<***> And in my opinion, both the concept of "giving" and "giving" carry virtually the same pattern of cynicism, only the degree of saturation is slightly different. In any case, the meaning is to bring a woman her honor and dignity to the altar of a man.
<mecha_tama> * has chased his altar*

The xxx:
You are what? The bomb shelter was created for the bombs to escape there!!! There must be a refuge for people.

[ Oh ]
Maybe a glass of wine?
[ Oh ]
A bath of roses?
[ Oh ]
The candles?
and OHA
decided to drink me, drown me, and then burn my body?))))))

xxx: And in the morning showed - to the Moscow Film Festival the Japanese brought the cartoon "First Division", about the Second World War, where the ninja pioneer clan fights against the ninja clan of Hitler-Jugends. Pioneers have magic, and the Germans have vampires. Moreover, the war is going around the fountain at the VDNH of the 60s... :))
YYY: Hossapadi... o_0
XXX: Pioneers in the style of manga painted (and Stalin!) It looked funny :)
Of course, there is a speaking cat.
I need to see it 0

I am not so scared of global warming, but of global depression.
A. Dockov

The story from the series "The wrong country was called Honduras" (about politics).

1 March of this year in Sysertsky city district (Sverdlovsk region)
Choose the chapter. The leadership of the party “United Russia”
was fully aware of the local population, or something else, and
Instead of a party candidate, the people elected a businessman as mayor.
Maxim Palycha Serebrennikov, who in the region is still remembered in the late 90s
with Uralmashev’s brother. Governor Rossell, the obelisk - all
on the ears, Sissy - a cute piece, nature, elite dachi, gold land
You just have to solve the question – and how? I found a hole, a few.
"excessive" dozens of votes MaxPalych received from local patients
The Psychiatric Internat. Court of Appeal: “Citizens
voted unconsciously and unconsciously, the results on this section
to be declared invalid!”
The culmination. The Court. Representatives of the elected leader show that
patients of this internship always voted at all elections, and never
No one disputed any results. Answer of the Public Prosecutor
was magnificent. Yes, we know that even a year ago these sick people
participated in the vote. But then we chose the President.
We will not talk about it.”
...In general, the first precedent of removing a lawfully elected mayor by the people
It was created [...]

Med Institute, Faculty of Gynecology. Professor for first-year students:
Everyone should have a favorite girl. Homework without you.
You cannot do.

16:26 Let's get married
16:08:25 I want to eat
16:08:44 A lot of food at the wedding

Then I saw packages of handdoons sold for 12 pieces as a gift 1 hygienic wipes, asked a friend why the wipes... answered:"no to wipe the sweat from the forehead";

Love: How about things?
The Dragon: Great
You should introduce yourself, Madam.
Love: Love has added you
The dragon...
Dragon: What is next?
Love: Nothing
Dragon: Can you tell us about yourself?
Love is why?
Why did you add me to your contacts?
Love: You speech is correct, you go to meet me with a stomach, but as a mom health who smith stas stas stas mom hurt a long time I don't know probably mom east cheat me to empty.
Are you Russian at all? :)
Love: Sorry I made a mistake to press the ass on you I need to pass the ass on a friend. I am Russian.
Why do you write with mistakes?
Love: Where are you living?
Love: I don’t know what your name is?
Love: Why are you silent? What kind of girl or girl are you?
I’m quiet because I’m busy. I am such a man!
Dragon: I have a lot of work!
Love is clear! Where do you live? What work? Or the President?
I live in Moscow and work for a very good job! Almost the President! And you?
Love is clear! I don’t work at the owner’s house.
Let me tell you that it is a lazy man! You have children.
Dragon :your dolbisuround in your ears?
Love :You stupid question clear remove my nick for now!
Dragon :your urgent go to the pop for any case for now!! to

IMHOs, people who boast of their IQ, are not far from those who popularly boast of their hypertrophic genitals. If there is intelligence, then it is easy to detect in communication, and to pass the IQ test can be taught to the monkey.

The guy in a yellow jacket, blue jeans and white shoes from the Untouched Garden, pick up his shirt, I just called it, and you ran away!

This mathematician was so rough that he took the integrals alive.

Sponsor of the button "What next?", Russian Armed Forces. Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - rest with wisdom.

The world is not hopeless! In Google on the request "problems with the stall" there are links to repair of sanitary equipment!=)

The case was with my father at the exam in physics in the universe... the prede catastrophically did not want him to give him a rating of 5 and dropped to 4, but to all the questions the papik answered as if he was looking at the book, there is nothing to dig.
Do you see a glass of water on the window? Which side of the water is warmer and which side is colder (the audience or the sun)?
From the sun, of course.
Check it out!
Papik approaches, touches the water with his finger and understands that the glass is warmer on the part of the audience! What was asked:
How can you explain this physical phenomenon? The student?
The mechanical rotation of the glass around its axis followed by an immediate response.
Get your 5 and fall out of the seed!! to

I am very afraid of water...
XXX Why? What was it in childhood?! to
YYY: No... there was such a small thing, but there was no water there.
XXX: What kind of association? What about sharks?
YYY: I will tell you
YYY: In general, when I was a kid, I had a tooth, and I naturally threw it into the shell, with the words: you have a simple mouse, give me a gold. My brother wasted all this and said to me, Did you do that? There will be a flood! I was frightened, he blown me a rubber boat in the hall, gave me a veil in his hand, and said, I will go and buy quas, and you sit and wait. He naturally went for a walk, and I sat as a fool in the boat until evening and waited for the flood. I thought the water would take me through the balcony by boat.

I: Olga Vladimirovna, you expelled Fedorov, he was taken to the army.

I have not been quieter for my homeland.

XXX is
Why did you and your boyfriend break up?
ZZZ
did not give

There was a strong wind on the street, similar to a hurricane. Dialogue in ACE:
Ezekiel (14:11:57 19/06/2009)
Have you seen it?! to

†Normann† (14:12:09 19/06/2009)
My son flew from the balcony.

†Normann† (14:12:11 19/06/2009)
Aaaah!! to

†Normann† (14:12:17 19/06/2009)
It pulled the bathtub out of the toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:22 19/06/2009)
An old toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:29 19/06/2009)
The weather swallowed me!