And when you are killed, will you call the police for help? Or is it better to have familiar bands?
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An interesting fact from the life of the urban jungle: the oppressed hoppies, feeling that the force is not on their side, rush into the militia. The victims are often silent. Their education to knock, you see, does not allow them. Because they are in this ecosystem and victims, actually.

And yes, what will you pay with the bandits? Serious people will not just be so forever.

I feel like he’s going to beat me on Monday.
Red Beard: Em... Fisted after I feel or after my ass?

here here :
I have a pressure of 120/80, like a cosmonaut, but I have a job, an apartment and a salary like a loch, not like a cosmonaut.

I have, on the contrary, a salary under a new tax, an apartment and not one, but in my 30s the whole head is already gray and I know all the pills from high blood pressure. I would walk away without looking at you.
Take care of your health, you won’t really buy it!!! to

What is the difference between classical and liberal fascism? I explain it figuratively: under classical fascism you will be publicly arrested, arrested by the Gestapo to death, and then hanged without any embarrassment on the main square of the city. Further, schoolchildren, retirees, labor collectives will be built on the square and solemnly proclaimed that this will be the case with everyone who will attack the great Führer (nation, empire, sacred idea) by word or deed.

In the case of liberalism you will be kidnapped in secret, interrogated in the Gestapo to death, and then the unscrupulous media will announce that you are a terrorist who exploded himself, shot himself twice in the head from a gun, killed himself without removing his bracelets, burned himself with a Molotov cocktail, shot from the RSZ "Grad" or PZRK (thanks to the air conditioner!). So that no one doubts, in your garage will find a warehouse of ammunition, and in Cyprus accounts for financing terrorist attacks, will publish on Facebook a plan to capture the world from the hacked email. Your house will be burned by your associates in a terrorist cell to replace traces, and relatives, without shame, will commit suicide (in the ways described above, of course).

Fuck, that loud speaker on the phone...

I sit and talk to my colleagues.

The girl calls me "I miss you, I want you!"
I: "Let me call you again!"
Colleagues: "No-no, don’t get distracted, we’ll go for a cup of coffee!"

Podolski: Who are you to catch me?
by Podolski:
Lemrina24: Who are you not to get stuck?

There should only be a cake. The mystery of scanwords. Women have to have brains.

Hubble, the discussion of the iToilet app, allowing you to find out if the toilet is busy or free.

I need to have an electronic line :)
“Toilet is free, your turn: 5, approximate waiting time: 27 minutes 43 seconds”
ууу: IMHO – lack of analysts, and la:
> the last wicked Vasya
> the light did not cut off Andrew
> I didn’t get it.
> and Baba Nura has been there for 43 minutes.
Yes, BigData is now in mode... add a predicting release time feature, based on previous user behavior.

From the instructions for working with the personal office on the FTS website:

If there were customs operations in the reporting period, click the link "No customs operations", thus removing the flag. As a result, the tab appears "Customs operations information"

From Habr:
Domain area.yandex delegated

The first comment:
Can I use Yandex?

This is:
Life is a terribly symmetrical thing, only it happens at different times.
Half of girls in their 20s say "Do you like it? Meanwhile, half of men say the same at 40 years of age.
and...
40-year-old men marry 20-year-old girls

It is a pity man. Any fifty-year-old chief with a still melodic voice or the secretary of the customer / partner will call the working cell phone when he is in the shower or, sorry, sorting (no matter what urgently in non-working hours may be), and will answer the idiot's wife, from the hormonal disruption in the decree to any female voice paranoidly reacting, will begin to carry purga - shame for such a shame in front of people will not be wasted.

Sell me a swimsuit.
to be invisible in it.
No 40 extra kilograms.
No idea where to eat.

If you have forgotten what distinguishes a cherry from a cherry, this is a cherry.
Oh, that’s the cabbage...

xxx: the advantage of working in a foreign company - crushing Hindu shells, you can comment in half a voice on this %out with a three-storey mat. A peaceful face is the main thing.

We stand with a colleague on the street, a girl with a grandmother passes by and that says about bad service at the resort of Egypt. A colleague turns to me and says, “I ate the land at her age and didn’t know what Egypt was.” This phrase covered us for twenty minutes)))

Yesterday I read about a young Russian scientist who is developing a theory of teleportation. Immediately imagined a crowd of destroyed bombs, guys who took the steep cars in credit and just the people who by the cost of the steepness of the car self-affirmed. How unfortunate they were.

to this:

ejack662: Am I that one unwittingly chew plus over the records until the 4 eyes of the Chinese appear? OO

and----
Now let’s figure out who it is when it comes... ;)

Nastenka was pleasantly surprised when she found out that the Hornych Snake was not just three-headed.

I drank beer from a friend.I wanted to sleep, they left with a lovely home.He laid me down, he went for a couple of hours to go for a walk.Wake up in the morning, he is not, the tube does not take.The question: do I still have a lover and a girlfriend, if he is from another city, she had a lot of beer at home, and her number he has?