a member.
Sander: Well I wrote them so - "send, but half of the revenue from the transitions on this photo is mine and, most importantly, tell me, please, who passed"

I remembered :)
As a child I loved fairy tales. I am currently working as a carpenter. Therefore, the phrase spoken by the partner: " Add a inch", made me think for a long time))
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"You, Kashtanka, are opposed to man, like a carpenter opposed to a carpenter" (C)

I warmed my lunch in the microwave, and the cover on the plate suddenly jumped up, as if the food had started to explode. As a result, in the plate one of the chicken hearts broke, pieces of carrots splashed through the walls of the microwave, the sense did not make a hole in space-time.
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Lunch was barely warm.

With IT-Happens:
In a small organization N, everyone except the IT department received a quarterly prize. The director explained this by the fact that it has nothing to do with the profit of the organization engaged in sales.
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Something I do not understand. If the director thinks that the Aitishniks don’t make a profit, why keep them in the state? Extra expenses are made.

and XXX:
It was...enchanted. What is the name of the thing with which fire is extinguished? Red with a black pen.

YYY :
The firefighter

and XXX:
by Fuck!

from the depths of the internet: "on the quick hand of the crushed TZ (or as it often happens - HZ)"

This is:
Recently, my friend Roley was playing a game. Returning from the game, he told us a wonderful story that laughed at everyone who heard it, and called the story Elf intelligence at night fell into the siege of the 1st Division of the U.S. Marine Infantry.
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And the story itself?

Uncle Joe: What do we say fucking?
Uncle Joe: The Note
Big Joe: Have you read our chat for a long time?
Big Joe: We are talking common sense.
Big Joe: and fucking we say a darage why so long, only for five minutes for cigarettes went out, to another went well ka fast confess

Summer has finally arrived in our city. The female sex in this case was naked to dishonesty. It seems that two city competitions are held simultaneously – “Miss the most beautiful legs” and “Miss the most terrible ass.”

One game forum discusses the news about the legalization of computer piracy in Britain. Comment: "Britain - legalizing piracy since the 16th century"

XXX is blown.
xxx: The "Java Philosophy"
XXX: It offers me similar books.
xxx: I quietly whisper from "Anatomy of Hell".
Yyy: What a charm
xxx: Yes and "Paris diet" also looks cute there.

Errors of the IFS in calculating the car tax
xxx: the fiat panda of my squad chiped from 60 to 560 hp. Referred to the base of GIBD.
sergeantserg: rubber must be purchased by aircraft))
Realzika: I'd be crazy on him the right pedal to touch with such tht

Q: Per it is convenient to be a bisexual zoonecrophile.
A: This significantly increases the chances of casual sex.
The dead pigeon lies. Thank you God!

"In the case of the accident in the Moscow metro detained two other suspects"

The left rail and the right rail?

This biologist

The teeth are chewing. They are very difficult to tear a piece of meat out of the body, but they are ideal to crush a bunch of grass fine. There are livelihoods. They can’t chew the food, they crack it and swallow it.
And now, pay attention to the question: what eyes and teeth has the human being awarded evolution and what parallels do you see?
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In a person, the teeth are just chewing - the cutters and root teeth are dull, unlike the cutting conical teeth of predators, and the lower jaw moves in all planes. And pigs and pigs have, this is a weapon that can be purely defensive.
What, of course, does not make a person "herbivorous" - normal all-eating, grass can not be completely digested, a large amount of raw meat - too, to kill and disassemble a large prey is not able. Natural food - fruits, roots and, if applicable, small animals, as in all primates. Lemur, chimpanzees and bear grills

This is:
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Smirnyaga: and I’ve been around 20!!! Shops in Search of Wire
What kind of cable is so rare?
Smirnyaga: Well, I have a kraken armor.
Smirnyaga: they are original and optimizers
Casthack Google Kraken
Casthack: Has Tencent purchased? and c)

Why write a quote that most readers do not understand? Think a little before you send something here.

You will not please - then there is no good humor, and they will send - too difficult...

xxx: I, of course, knew that she was an adequate girl, but that the girl after the first time began feverishly tearing the whole bed, and to my question answered with an alarmed voice "Yes, I'm somewhere here virginity ball" - it's already even for me overwhelming...

I denounce a subordinate colleague, who just got out of leave - the day passed you did nothing, allegedly got into the situation, read documents, and in the end did not write anything. And what will you do tomorrow, because the links to the study of the environment will no longer run? He smiled and answered with a call - so tomorrow I will take my hands.
Then I said, you will have to stretch your arms if you don’t do anything! And under the general goot went out of the office...
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Dialogue of two fools.
One does not think that after the vacation and really need to enter the course of affairs.
The second can’t link three words like "Tomorrow and I’ll start" or something like that.
And most likely, it is from the category "Vselegli\patztalom\dikyrzhač\zanaves".
In short, you are a fool, not the boss.
by IMHO.