I worked in a meat shop at a large hypermarket. We got a new meat mower, large with a bunker of a hundred kilos. And the bunker was closed with a grid, the grid lay on the locking button of the rope. At first, everyone followed the rules: he threw meat, closed the bunker with a grid, turned on the unit. Until one beautiful day, when the worker decided to speed up the process and wrapped the locking button with an insulator so that it was possible not to close the bunker grid. He throws the meat, sees that the piece left on the wall of the bunker decided to fix it with his hand. The result - the man has no arm on the elbow, and then lucky that the foot hit the emergency stop button.

When my girlfriend and I were 13 years old, she began to gain weight. Her parents worried, began to drive the doctors, gave a lot of money for examination and treatment. As they claimed, she ate little, nothing harmful like sausage and mayonnaise they did not eat in the family. And she became more and more. And at one point, a friend stopped letting go, to my questions she answered unambiguously: punished. As it turned out, she went to the store, bought a bunch of food and hid, ate at night and when there was no one at home. In order not to burn, all the packaging was not thrown into the home basket, but brought a separate garbage bag into the closet and thrown all the waste there. It all started with Coca-Cola, chips and chocolate, ended with pizza, fast food and beat packs. Naturally, it all began to smell and home began to look for the source of the smell. And they found, in the closet a huge black garbage bag, which occupied the floor of the closet, and was filled under the bandage. Her parents wept, why the daughter is fat, they immediately understood, the puzzle came up, my girlfriend got puzzles. After half a year, she was back in shape.

I work in a metallurgical company. Almost every month someone gets injured, sometimes with a fatal outcome. There is not always a failure to comply with TB, sometimes it seems like it is a ridiculous expiration of circumstances. Sometimes by orders.

Here are some of them.

1st After melting the metal, the remaining heated sludge is taken on special carriers. On them is installed a basket filled with sludge. During the installation of the crane, the boiler turned over and filled the cabin in which the driver was. The man burned alive.

2nd happened about a month ago. The soldier was doing welding work in the pit. After the lunch break, I decided to go back to work. One of the cranes was struggling at that time. The result: his synthetic spice immediately burned, leaving 90% of his body burned. Go out by yourself. I called an ambulance. and coma. The death.

Three The Electrical. Worked with an electric cabinet under voltage, the screwdriver fell and hit the 690V tyres. by Duga. The explosion. A very large burn.

4 is Again the electrician. I fell asleep during work. He leaned his head to a copper tire under tension. The electricists who were nearby fell into precipitation from what they saw. Glory to the great helmet on my head!

5 is During the wire rental, the speed of movement at the end of the line is more than 200 km/h. It often flows out of cages. At me, I flew out and swam around the crane, which was at the height of the six-story building. This is case. The worker goes along the wire, the wire flies out and wraps around the body. A few fractures, a lot of burns. To break a man is not possible, only with a tool.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of cases. Not counting the fairy tales, about the 90s, when people were allegedly falling into channels with melted metal.

One of my acquaintances works as a techno coach, sometimes helping him to train unknowingly as a North Korean Master who came to Russia, who speaks poorly Russian, communicates on a rough mixture of English and Russian. By the way, the acquaintance, despite the black belt, is completely wooden and can still not spat.

Recently, the Master was tired of observing this and he decided to personally follow the process of his stretching. The process was tight, but when the Master from the harsh totalitarian North Korea, pressing a complaining friend in the sword, in a joke horribly issued in the rough Russian: "SAY, WHERE ARE YOUR CAMPS? ! to ! to Where are your tanks? “!” My friend just broke away from laughter.

Kial: You know, on the wave of Pokémon Go, all of this news looks like "Sensation! People walk out and discover the real world!"

It was in the warehouse. Four people walk, looking for three knives. I walked for half an hour and did not find it. His name is Boss. The one in a minute shows them in a prominent place and gives out the most epic phrase for today "what are you doing here, optical sex? andquot;

How did you know Nirvana?

Yyy: jumped and listened

Do you think there is no gray pig in my phone?
Emma what?
"A friend told me that I found a gray pig in the phone and now will throw off the phone, I am scared.
He found the menu.

xxx: When I came to Peter six years ago, I was struck by a huge number of bombs. Two years ago I saw none.
Are they skillfully disguised as hipsters?
Yyy: Masked by
If it does not smell, it is difficult to distinguish.
xx: :D They are brown too. Also in shirt or shirt. The bombs are vintage. There are more hipsters than hipsters themselves.

xxx: I have a friend of the time of the institute loved to ride in Moscow during the Year
XXX: Sometimes he clinked and he beat the cars in a tactic
The autumn is exciting.
XXX: I almost got rid of it

I never understood the people who watch football with a storm of emotions, up to matches and the desire to pull footballers’ legs out of their ass... until he started watching Discovery. Now I am also a mother and I want to remove their translators with a technical English-Russian dictionary.

Steel eggs are not so bad.
How they grew up.
The fragile girl of Oksana
During life difficulties

GT >> The modern Internet tells a scary lot about people.

Charg >> The modern Internet tells about people what these same people on the Internet displayed.
It’s like writing on a fence and then wondering what everyone sees.

The citizens! Everyone who has "fire in the hole" and who has read on the Internet different versions of the origin of this phrase: do not post it here. Even Google knows that this corresponds to the Russian "Ly!", although it can sometimes mean "Pizdec!".
And yes, "fire in the hole" means that the ignition cable has burned to the hole (no matter what), the explosion is inevitable and everyone needs to take action on the situation:
The gun should be removed from the leaflet so that it does not fade.
2. miners to get rid of the area in general, so that it does not fall
The grenaders, to whom it flew from the other side (or their grenade fell) - quickly dig a pit and pretend to be thrown.
Internet hamsters - press your popcorn with your hands, so that it does not break, and stop reading/posting shit.
and etc.

>>>Kaa: translator: "Fire in the corridor!"

Most of all over the phrase "fire in the hole!" was mocked by Discovery translators. Watching the show “Myth Destroyers” I’ve heard dozens of different variations of translation, including pearls like “fire in the hole” and “shoot in the hole.”

XXX is OK! Try to climb to the sorting station and unload any wagon in your favor.
YYY: We have a huge shopping network in the city ;)
yyy: As the owner told me: "Once I found a car with refrigerators"

My friend tells me that on a New Year's trip to Europe we will go to the opera.

It is also a decent clothes to bring with you.
I will take you and I will lose her!

Serzh: Adult is when the lunch pleases not the compot, but the size of the cottage.
Or at least lunch.

On the basis of local quotes, I decided to ask my son what is depicted on the save button in the word, the answer began elegantly: in the old days there was such a thing... discet))

The night. The door to open. Grandpa cries in the room. The little one in his bed hears it and cries, cries. I got up carefully so as not to wake my husband (although the tank would not wake him up) I went to close the door. She closed, and there was a cat under the door. She woke up and started murmuring, “Who did I wake up?” The cat was finally awakened and squeezed small. I just closed the door two steps to the baby’s bed to calm the baby. When I calm him, I shake. Suddenly the man wakes up and cries.
My husband’s version is shorter. I wake up suddenly, the child sneezes and a roasted aunt in a balloon approaches him and whispers, not holding back.