Dr. Aybolit had a brother, the pathologist Ayumer.
YYYY : )
yyy: as well as traumatologist - Ahrustitis, dentist - Aydasplyun, gynecologist - Moydodyr?
xxx: proctologist Aydadad
yyy: and the sanitary Вотбля

Thanks for the third number! It was very interesting to read. Among the shortcomings I would like to point out the presence of speech and lexical errors. Tell me, Sergey, do you have an expert who performs the final linguistic editing of the text before signing the number in print?
Why do we have no jizz? O_O

How are you? and )
10th class, lesson of literature, note in the diary:
"Agressively murmured on the teacher!"

My girlfriend thinks I should be more curious... at least, so it’s written in her diary.

Max (11:02:14 22/12/2009)
What kind of salad will you eat?

If you have already started licking a man, then please reach him to the end!

There was some kind of work: to route the grid and assign network names to printers by office numbers. Worked as a "boy on call" - people are troubled - they call, complain - you go to them to the office and decide. 150 PCs and 370 Macintosh. It was all located in a 3-story building and it was lazy to run from the office to your office. The solution was found.
You send to the printer to print 500 clean sheets and wait for the call: "we've broken the printer - chases the clean sheets unstoppably!!!". Ask the office number and give the name :)

The old-age son of the oligarch at night calls in hysteria the papika on Corsica:
Father, give it up... full shit! I need a lot of babble!
What’s wrong with you, Eblan?
- Girlfriend in the third month... The last period when you can still abortion
to do!
Is that all?! to
Another house was burned on Rublevka during a party.
(Silence in the Telephone)
Congratulations, only a tree remains.
to scratch!! to

From the forum:

Three years ago I was eight...I tune her a little...But it’s not about that...
With my wife for the New Year, we drove through the garden ring (centre of Moscow) for a test... Precisely, we didn’t drive, but pushed in a wild traffic jams((( Here, a car moved in front of me. I’m behind her... I feel a blow from behind... I think it’s all shit, an accident... I’m out. Behind is a Toyota minivan, behind the wheel a sympathetic brunette... I look caught, but not very much... She asks: I knocked you? I say yes. They went out and looked. Her bump scratched, I have nothing (bumpers in armor teeth). Okay well. Sit down, go on... Back the blow... Again she! Again, the same thing, the flow of her bumper broke... GAI didn’t start calling... I sit down, I don’t have time to touch. The blow!! I go out. Next to me is a man on the 99th model and roaring to tears.... ))) He tells me that I would be rebuilt from a row in front of him, but this lady will get me to death))) Rebuilt... the lady has a space))) And she took advantage of them... gas in the floor and here she is already stuck in the ass of the new Mercedes S class))) We and my wife were crying)))

The dress code in the office:
I am a Sisodmin in the company I always walk strictly in a tie, smooth pants and shirts. Despite the fact that I spend the whole day under the table with the cable in my teeth... but here our designer is walking in free and not embarrassing clothes... I will wash me somewhere fucking...

We were offered to work as a carrier in our favorite universe: we brought equipment from Sweden to our research department.
brought in a healthy truck. During the interruption, it was discovered that she had previously driven on a camouflage:
I: What do you like more, in the camouflage or in the skate?
Driving: on the scan of course... it is supported, but better even a new cabin...
I: I always thought that the cowboys were the best))
The cars are good and the equipment is somewhat puzzled and expensive... the Swedes got like puzzles under the roof, so smart they were, that fucking!

YYY: Today is International Sex Day
XXX is NIKUJA. Today is the Day of Human Rights. <Purple link>
International Sex Day - November 30
I was divorced.
YYY: I have gone
XXX is ha! I wanted to divorce you 😉
Nelly, I was divorced
Yyy: Thanks for the infu

Journeyman: Katya, throw, I look at job ads, and there is no money on the phone to even call.
Bagira: And you drop them a Jewish SMS "this subscriber asks you to call back". Then they will understand that you need a job.

Masha is out! I won the billiards three times yesterday.
This is a bad man! You said he’s playing great.

Have you had sex afterwards?
Masha... what? This is not your business!
And Andrew is not bad.
And Andrei did everything right.)

You guys, you guys, you guys are all guys.

Micheal (23:14:06 10/12/2009)
Tell me, Vova, as a man who is experienced and knowledgeable in the matter.

Micheal (23:14:18 10/12/2009)
What is better?

Micheal (23:16:25 10/12/2009)
To live with an adequate person who has already formed as a personality and does not depend on anyone in principle, or with a dumb man who has nothing in principle besides the claim to originality?

Porck (23:17:07 10/12/2009)
The one with the bigger breasts!!! to

Micheal (23:17:24 10/12/2009)
You knew it! ))

Porck (23:18:04 10/12/2009)
I have lived [...]

There’s a hamster Emmae, he doesn’t like the wheel and he bites the cage.
Have you seen the escape from Shawshank?

Ladies and gentlemen, hello to all.
I want to send visitors cards to all of us.
I send a sample text on my example. Enter your data and send it to me. Please do this immediately, as it will take 5 minutes, and the printing is ready to take us into print without delay.
If you don’t need business cards (don’t go to meetings, for example), sign up for me.

- I rarely go to meetings, the position is insignificant, there is no corporate mail, but the natural craving for hollow does not give me a chance to refuse.

Is it possible to dry the eye with a vacuum cleaner?
Zzzz: You have done well with your brain.

A couple in Ukrainian.
What type of translator is used?
1 – Linguistic
2 – Socrates
My own head
Prepod: What is this? never heard
I: Eeee... this is such a supernova development. Tested for now

10 students graduated,
One of them did not pass the border, and there were nine left.
9 students prepared throughout the autumn.
One exam failed, and there are eight remaining.
Eight students did not see any problems.
One said, “The Dean is a fool,” and there were seven left.
Seven students wanted to eat a lot.
One in the dining room ate a salad and there were six left.
Six students in pairs began to sleep.
One is not in place, and there are five left.
Five students were removed from the scholarship.
One of them shrugged his hand and they became four.
Four students smoked.
One of them smoked someone else’s conspiracy, and there were three left.
Three students submitted a PGK.
One spark dropped, and there were two left.
Two students studied for delay.
One decided:"I will go to serve". remained alone.
Only the latter learned well.
He could not find a job and shot himself.

Anna_Ariana